<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny suicide - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny suicide - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Self-Shooting Suicide</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87069/Self-Shooting-Suicide.html</link><description>Tell me, i&#039;ve always wondered, If you shoot yourself with your phone is that social suicide? I only ask because if you post the results to the interwebs and are not cute enough to make the cut you suffer the ultimate social death.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87069/Self-Shooting-Suicide.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87069.jpg</image><media:title>Self-Shooting Suicide</media:title><media:description>Tell me, i&#039;ve always wondered, If you shoot yourself with your phone is that social suicide? 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They can save desperate lives goddammit.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85045/Suicide-Girls-Suicide-Hotline.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85045.jpg</image><media:title>Suicide Girls Suicide Hotline</media:title><media:description>Move along, there’s no irony to see here. Move along. Those tattooed wonders can do more than just get their face pierced and pose provocatively in their underwear and black lipstick. 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I only ask because if you post the results to the interwebs and are not cute enough to make the cut you suffer social death.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82932/Sweet-Suicide.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82932.jpg</image><media:title>Sweet Suicide</media:title><media:description>Tell me, i&#039;ve always wondered, If you shoot yourself with your phone is that social suicide? 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They can save desperate lives goddammit.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79927/Suicide-Girls-Suicide-Hotline.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79927.jpg</image><media:title>Suicide Girls Suicide Hotline</media:title><media:description>Move along, there’s no irony to see here. Move along. Those tattooed wonders can do more than just get their face pierced and pose provocatively in their underwear and black lipstick. They can save desperate lives goddammit.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Suicide,Girls,Hotline</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79927.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>10 Ways To Commit Suicide (All At Once)</title><link>http://www.abum.com/78927/10-Ways-To-Commit-Suicide-All-At-Once.html</link><description>Ever wondered what method of death you would choose if you felt life was better of without you? 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-0700</pubDate><title>The Orange Man</title><link>http://www.abum.com/18651/The-Orange-Man.html</link><description>Why&#039;s that guy eat so many oranges?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-18651/The-Orange-Man.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18651.jpg</image><media:title>The Orange Man</media:title><media:description>Why&#039;s that guy eat so many oranges?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>jump,orange,suicide</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18651.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2005 00:00:08 -0800</pubDate><title>Near-Death Experience</title><link>http://www.abum.com/9519/Near-Death-Experience.html</link><description>Gotcha!</description><category>Arts &amp; 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