http://www.abum.com/Funny total - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Sun, 29 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700Sun, 29 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comSun, 29 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87027/Total-Blackout-Game.htmlNow THIS is a gameshow i'd watch! The idea is to smell something then name what it is, all in total darkness. All sounds fairly reasonable right? Well that is until one of those things is a sweaty mans ass. Epic.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87027/Total-Blackout-Game.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87027.jpgTotal Blackout GameNow THIS is a gameshow i'd watch! The idea is to smell something then name what it is, all in total darkness. All sounds fairly reasonable right? Well that is until one of those things is a sweaty mans ass. Epic.EntertainmentTotal,Blackout,GameFri, 06 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86712/Total-Body-Transformations.htmlProof that under all that flubber lies a ripped body just waiting to be shown off. I just knew i had muscles. Kinda. I'm guessing that quite a lot of personal work was required to make some of these amazing body alterations posible. RespectEntertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86712/Total-Body-Transformations.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86712.jpgTotal Body TransformationsProof that under all that flubber lies a ripped body just waiting to be shown off. I just knew i had muscles. Kinda. I'm guessing that quite a lot of personal work was required to make some of these amazing body alterations posible. RespectEntertainmentTotal,Body,TransformationsTue, 03 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86674/Total-Recall-Official-Trailer.htmlRemakes are usually utter crud, the sort of film that if you're a fan of the original you'll want to tear at the screen with fury and tear your hair out at why-o-why would they do this!? But this looks awesome, it even makes Colin Farrell watchable.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86674/Total-Recall-Official-Trailer.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86674.jpgTotal Recall - Official TrailerRemakes are usually utter crud, the sort of film that if you're a fan of the original you'll want to tear at the screen with fury and tear your hair out at why-o-why would they do this!? 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The generation of tommorow looks freaky!FunnyTotal,Senior,Portrait,FAILTue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85558/Before-After-Total-Body-Transformations.htmlFor some of us that sit at a computer all day, having the odd slice (or 10) of pizza to keep us going, the thought of shedding the pounds and toning up to a six-packed muscle-bound human might seem impossible. Apparently though it isnt.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85558/Before-After-Total-Body-Transformations.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85558.jpgBefore & After - Total Body TransformationsFor some of us that sit at a computer all day, having the odd slice (or 10) of pizza to keep us going, the thought of shedding the pounds and toning up to a six-packed muscle-bound human might seem impossible. Apparently though it isnt.EntertainmentBefore,After,Total,Body,TransformationsSun, 27 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84825/Liquid-Replant-Total-WANT.htmlPrepare to witness awesome! 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I'm guessing that quite a lot of personal work was required to make some of these body alterations posible. RespectHow ToTotal,Body,TransformationsThu, 18 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83313/Father-Son-Survive-Car-Total.htmlThis is one you simply have to see to believe. A van obliterates a passenger car, sending a father and son flying across the street. Amazingly, they survive with no major injuries.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83313/Father-Son-Survive-Car-Total.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83313.jpgFather & Son Survive Car TotalThis is one you simply have to see to believe. A van obliterates a passenger car, sending a father and son flying across the street. Amazingly, they survive with no major injuries.EntertainmentFather,Son,Survive,Car,TotalThu, 04 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83121/Total-Senior-Portrait-FAIL.htmlIt's your final year at highschool and you really want to make an impression. 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Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!FunnyMotorcycle,Noob,Total,FAILTue, 19 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82886/TOTAL-Butt-Lighting-FAIL.htmlWhat the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while. Pwnd.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82886/TOTAL-Butt-Lighting-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82886.jpgTOTAL Butt-Lighting FAIL!What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while. 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We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-79745/TOTAL-Butt-Lighting-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79745.jpgTOTAL Butt-Lighting FAIL!What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!EntertainmentTOTAL,Butt-Lighting,FAILTue, 30 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/79196/Motorcycle-Noob-Total-FAIL.htmlAnother motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-79196/Motorcycle-Noob-Total-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79196.jpgMotorcycle Noob Total FAIL!Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. 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