<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny talk - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny talk - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Prometheus: Weyland TED Talk 2023</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86211/Prometheus-Weyland-TED-Talk-2023.html</link><description>Meet Peter Weyland. If you&#039;ll indulge him, he&#039;d like to change the world. 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