<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny table - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny table - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2015 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Table Manners for Cats in 5 Easy Steps</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94588/Table-Manners-for-Cats-in-5-Easy-Steps.html</link><description>This short video provides some essential etiquette tips for felines with less than perfect table manners.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94588/Table-Manners-for-Cats-in-5-Easy-Steps.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94588.jpg</image><media:title>Table Manners for Cats in 5 Easy Steps</media:title><media:description>This short video provides some essential etiquette tips for felines with less than perfect table manners.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Table,Manners,for,Cats,Easy,Steps</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94588.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Stopping a Saw Blade with Your Finger</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90666/Stopping-a-Saw-Blade-with-Your-Finger.html</link><description>E gads! What kind of advanced level withcraft black magic voodoo madness is this! A guy puts his finger within inches of a spinning blade and he comes away with not one scratch on his finger. Not even a mark.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90666/Stopping-a-Saw-Blade-with-Your-Finger.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90666.jpg</image><media:title>Stopping a Saw Blade with Your Finger</media:title><media:description>E gads! What kind of advanced level withcraft black magic voodoo madness is this! A guy puts his finger within inches of a spinning blade and he comes away with not one scratch on his finger. Not even a mark.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Stopping,Table,Saw,Blade,with,Your,Finger</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90666.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Swing To Picnic Table FAIL!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89717/Swing-To-Picnic-Table-FAIL.html</link><description>Now kids be warned this is what happens when you hang around with your older brother and the bigger boys. They make you do stupid stuff and when it goes wrong they just laugh at you. Life is tough.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89717/Swing-To-Picnic-Table-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89717.jpg</image><media:title>Swing To Picnic Table FAIL!</media:title><media:description>Now kids be warned this is what happens when you hang around with your older brother and the bigger boys. They make you do stupid stuff and when it goes wrong they just laugh at you. Life is tough.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Swing,Picnic,Table,FAIL</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89717.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Table Dance of FAIL!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89654/Table-Dance-of-FAIL.html</link><description>She&#039;s the percolator and it is time for her, so make way for her astonishing table dancing. The only thing she ends up percolating is that table, just wait until mom and dad get home and realise their precious table is ruined. Percolate that biatch.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89654/Table-Dance-of-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89654.jpg</image><media:title>Table Dance of FAIL!</media:title><media:description>She&#039;s the percolator and it is time for her, so make way for her astonishing table dancing. The only thing she ends up percolating is that table, just wait until mom and dad get home and realise their precious table is ruined. Percolate that biatch.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Table,Dance,FAIL</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89654.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Awesome Shot at Paralympic Games</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88535/Awesome-Shot-at-Paralympic-Games.html</link><description>It takes some skill when you&#039;re playing table tennis with a crutch and you can still make an excellent dive shot to defeat your opponent. Which is exactly what Team GB player David Wetherill does in this fantastic display.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88535/Awesome-Shot-at-Paralympic-Games.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88535.jpg</image><media:title>Awesome Shot at Paralympic Games</media:title><media:description>It takes some skill when you&#039;re playing table tennis with a crutch and you can still make an excellent dive shot to defeat your opponent. Which is exactly what Team GB player David Wetherill does in this fantastic display.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Awesome,Shot,Paralympic,Games,Table,Tennis</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88535.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Women Falls Through Table</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88416/Women-Falls-Through-Table.html</link><description>This is why no one should ever have kids, because look what they do to you. If they&#039;re not demanding money or attention, they leave their crappy toys lying about the place and then you end up on the floor with a face full of glass.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88416/Women-Falls-Through-Table.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88416.jpg</image><media:title>Women Falls Through Table</media:title><media:description>This is why no one should ever have kids, because look what they do to you. 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Percolate that biatch.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86911/Table-Dance-of-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86911.jpg</image><media:title>Table Dance of FAIL!</media:title><media:description>She&#039;s the percolator and it is time for her, so make way for her astonishing table dancing. The only thing she ends up percolating is that table, just wait until mom and dad get home and realise their precious table is ruined. Percolate that biatch.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Table,Dance,FAIL</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86911.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Superbad: Sex Scene Table Read</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86384/Superbad-Sex-Scene-Table-Read.html</link><description>Remember the sex scene from Superbad? Well here it is in a different context as Michael Cera, Martha MacIsaac, Jonah Hill, Emma Stone, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse do a table-read of the NSFW scene from Superbad.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86384/Superbad-Sex-Scene-Table-Read.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86384.jpg</image><media:title>Superbad: Sex Scene Table Read</media:title><media:description>Remember the sex scene from Superbad? 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If i could walk through tables like this dude then the office would become a much funnier place than it is right now.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83090/Magician-Walks-Through-Table.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83090.jpg</image><media:title>Magician Walks Through Table</media:title><media:description>This one really has to be seen to be believed. If i could walk through tables like this dude then the office would become a much funnier place than it is right now.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Magician,Walks,Through,Table</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83090.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Blonde Body Shot Table Crash FAIL!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81324/Blonde-Body-Shot-Table-Crash-FAIL.html</link><description>Drunk chicks &amp; household furniture never mix well - Out of all the surfaces to lie down upon, she picks a fragile glass table. She must be a natural blonde.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81324/Blonde-Body-Shot-Table-Crash-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81324.jpg</image><media:title>Blonde Body Shot Table Crash FAIL!</media:title><media:description>Drunk chicks &amp; household furniture never mix well - Out of all the surfaces to lie down upon, she picks a fragile glass table. 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Sounds like the perfect plan, but the table has other ideas....</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81155/Perfect-Timing-Table.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81155.jpg</image><media:title>&#039;Perfect Timing&#039; Table</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s Friday night, Rebecca Black&#039;s in bed &amp; these ladies are getting ready for a night of booze &amp; gambling. So why not start off with a couple of shots! 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Using a babe&#039;s belly button as a glass sounds like a great plan, but the table has other ideas. FAIL!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78490/Table-of-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78490.jpg</image><media:title>Table of FAIL!</media:title><media:description>Looks like these cute girls are getting ready for a night of alcohol, gambling &amp; excess - So why not start off with a couple of shots! Using a babe&#039;s belly button as a glass sounds like a great plan, but the table has other ideas. FAIL!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Table,FAIL</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78490.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>