<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny stretch - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny stretch - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:06:30 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:06:30 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Happycat, meet your match: Happydog</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62563/Happycat-meet-your-match-Happydog.html</link><description>What a cheerful pup!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62563/Happycat-meet-your-match-Happydog.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62563.jpg</image><media:title>Happycat, meet your match: Happydog</media:title><media:description>What a cheerful pup!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>dog,smile,stretch,lips</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62563.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:06:30 -0500</pubDate><title>Flex lady streches like crazy</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62316/Flex-lady-streches-like-crazy.html</link><description>Something like that seems like it should be so painful!</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62316/Flex-lady-streches-like-crazy.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62316.jpg</image><media:title>Flex lady streches like crazy</media:title><media:description>Something like that seems like it should be so painful!</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>stretch,flex,lady</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62316.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Weird rainbow jumping thing puts on a show</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61366/Weird-rainbow-jumping-thing-puts-on-a-show.html</link><description>I think you&#039;ll all be with me when I say &quot;What the hell?&quot;</description><category>Arts &amp; 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