<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny take - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny take - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Take a Supermodel to Work - Kate Upton</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87151/Take-a-Supermodel-to-Work-Kate-Upton.html</link><description>Now who wouldn&#039;t want to take Kate Upton to work with them? It wouldn&#039;t matter how dull or horrendous your job was, as long as she was there, preferably in a bikini holding a cold beer, then you know everything is going to be alright. Or at least bearable.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87151/Take-a-Supermodel-to-Work-Kate-Upton.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87151.jpg</image><media:title>Take a Supermodel to Work - Kate Upton</media:title><media:description>Now who wouldn&#039;t want to take Kate Upton to work with them? It wouldn&#039;t matter how dull or horrendous your job was, as long as she was there, preferably in a bikini holding a cold beer, then you know everything is going to be alright. Or at least bearable.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Take,Supermodel,Work,Kate,Upton</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87151.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Hot Problems - Double Take</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86873/Hot-Problems-Double-Take.html</link><description>After watching this, Rebecca Black looks like the greatest thing to happen to music since New Kids on the Block -- two hot girls moan about what it&#039;s like to be hot and somewhere, some place the end of space-time begins...</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86873/Hot-Problems-Double-Take.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86873.jpg</image><media:title>Hot Problems - Double Take</media:title><media:description>After watching this, Rebecca Black looks like the greatest thing to happen to music since New Kids on the Block -- two hot girls moan about what it&#039;s like to be hot and somewhere, some place the end of space-time begins...</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Hot,Problems,Double,Take</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86873.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>How To Take A Nutshot 101</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86813/How-To-Take-A-Nutshot-101.html</link><description>Like you need any tips on receiving something you definitely DON&#039;T want. 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Maybe they should introduce open season for shooting out of control sledges?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86104/Sledge-Take-Down.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86104.jpg</image><media:title>Sledge Take Down</media:title><media:description>The amount of morons you get on the play slopes is pretty ridiculous. Once it snows there should be a law against idiots leaving the house. Maybe they should introduce open season for shooting out of control sledges?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Sledge,Take,Down</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86104.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Want to Take it to the Next Level?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85061/Want-to-Take-it-to-the-Next-Level.html</link><description>When you’re a couple and you really love each other, then it’s OK to take things to the next level. Don’t be afraid or feel ashamed, it’s the most natural thing in the world. However, just how many levels are there?</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85061/Want-to-Take-it-to-the-Next-Level.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85061.jpg</image><media:title>Want to Take it to the Next Level?</media:title><media:description>When you’re a couple and you really love each other, then it’s OK to take things to the next level. Don’t be afraid or feel ashamed, it’s the most natural thing in the world. 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I always thought taking one for the team was where you ended up taking home the ugly girl of the group so your buddies could bang the hotties. 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I always thought taking one for the team was where you ended up taking home the ugly girl of the group so your buddies could bang the hotties. This seems much easier.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73167/Take-One-For-The-Team.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73167.jpg</image><media:title>Take One For The Team</media:title><media:description>Damn man! I always thought taking one for the team was where you ended up taking home the ugly girl of the group so your buddies could bang the hotties. 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I always thought taking one for the team was where you ended up taking home the ugly girl of the group so your buddies could bang the hotties. This seems much easier.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-70086/Take-One-For-The-Team.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70086.jpg</image><media:title>Take One For The Team</media:title><media:description>Damn man! I always thought taking one for the team was where you ended up taking home the ugly girl of the group so your buddies could bang the hotties. This seems much easier.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Take,One,For,The,Team</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70086.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
