<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny sword - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny sword - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Fire Sword Fight</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86729/Fire-Sword-Fight.html</link><description>This is one of those things that, as a kid you&#039;ll see it and immediately want to go home and replicate it in the backyard with little Tommy who lives next door. 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To demonstrate this, here is a fat man wearing a tie, chopping up toilet roll tubes &amp; coke cans. Seriously though, when he moves on to pork it gets impressive...</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84409/Chinese-War-Sword.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84409.jpg</image><media:title>Chinese War Sword</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s huge wide blade will sheer through armour like it was butter. To demonstrate this, here is a fat man wearing a tie, chopping up toilet roll tubes &amp; coke cans. 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Epic.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82550/Sword-Fights-En-Garde.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82550.jpg</image><media:title>Sword Fights: En Garde!</media:title><media:description>Swords are a weapon of an older age, elegant, deadly and wielded by masters of an other generation, which is why it is complusive viewing every time a movie features a fight scene. Prepare to witness the best of the best. Epic.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Sword,Fights,Garde</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82550.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Crazy Neighbor&#039;s Sword Routine</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81940/Crazy-Neighbor-s-Sword-Routine.html</link><description>As crazy neighbours go, this guy is a pretty cool one to have. 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