<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny train - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny train - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 16 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Man Races London Subway Train</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93779/Man-Races-London-Subway-Train.html</link><description>And by race it means he runs from one station to the next to try to beat the train before it gets to the stop—can he do it? You&#039;ll have to watch and find out.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93779/Man-Races-London-Subway-Train.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93779.jpg</image><media:title>Man Races London Subway Train</media:title><media:description>And by race it means he runs from one station to the next to try to beat the train before it gets to the stop—can he do it? You&#039;ll have to watch and find out.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Man,Races,London,Subway,Train</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93779.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Why Should Women Train Jiu-Jitsu?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92248/Why-Should-Women-Train-Jiu-Jitsu.html</link><description>Well, other than so you can be a total badass, there are lots of reasons why women should learn Jiu-Jitsu, like so they can render people unconscious in bars.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92248/Why-Should-Women-Train-Jiu-Jitsu.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92248.jpg</image><media:title>Why Should Women Train Jiu-Jitsu?</media:title><media:description>Well, other than so you can be a total badass, there are lots of reasons why women should learn Jiu-Jitsu, like so they can render people unconscious in bars.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Why,Should,Women,Train,Jiu-Jitsu</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92248.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Madeline + Train = Sheer Delight</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89984/Madeline-Train-Sheer-Delight.html</link><description>If only life was as simple now you&#039;re old, bitter, and twisted. The sheer joy that could be gained from just getting to ride a train as this three year old experiences -- before the rot sets in and you realise what an abominable service the train operators provide.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89984/Madeline-Train-Sheer-Delight.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89984.jpg</image><media:title>Madeline + Train = Sheer Delight</media:title><media:description>If only life was as simple now you&#039;re old, bitter, and twisted. 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Simon Pegg’s character is having a tough time trying to explain a new train proposal to Amelia Bullmore.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89917/Big-Train-Trains.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89917.jpg</image><media:title>Big Train: Trains</media:title><media:description>Politics can be a difficult business, especially when you are trying to get approval for anything transport related. Simon Pegg’s character is having a tough time trying to explain a new train proposal to Amelia Bullmore.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Big,Train,Trains</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89917.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>How (not) To Pick Up Girls On A Train</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89505/How-not-To-Pick-Up-Girls-On-A-Train.html</link><description>If you are currently using the method for picking up girls then i&#039;m sure your results may vary-- but my guess is that the outcome will likely be exactly the same as this dude. 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Forget about all those other games, you need to keep it real with the greatest game that ever was. It’s got everything you could ever want from a game, trains, passengers getting on and off the trains, stations, more trains, and dubstep.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88982/Train-Simulator-Bitch.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88982.jpg</image><media:title>Train Simulator Bitch</media:title><media:description>Yo! Forget about all those other games, you need to keep it real with the greatest game that ever was. 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This guy must have balls the size of planets.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87760/Man-Escapes-From-Under-a-Moving-Train.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87760.jpg</image><media:title>Man Escapes From Under a Moving Train</media:title><media:description>As the title to the YouTube video says, this is not something you see everyday. Not unless you’re watching an old silent movie and theres a heroine tied to the tracks. 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But would you be happy?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87368/Big-Train-Work-Place-W-nking.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87368.jpg</image><media:title>Big Train – Work Place W@nking</media:title><media:description>Simon Pegg is none to happy about his neighbour from “Spaced”, Brian, coming in to tell him that they’ll no longer be able to relieve corporate tension in their office the way they used to. 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This is MADNESS!!!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86335/Train-Sledging.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86335.jpg</image><media:title>Train Sledging</media:title><media:description>Take one train, a sled, and a maniac with balls where his brains should be and you have this: a man being pulled along by a train while he lies atop a sled. Hey, at least he got a seat, of sorts. 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These guys don&#039;t seem to care about little thing like safety though, treating this giant machine as a surfboard that they can hang off, skid along the ground clinging onto, and generally have a ball.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83467/Train-Surfin-Indian-Stylee.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83467.jpg</image><media:title>Train Surfin: Indian Stylee</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s all fun and games until somebody loses a limb. 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