http://www.abum.com/Funny twilight - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2024Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0500Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0500sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comTue, 30 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/93811/Sesame-Street-Spoofs-Twilight.htmlIn Twilight Breaking Cookie, the Cookie monster plays a yumpire with a cookie thirst who is loved by a girl called Belly. The problem is the Cookie monster can't stop himself from eating all the cookies and sharing them with his beloved.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-93811/Sesame-Street-Spoofs-Twilight.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93811.jpgSesame Street Spoofs 'Twilight'In Twilight Breaking Cookie, the Cookie monster plays a yumpire with a cookie thirst who is loved by a girl called Belly. The problem is the Cookie monster can't stop himself from eating all the cookies and sharing them with his beloved.FunnySesame,Street,Spoofs,TwilightThu, 07 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/90181/Honest-Trailers-Twilight-4-Breaking-Dawn.htmlThis is probably a film you don't give two flying batsh*ts about, but if you're going to engage with it on any level then it might as well be with the Honest Trailer which tells you everything you need to know. Or not know.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-90181/Honest-Trailers-Twilight-4-Breaking-Dawn.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90181.jpgHonest Trailers - Twilight 4: Breaking DawnThis is probably a film you don't give two flying batsh*ts about, but if you're going to engage with it on any level then it might as well be with the Honest Trailer which tells you everything you need to know. Or not know.EntertainmentHonest,Trailers,Twilight,Breaking,DawnThu, 27 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/89572/Honest-Trailers-Twilight-3.htmlYou never really gave a damn about this instalment of the Twilight trilogy until Honest Trailers got their mitts on it, now finally it has some watch-ability so you can look at it without the fear of it turning you to dust with its sheer lameness.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-89572/Honest-Trailers-Twilight-3.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89572.jpgHonest Trailers - Twilight 3You never really gave a damn about this instalment of the Twilight trilogy until Honest Trailers got their mitts on it, now finally it has some watch-ability so you can look at it without the fear of it turning you to dust with its sheer lameness.FunnyHonest,Trailers,TwilightSun, 22 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85634/Twilight-For-Guys-Director-s-Cut.htmlIn an alternate universe where most guys would probably give their right nut to live, there exists this Twilight film which is two and half hours of girls making out with each other to save themselves from a certain death.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85634/Twilight-For-Guys-Director-s-Cut.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85634.jpgTwilight: For Guys!! (Director's Cut)In an alternate universe where most guys would probably give their right nut to live, there exists this Twilight film which is two and half hours of girls making out with each other to save themselves from a certain death.FunnyTwilight,For,Guys,Directors,CutWed, 02 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/80321/Awesome-Twilight-Landing-At-Los-Angeles.htmlLook at the sea of twinkling lights shining like a reflection of the stars above. But what this doesn't show is the crippling, choking smog that strangles the breath out of the citizens of this great city. Other than that, don't all the people look like ants? If you could see them that is.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-80321/Awesome-Twilight-Landing-At-Los-Angeles.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80321.jpgAwesome Twilight Landing At Los AngelesLook at the sea of twinkling lights shining like a reflection of the stars above. But what this doesn't show is the crippling, choking smog that strangles the breath out of the citizens of this great city. Other than that, don't all the people look like ants? If you could see them that is.EntertainmentAwesome,Twilight,Landing,Los,AngelesWed, 10 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/78817/Twilight-Obession-OMG.htmlWell, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months, although her blood might be a bit fatty.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78817/Twilight-Obession-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78817.jpgTwilight Obession - OMG!Well, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months, although her blood might be a bit fatty.FunnyTwilight,Obession,OMGMon, 25 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/78524/Why-Wasn-t-Twilight-Like-THIS.htmlSassy redhead Sica shows us what she is made of, whilst rocking out to a timeless classic music track. She gyrates around in the least (and smallest) amount of clothes possible displaying her perfect figure, flaunting her vampire like pale skin.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-78524/Why-Wasn-t-Twilight-Like-THIS.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78524.jpgWhy Wasn't Twilight Like THIS?Sassy redhead Sica shows us what she is made of, whilst rocking out to a timeless classic music track. She gyrates around in the least (and smallest) amount of clothes possible displaying her perfect figure, flaunting her vampire like pale skin.EntertainmentWhy,Wasnt,Twilight,Like,THISThu, 05 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77063/Simple-Twilight-Logic.htmlI think we pretty much knew this already didn't we? Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77063/Simple-Twilight-Logic.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77063.jpgSimple Twilight LogicI think we pretty much knew this already didn't we? Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.FunnySimple,Twilight,LogicMon, 12 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/76632/Al-Qaeda-Calls-Off-Attack-To-Spare-Life-Of-Twilight-Author.htmlIt's just one more thing we've got to thank the Twilight author for. Along with screaming obsessed fans perving over Robert Pattinson & her ability to capture the struggles & tensions of adolescent love. You can see why Al-Qaeda adore her. DAMN!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-76632/Al-Qaeda-Calls-Off-Attack-To-Spare-Life-Of-Twilight-Author.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76632.jpgAl-Qaeda Calls Off Attack To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' AuthorIt's just one more thing we've got to thank the Twilight author for. Along with screaming obsessed fans perving over Robert Pattinson & her ability to capture the struggles & tensions of adolescent love. You can see why Al-Qaeda adore her. DAMN!FunnyAl-Qaeda,Calls,Off,Attack,Spare,Life,Twilight,AuthorWed, 07 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/76521/Twilight-For-Guys.htmlNow this is more like it. I'd be screaming my throat dry & weeping profusely from maddening lust if this was what the Twilight movies were like: Sweet-ass chicks making out in their underwear. Robert Pattinson, go suck a sparkly dick!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-76521/Twilight-For-Guys.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76521.jpgTwilight: For Guys!!Now this is more like it. I'd be screaming my throat dry & weeping profusely from maddening lust if this was what the Twilight movies were like: Sweet-ass chicks making out in their underwear. Robert Pattinson, go suck a sparkly dick!EntertainmentTwilight,For,GuysWed, 07 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/76519/12-Horrible-Twilight-Tattoos.htmlIt saddens me deeply to see how many of these are guys! I thought this crap was only infecting our women. Kill them all with fire.....*WAIT! Make it a stake through the heart, just to be sure!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-76519/12-Horrible-Twilight-Tattoos.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76519.jpg12 Horrible Twilight TattoosIt saddens me deeply to see how many of these are guys! I thought this crap was only infecting our women. Kill them all with fire.....*WAIT! Make it a stake through the heart, just to be sure!FunnyHorrible,Twilight,TattoosMon, 05 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/76482/Twilight-Bores-Man-To-Death.htmlWell it now official. The new Twilight movie has been proven capable of boring men to death. Apparently this phenomenon only effect men, so you old cougars out there are free to go drool over your little heart-throb teens!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-76482/Twilight-Bores-Man-To-Death.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76482.jpgTwilight Bores Man To Death!Well it now official. The new Twilight movie has been proven capable of boring men to death. Apparently this phenomenon only effect men, so you old cougars out there are free to go drool over your little heart-throb teens!FunnyTwilight,Bores,Man,DeathWed, 23 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/73221/Buffy-vs-Edward-Twilight-Remixed.htmlRetirement is a biatch...called Buffy! Please come back, we have a gay vampire we need you to kill, his name is Edward Cullen - Personally, I'd expect blade to get some better results, but he's in jail, and I guess Buffy is easier on the eye.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-73221/Buffy-vs-Edward-Twilight-Remixed.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73221.jpgBuffy vs Edward: Twilight RemixedRetirement is a biatch...called Buffy! Please come back, we have a gay vampire we need you to kill, his name is Edward Cullen - Personally, I'd expect blade to get some better results, but he's in jail, and I guess Buffy is easier on the eye.FunnyBuffy,Edward,Twilight,RemixedThu, 26 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/72795/Kevin-Smith-talks-about-Twilight.htmlThe big man drops some truth bombs on the twilight franchise, all the while preaching a message of acceptance. Sure, homo sparkly vampires might only entertain 12 year old she-nerds, but in 6 short years they'll be 18 year old she-nerds...Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-72795/Kevin-Smith-talks-about-Twilight.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72795.jpgKevin Smith talks about TwilightThe big man drops some truth bombs on the twilight franchise, all the while preaching a message of acceptance. Sure, homo sparkly vampires might only entertain 12 year old she-nerds, but in 6 short years they'll be 18 year old she-nerds...FunnyKevin,Smith,talks,about,Twilight