<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny turn - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny turn - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Mattstache - Turn Me On</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85991/Mattstache-Turn-Me-On.html</link><description>Pay some respect to Matthew “Mattstache” Ferguson because he shaved off a pretty significant beard in order to make this video. Those kind of sacrifices can&#039;t be taken lightly and it was done all in the name of entertainment, so be grateful.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85991/Mattstache-Turn-Me-On.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85991.jpg</image><media:title>Mattstache - Turn Me On</media:title><media:description>Pay some respect to Matthew “Mattstache” Ferguson because he shaved off a pretty significant beard in order to make this video. Those kind of sacrifices can&#039;t be taken lightly and it was done all in the name of entertainment, so be grateful.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Mattstache,Turn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85991.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Fireworks Turn Gruesome</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84619/Fireworks-Turn-Gruesome.html</link><description>You can find some intriguing stuff posted online–take for instance this video I stumbled upon. What starts off as a normal scene where a group of friends are setting off some fireworks, suddenly takes a turn for the gruesome.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84619/Fireworks-Turn-Gruesome.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84619.jpg</image><media:title>Fireworks Turn Gruesome</media:title><media:description>You can find some intriguing stuff posted online–take for instance this video I stumbled upon. 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Just when you think they have reached their limit they go and do something that takes the needle right off the scale - WOW!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81474/Turn-The-Dial-Up-To-ELEVEN.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81474.jpg</image><media:title>Turn The Dial Up To ELEVEN!</media:title><media:description>Girls, babes, chicks, ladies, beauts, hotties, etc....I think you know what i&#039;m referring to here? How hawt can a female get? 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Just when you think they have reached their limit they go and do something that takes the needle right off the scale - WOW!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76082/Turn-The-Volume-Up-To-ELEVEN.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76082.jpg</image><media:title>Turn The Volume Up To ELEVEN!</media:title><media:description>Girls, babes, chicks, ladies, beauts, hotties, etc....I think you know what i&#039;m referring to here? How hawt can a female get? 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Badass!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-21282/Motorcycle-Cop-Skills.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/21282.jpg</image><media:title>Motorcycle Cop Skills</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/21282.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="174" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>These guys know how to ride their cycles, thats for sure. Badass!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>motorcycle,skid,skill,turn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/21282.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2006 00:00:11 -0700</pubDate><title>Stupid Driver</title><link>http://www.abum.com/17607/Stupid-Driver.html</link><description>This driver missed the exit on the freeway, so he/she decides to try to get back to it.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-17607/Stupid-Driver.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/17607.jpg</image><media:title>Stupid Driver</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/17607.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="28" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This driver missed the exit on the freeway, so he/she decides to try to get back to it.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>car,interstate,stupid,turn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/17607.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 00:00:07 -0700</pubDate><title>Crazy Roundabout</title><link>http://www.abum.com/16007/Crazy-Roundabout.html</link><description>Whoa, do you really have to go through all of that?</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-16007/Crazy-Roundabout.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/16007.jpg</image><media:title>Crazy Roundabout</media:title><media:description>Whoa, do you really have to go through all of that?</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>germany,roundabout,turn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/16007.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 00:00:05 -0800</pubDate><title>Learn To Spell</title><link>http://www.abum.com/12433/Learn-To-Spell.html</link><description>Don&#039;t highway crews get paid a ton of money?  Teach them how to spell!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-12433/Learn-To-Spell.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/12433.jpg</image><media:title>Learn To Spell</media:title><media:description>Don&#039;t highway crews get paid a ton of money?  Teach them how to spell!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>lane,only,turn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/12433.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:00:06 -0700</pubDate><title>if you need your girlfriend to dress up like this to turn you on, i suggest nerd</title><link>http://www.abum.com/7323/if-you-need-your-girlfriend-to-dress-up-like-this-to-turn-you-on-i-suggest-nerd.html</link><description>if you need your girlfriend to dress up like this to turn you on, i suggest nerd-rehab</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-7323/if-you-need-your-girlfriend-to-dress-up-like-this-to-turn-you-on-i-suggest-nerd.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7323.jpg</image><media:title>if you need your girlfriend to dress up like this to turn you on, i suggest nerd</media:title><media:description>if you need your girlfriend to dress up like this to turn you on, i suggest nerd-rehab</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>need,girlfriend,dress,like,turn,suggest,nerd</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7323.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2005 00:00:04 -0700</pubDate><title>come on baby, turn around!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/7283/come-on-baby-turn-around.html</link><description>come on baby, turn around!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-7283/come-on-baby-turn-around.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7283.jpg</image><media:title>come on baby, turn around!</media:title><media:description>come on baby, turn around!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>come,baby,turn,around</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7283.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Amazing how much sterotypes turn out to be true</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2810/Amazing-how-much-sterotypes-turn-out-to-be-true.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2810/Amazing-how-much-sterotypes-turn-out-to-be-true.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2810.jpg</image><media:title>Amazing how much sterotypes turn out to be true</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>amazing,much,sterotypes,turn,true</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2810.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
