<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny swear - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny swear - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>The Fu#king Office Swear Jar</title><link>http://www.abum.com/72936/The-Fu-king-Office-Swear-Jar.html</link><description>Fu#king Eh!, every workplace should have one of these Fu#kers, just seems so God Damned civilized if you ask me.. Fu#k Yeah!!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-72936/The-Fu-king-Office-Swear-Jar.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72936.jpg</image><media:title>The Fu#king Office Swear Jar</media:title><media:description>Fu#king Eh!, every workplace should have one of these Fu#kers, just seems so God Damned civilized if you ask me.. 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You&#039;d just hear every office up and down the land swearing constantly until they get that crate, then swear some more cos they were drunk. LMAO.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-70951/The-F-cking-Swear-Jar.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70951.jpg</image><media:title>The F#cking Swear Jar!</media:title><media:description>A winning idea, every time you swear some money goes into a jar for a crate of beer. F#ck yeah! You&#039;d just hear every office up and down the land swearing constantly until they get that crate, then swear some more cos they were drunk. 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