<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny toy - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny toy - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>RC Toy Or Real Car?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86853/RC-Toy-Or-Real-Car.html</link><description>It’s kinda hard to tell if this is a real car or a radio controlled toy. Either way I think i want one. It’s a 1:5th scale, 2 and a half foot long, 16 pound wooden version of a 1970 mk1 escort rally car synced to audio of the real thing.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86853/RC-Toy-Or-Real-Car.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86853.jpg</image><media:title>RC Toy Or Real Car?</media:title><media:description>It’s kinda hard to tell if this is a real car or a radio controlled toy. Either way I think i want one. It’s a 1:5th scale, 2 and a half foot long, 16 pound wooden version of a 1970 mk1 escort rally car synced to audio of the real thing.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Toy,Real,Car</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86853.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Sneak Peak Greatest Toy in the Universe!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85955/Sneak-Peak-Greatest-Toy-in-the-Universe.html</link><description>OK, keep this one to yourselves, but you&#039;re about to get a look at what will be the greatest, most amazing toy the multiverse has ever seen. Yep, it&#039;s very exciting for us all so try not to pee your pants as Spyder drones arachno octo robo is unveiled.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85955/Sneak-Peak-Greatest-Toy-in-the-Universe.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85955.jpg</image><media:title>Sneak Peak Greatest Toy in the Universe!</media:title><media:description>OK, keep this one to yourselves, but you&#039;re about to get a look at what will be the greatest, most amazing toy the multiverse has ever seen. 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Thank whatever fictional god(s) you believe exists, because they have answered all our prayers.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84060/Keyboard-Cat-The-Toy.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84060.jpg</image><media:title>Keyboard Cat - The Toy!</media:title><media:description>If your first thought wasn&#039;t &quot;SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY&quot; then you and I have nothing in common. Thank whatever fictional god(s) you believe exists, because they have answered all our prayers.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Keyboard,Cat,The,Toy</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84060.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Craaazy Cams Used Toy Car Hut</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83778/Craaazy-Cams-Used-Toy-Car-Hut.html</link><description>There comes a time in every person&#039;s life when they just have to get themselves a used toy car. But when that time comes you&#039;ll probably find yourself thinking: just where in the hell am I going to get one from? Now you know.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83778/Craaazy-Cams-Used-Toy-Car-Hut.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83778.jpg</image><media:title>Craaazy Cams Used Toy Car Hut</media:title><media:description>There comes a time in every person&#039;s life when they just have to get themselves a used toy car. But when that time comes you&#039;ll probably find yourself thinking: just where in the hell am I going to get one from? Now you know.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Craaazy,Cams,Used,Toy,Car,Hut</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83778.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Turtle Bangs Squeeze Toy</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82984/Turtle-Bangs-Squeeze-Toy.html</link><description>Wowzers! This has to be one of the grossest things i have seen for a long while. I never realised that when a turtle gets jiggy it resembles something out of a low budget sci-fi horror movie...</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82984/Turtle-Bangs-Squeeze-Toy.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82984.jpg</image><media:title>Turtle Bangs Squeeze Toy</media:title><media:description>Wowzers! This has to be one of the grossest things i have seen for a long while. 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Nice chick thou!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75159/Soft-Toy-Loving.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75159.jpg</image><media:title>Soft Toy Loving</media:title><media:description>I&#039;m not sure about the use of lime green and an insipid blue as a colour combination in this room. It shows a complete disregard for the aesthetics of good interior design. I&#039;m all for personal taste, but this is just one step too far. Nice chick thou!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Soft,Toy,Loving</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75159.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Blowing Up Toy Cars in Slow Mo</title><link>http://www.abum.com/72702/Blowing-Up-Toy-Cars-in-Slow-Mo.html</link><description>I wanted explosions to be part of my special effects job when I was a kid, but I guess this is close enough. This one&#039;s for you, 10-year old Me.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-72702/Blowing-Up-Toy-Cars-in-Slow-Mo.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72702.jpg</image><media:title>Blowing Up Toy Cars in Slow Mo</media:title><media:description>I wanted explosions to be part of my special effects job when I was a kid, but I guess this is close enough. 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