<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny taser - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny taser - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Home Made Taser</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83466/Home-Made-Taser.html</link><description>Make your own taser and then get your own back on the cops or just use it on your friends, they&#039;ll love it, trust me. Wait for them to fall asleep and then use it to wake them from their slumber, it&#039;s a great way to wake up to the world.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83466/Home-Made-Taser.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83466.jpg</image><media:title>Home Made Taser</media:title><media:description>Make your own taser and then get your own back on the cops or just use it on your friends, they&#039;ll love it, trust me. Wait for them to fall asleep and then use it to wake them from their slumber, it&#039;s a great way to wake up to the world.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Home,Made,Taser</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83466.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>1 Guy. 1 Taser. 1 Keyboard Cat</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83195/1-Guy-1-Taser-1-Keyboard-Cat.html</link><description>Remember Keyboard Cat? He was king of the internets about 2 years ago. Well, isn&#039;t it time he was brought back? And what better way to introduce him again than for him to play off this epic self-tasing attempt FAIL!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83195/1-Guy-1-Taser-1-Keyboard-Cat.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83195.jpg</image><media:title>1 Guy. 1 Taser. 1 Keyboard Cat</media:title><media:description>Remember Keyboard Cat? He was king of the internets about 2 years ago. Well, isn&#039;t it time he was brought back? And what better way to introduce him again than for him to play off this epic self-tasing attempt FAIL!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Guy,Taser,Keyboard,Cat</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83195.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>(Shower + Taser) vs Buddy</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82488/Shower-Taser-vs-Buddy.html</link><description>This is how to be a total a-hole d-bag to your friend. It may be mean but it won&#039;t stop you from finding this hilarious. It&#039;s like that Hitchcock Psycho shower scene updated for the internet age, replacing a knife with a tazer.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82488/Shower-Taser-vs-Buddy.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82488.jpg</image><media:title>(Shower + Taser) vs Buddy</media:title><media:description>This is how to be a total a-hole d-bag to your friend. It may be mean but it won&#039;t stop you from finding this hilarious. It&#039;s like that Hitchcock Psycho shower scene updated for the internet age, replacing a knife with a tazer.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Shower,Taser,Buddy</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82488.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Home Made Taser</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79696/Home-Made-Taser.html</link><description>Make your own taser and then get your own back on the cops or just use it on your friends, they&#039;ll love it, trust me. Wait for them to fall asleep and then use it to wake them from their slumber, it&#039;s a great way to wake up to the world.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79696/Home-Made-Taser.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79696.jpg</image><media:title>Home Made Taser</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/79696.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="277" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Make your own taser and then get your own back on the cops or just use it on your friends, they&#039;ll love it, trust me. Wait for them to fall asleep and then use it to wake them from their slumber, it&#039;s a great way to wake up to the world.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Home,Made,Taser</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79696.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Home Made 650,000 Volt Taser FTW!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79099/Home-Made-650-000-Volt-Taser-FTW.html</link><description>Make your own MEGA taser and then deny the cops the pleasure of using one on you by tasering yourself, not once, but twice! If that doesn&#039;t rock your boat, use it on your friends, they&#039;ll love it, trust me! OMG!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79099/Home-Made-650-000-Volt-Taser-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79099.jpg</image><media:title>Home Made 650,000 Volt Taser FTW!</media:title><media:description>Make your own MEGA taser and then deny the cops the pleasure of using one on you by tasering yourself, not once, but twice! If that doesn&#039;t rock your boat, use it on your friends, they&#039;ll love it, trust me! OMG!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Home,Made,650,000,Volt,Taser,FTW</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79099.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Taser Chick Bewb Electrik!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76841/Taser-Chick-Bewb-Electrik.html</link><description>Seriously cute chicks mixing it up with weapons of mass paralyzation are not a combination that you think would go well together - How WRONG you all were, it&#039;s an awesome combo - The guys who made this happen are now my new heros :)</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76841/Taser-Chick-Bewb-Electrik.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76841.jpg</image><media:title>Taser Chick Bewb Electrik!</media:title><media:description>Seriously cute chicks mixing it up with weapons of mass paralyzation are not a combination that you think would go well together - How WRONG you all were, it&#039;s an awesome combo - The guys who made this happen are now my new heros :)</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Taser,Chick,Bewb,Electrik</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76841.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Home Made 650,000 Volt Taser FTW!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76020/Home-Made-650-000-Volt-Taser-FTW.html</link><description>Make your own MEGA taser and then deny the cops the pleasure of using one on you by tasering yourself, not once, but twice! If that doesn&#039;t rock your boat, use it on your friends, they&#039;ll love it, trust me! OMG!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76020/Home-Made-650-000-Volt-Taser-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76020.jpg</image><media:title>Home Made 650,000 Volt Taser FTW!</media:title><media:description>Make your own MEGA taser and then deny the cops the pleasure of using one on you by tasering yourself, not once, but twice! If that doesn&#039;t rock your boat, use it on your friends, they&#039;ll love it, trust me! 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<br />
awesome prank</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-67730/Taser-Prank.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67730.jpg</image><media:title>Taser Prank</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/67730.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="52" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Dude hooks a taser to his friends computer chair, and well... electricity starts-a-flowin... 

awesome prank</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Taser,Prank</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67730.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>How to turn a disposable camera into a taser</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62572/How-to-turn-a-disposable-camera-into-a-taser.html</link><description>I wouldn&#039;t put it up to your eye after making these modifications.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62572/How-to-turn-a-disposable-camera-into-a-taser.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62572.jpg</image><media:title>How to turn a disposable camera into a taser</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62572.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="138" height="464" width="348" /><media:description>I wouldn&#039;t put it up to your eye after making these modifications.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>camera,taser,zap</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62572.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Chick tasered for not following the cops orders fast enough</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62178/Chick-tasered-for-not-following-the-cops-orders-fast-enough.html</link><description>She picked the wrong cop to mess with, it seems</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62178/Chick-tasered-for-not-following-the-cops-orders-fast-enough.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62178.jpg</image><media:title>Chick tasered for not following the cops orders fast enough</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62178.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="126" height="320" width="320" /><media:description>She picked the wrong cop to mess with, it seems</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>taser,cop,zap,electric</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62178.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Dude tased by police for filming an illegal search</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62162/Dude-tased-by-police-for-filming-an-illegal-search.html</link><description>They&#039;ll tase anyone these days it seems!</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62162/Dude-tased-by-police-for-filming-an-illegal-search.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62162.jpg</image><media:title>Dude tased by police for filming an illegal search</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62162.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="27" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>They&#039;ll tase anyone these days it seems!</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>police,taser,zap</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62162.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Dumb cop accidentally tasers himself after arresting a suspect</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62083/Dumb-cop-accidentally-tasers-himself-after-arresting-a-suspect.html</link><description>Bet the criminal, and the other cops got a good laugh out of that one!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62083/Dumb-cop-accidentally-tasers-himself-after-arresting-a-suspect.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62083.jpg</image><media:title>Dumb cop accidentally tasers himself after arresting a suspect</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62083.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="17" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Bet the criminal, and the other cops got a good laugh out of that one!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>taser,zap,cop,police,arrest</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62083.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Cops have to taser another guy to get him down</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61391/Cops-have-to-taser-another-guy-to-get-him-down.html</link><description>This dude isn&#039;t going quietly, a few volts will help that along</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61391/Cops-have-to-taser-another-guy-to-get-him-down.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61391.jpg</image><media:title>Cops have to taser another guy to get him down</media:title><media:content 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Owch.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-60945/Cop-tasers-a-guy-for-refusing-to-sign-a-ticket.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60945.jpg</image><media:title>Cop tasers a guy for refusing to sign a ticket</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/60945.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="598" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>No signing the ticket, and you get a nice big zap. Owch.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>taser,police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60945.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>It&#039;s taser time!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/58760/It-s-taser-time.html</link><description>Zapping your friends with massive jolts of electricity makes for one good night</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-58760/It-s-taser-time.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/58760.jpg</image><media:title>It&#039;s taser time!</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/58760.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="114" height="425" width="325" /><media:description>Zapping your friends with massive jolts of electricity makes for one good night</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>taser,zap,jolt,pain</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/58760.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Testing out a new 500,000 volt taser</title><link>http://www.abum.com/56720/Testing-out-a-new-500-000-volt-taser.html</link><description>What&#039;s the best way to test something like this? On your friends, of course!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-56720/Testing-out-a-new-500-000-volt-taser.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56720.jpg</image><media:title>Testing out a new 500,000 volt taser</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/56720.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="162" height="176" width="144" /><media:description>What&#039;s the best way to test something like this? On your friends, of course!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>zap,taser,shock,pain,hurt</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56720.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
