<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny turn - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny turn - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Next Gen SSD Cards Turn Into Robots</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93801/Next-Gen-SSD-Cards-Turn-Into-Robots.html</link><description>Get Will Smith on the phone quick because I, Robot has just taken one step closer to becoming reality, the next gen of SSD cards has arrived and can travel the world at incredible speeds and charm the pants of any woman.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93801/Next-Gen-SSD-Cards-Turn-Into-Robots.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93801.jpg</image><media:title>Next Gen SSD Cards Turn Into Robots</media:title><media:description>Get Will Smith on the phone quick because I, Robot has just taken one step closer to becoming reality, the next gen of SSD cards has arrived and can travel the world at incredible speeds and charm the pants of any woman.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Next,Gen,SSD,Cards,Turn,Into,Robots</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93801.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Turn Your Phone 90 Degrees</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93486/Turn-Your-Phone-90-Degrees.html</link><description>If people recording videos on their phone in portrait instead of landscape is a bugbear of yours, this video’s for you. With appropriate anger and violence it details how annoying and stupid it is.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93486/Turn-Your-Phone-90-Degrees.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93486.jpg</image><media:title>Turn Your Phone 90 Degrees</media:title><media:description>If people recording videos on their phone in portrait instead of landscape is a bugbear of yours, this video’s for you. 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Epic.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90687/Turn-It-Off.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90687.jpg</image><media:title>Turn It Off!!!</media:title><media:description>This little girl wants to practice her dancing, but the cat has other ideas -- wandering into shot he doesn&#039;t seem too happy with the whole thing, skulking about until finally he&#039;s had enough and decides, action is the way forward. 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No, this isn&#039;t a 4chan movie but instead this played before each film at Frightfest 2012 to remind people to turn off their phones.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88532/Turn-Off-Your-F-cking-Phone.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88532.jpg</image><media:title>Turn Off Your F#cking Phone!</media:title><media:description>People who leave their phones on in a movie theater are kind of annoying, but what this guy does is maybe taking things a little too far. 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Epic.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88219/Turn-It-Off.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88219.jpg</image><media:title>Turn It Off!!!</media:title><media:description>This little girl wants to practice her dancing, but the cat has other ideas -- wandering into shot he doesn&#039;t seem too happy with the whole thing, skulking about until finally he&#039;s had enough and decides, action is the way forward. 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Those kind of sacrifices can&#039;t be taken lightly and it was done all in the name of entertainment, so be grateful.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85991/Mattstache-Turn-Me-On.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85991.jpg</image><media:title>Mattstache - Turn Me On</media:title><media:description>Pay some respect to Matthew “Mattstache” Ferguson because he shaved off a pretty significant beard in order to make this video. Those kind of sacrifices can&#039;t be taken lightly and it was done all in the name of entertainment, so be grateful.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Mattstache,Turn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85991.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Fireworks Turn Gruesome</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84619/Fireworks-Turn-Gruesome.html</link><description>You can find some intriguing stuff posted online–take for instance this video I stumbled upon. What starts off as a normal scene where a group of friends are setting off some fireworks, suddenly takes a turn for the gruesome.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84619/Fireworks-Turn-Gruesome.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84619.jpg</image><media:title>Fireworks Turn Gruesome</media:title><media:description>You can find some intriguing stuff posted online–take for instance this video I stumbled upon. 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