<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny train - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny train - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Train Sledging</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86335/Train-Sledging.html</link><description>Take one train, a sled, and a maniac with balls where his brains should be and you have this: a man being pulled along by a train while he lies atop a sled. Hey, at least he got a seat, of sorts. This is MADNESS!!!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86335/Train-Sledging.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86335.jpg</image><media:title>Train Sledging</media:title><media:description>Take one train, a sled, and a maniac with balls where his brains should be and you have this: a man being pulled along by a train while he lies atop a sled. Hey, at least he got a seat, of sorts. This is MADNESS!!!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Train,Sledging</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86335.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>How (not) To Pick Up Girls On A Train</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85077/How-not-To-Pick-Up-Girls-On-A-Train.html</link><description>If you are currently using the method for picking up girls then i&#039;m sure your results may vary-- but my guess is that the outcome will likely be exactly the same as this dude. Unless she is partially blind of course?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85077/How-not-To-Pick-Up-Girls-On-A-Train.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85077.jpg</image><media:title>How (not) To Pick Up Girls On A Train</media:title><media:description>If you are currently using the method for picking up girls then i&#039;m sure your results may vary-- but my guess is that the outcome will likely be exactly the same as this dude. Unless she is partially blind of course?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>How,not,Pick,Girls,Train</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85077.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Train Surfin: Indian Stylee</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83467/Train-Surfin-Indian-Stylee.html</link><description>It&#039;s all fun and games until somebody loses a limb. These guys don&#039;t seem to care about little thing like safety though, treating this giant machine as a surfboard that they can hang off, skid along the ground clinging onto, and generally have a ball.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83467/Train-Surfin-Indian-Stylee.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83467.jpg</image><media:title>Train Surfin: Indian Stylee</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s all fun and games until somebody loses a limb. These guys don&#039;t seem to care about little thing like safety though, treating this giant machine as a surfboard that they can hang off, skid along the ground clinging onto, and generally have a ball.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Train,Surfin,Indian,Stylee</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83467.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Teen Daredevil Narrowly Misses Train</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83380/Teen-Daredevil-Narrowly-Misses-Train.html</link><description>This idiot in Australia dashes across railroad tracks and just misses getting hit by a speeding train. Don&#039;t attempt this at home -- it can only be done in a train station, by a complete moron.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83380/Teen-Daredevil-Narrowly-Misses-Train.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83380.jpg</image><media:title>Teen Daredevil Narrowly Misses Train</media:title><media:description>This idiot in Australia dashes across railroad tracks and just misses getting hit by a speeding train. Don&#039;t attempt this at home -- it can only be done in a train station, by a complete moron.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Teen,Daredevil,Narrowly,Misses,Train</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83380.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Idiot Plays with Train</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83093/Idiot-Plays-with-Train.html</link><description>This is what you call dicing with death. A few more seconds and this guys wouldn&#039;t been squished onto the front of this rocketing train like a fly on windscreen. Skill? Luck:? Idiocy? idiocy......Maybe.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83093/Idiot-Plays-with-Train.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83093.jpg</image><media:title>Idiot Plays with Train</media:title><media:description>This is what you call dicing with death. A few more seconds and this guys wouldn&#039;t been squished onto the front of this rocketing train like a fly on windscreen. Skill? Luck:? Idiocy? idiocy......Maybe.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Idiot,Plays,with,Train</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83093.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Train Sledging</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79374/Train-Sledging.html</link><description>Take one train, a sled, and a maniac with balls where his brains should be and you have this: a man being pulled along by a train while he lies atop a sled. Hey, at least he got a seat, of sorts. 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He&#039;s the only one who was smart enough to go through the lady train on his back to get a closer look at the cabooses.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79329/Man-Goes-Through-Bridesmaid-s-Train.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79329.jpg</image><media:title>Man Goes Through Bridesmaid&#039;s Train</media:title><media:description>Ladies, you better snap this guy up-- he&#039;s a keeper. He&#039;s the only one who was smart enough to go through the lady train on his back to get a closer look at the cabooses.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Man,Goes,Through,Bridesmaids,Train</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79329.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Trainspotter Nearly Creamed By Train</title><link>http://www.abum.com/75671/Trainspotter-Nearly-Creamed-By-Train.html</link><description>A British train enthusiast focuses on the 2:30 to Bristol and nearly ends up catching the 2:35 to the After Life. Proving i guess that some people (idiots?) would literally die for their passion!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75671/Trainspotter-Nearly-Creamed-By-Train.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75671.jpg</image><media:title>Trainspotter Nearly Creamed By Train</media:title><media:description>A British train enthusiast focuses on the 2:30 to Bristol and nearly ends up catching the 2:35 to the After Life. Proving i guess that some people (idiots?) would literally die for their passion!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Trainspotter,Nearly,Creamed,Train</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75671.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Coming On Like A Freight Train - WTF!?!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74759/Coming-On-Like-A-Freight-Train-WTF.html</link><description>This is cool, how often do you get a first person view of a train derailment? All aboard for a rickety ride to beat any roller coaster. This is for real, so come get your sh!ts and your giggles.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74759/Coming-On-Like-A-Freight-Train-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74759.jpg</image><media:title>Coming On Like A Freight Train - WTF!?!</media:title><media:description>This is cool, how often do you get a first person view of a train derailment? All aboard for a rickety ride to beat any roller coaster. 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Trains are badass. Just look at the wave this one creates, if only I were there with my surfboard - I would&#039;ve been crushed like a bug. Awesome.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74259/Epic-Train-vs-Flood.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74259.jpg</image><media:title>Epic Train vs. Flood!</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/74259.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="58" height="854" width="480" /><media:description>Don&#039;t mess with a train, not if you&#039;re water, fire, earth, wind, plague, swarm of locusts, anything. Trains are badass. Just look at the wave this one creates, if only I were there with my surfboard - I would&#039;ve been crushed like a bug. Awesome.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Epic,Train,Flood</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74259.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Train Destroys Truck - WTF?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/73229/Train-Destroys-Truck-WTF.html</link><description>Simple rule to remember: trains usually win. Luckily, the driver was able to escape unharmed.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73229/Train-Destroys-Truck-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73229.jpg</image><media:title>Train Destroys Truck - WTF?</media:title><media:description>Simple rule to remember: trains usually win. Luckily, the driver was able to escape unharmed.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Train,Destroys,Truck,WTF</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73229.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Train Inspector Nearly Hit Twice - OMG!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/73061/Train-Inspector-Nearly-Hit-Twice-OMG.html</link><description>Somehow this lucky train inspector avoids getting crushed by two different trains within seconds of each other.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73061/Train-Inspector-Nearly-Hit-Twice-OMG.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73061.jpg</image><media:title>Train Inspector Nearly Hit Twice - OMG!</media:title><media:description>Somehow this lucky train inspector avoids getting crushed by two different trains within seconds of each other.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Train,Inspector,Nearly,Hit,Twice,OMG</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73061.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Miracle Baby Survives Train Accident</title><link>http://www.abum.com/72175/Miracle-Baby-Survives-Train-Accident.html</link><description>An Austrailian mother watches her six month old son roll off the edge of subway station and into the path of a train. By some miracle the kid had no injuries except for a small bump on his head from the fall.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-72175/Miracle-Baby-Survives-Train-Accident.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72175.jpg</image><media:title>Miracle Baby Survives Train Accident</media:title><media:description>An Austrailian mother watches her six month old son roll off the edge of subway station and into the path of a train. 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They know the world they live in but they just cant handle it when its not going right. Hahahaha!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-70555/Top-10-Celeb-Train-Wrecks.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70555.jpg</image><media:title>Top 10 Celeb Train Wrecks</media:title><media:description>Everyone loves to see what celebs are up to especially when things are going wrong for them. They know the world they live in but they just cant handle it when its not going right. 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