<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny steven - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny steven - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Steven Seagal Akido Expo 1993</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91164/Steven-Seagal-Akido-Expo-1993.html</link><description>The reason Steven Seagal can kick so much ass in all those films and do it all so effortlessly is because he could do it for real, and here he is being Mr Badass at an expo from the 90s using his minimal movement technique for maximum effect.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91164/Steven-Seagal-Akido-Expo-1993.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91164.jpg</image><media:title>Steven Seagal Akido Expo 1993</media:title><media:description>The reason Steven Seagal can kick so much ass in all those films and do it all so effortlessly is because he could do it for real, and here he is being Mr Badass at an expo from the 90s using his minimal movement technique for maximum effect.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Steven,Seagal,Akido,Expo,1993</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91164.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Steven Spielberg’s “Obama”</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90568/Steven-Spielberg-s-Obama.html</link><description>After Lincoln, Spielberg decided to go a bit more contemporary with his next presidential biopic. And so he turns his directorial skills to Obama, with none other than Daniel Day Lewis playing the prez. True story.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90568/Steven-Spielberg-s-Obama.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90568.jpg</image><media:title>Steven Spielberg’s “Obama”</media:title><media:description>After Lincoln, Spielberg decided to go a bit more contemporary with his next presidential biopic. And so he turns his directorial skills to Obama, with none other than Daniel Day Lewis playing the prez. 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They&#039;re full of energy, unjaded by the harsh miseries of life and they can be made to work for very little money, but that doesn&#039;t stop Steven from hating them. Here he is taking out his pent up rage.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Steven,Seagal,Hates,Kids</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88017.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Every Bone Steven Seagal Has Ever Broken</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81151/Every-Bone-Steven-Seagal-Has-Ever-Broken.html</link><description>*crack* *crunch* *thwack* These are the sounds of Steven Seagal entering a room, snapping fingers like they were biscuits, twisting limbs like they were those of bendy action figures, caving guy&#039;s knee caps in like they were made of brittle glass. It&#039;s all here. Worship it.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81151/Every-Bone-Steven-Seagal-Has-Ever-Broken.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81151.jpg</image><media:title>Every Bone Steven Seagal Has Ever Broken</media:title><media:description>*crack* *crunch* *thwack* These are the sounds of Steven Seagal entering a room, snapping fingers like they were biscuits, twisting limbs like they were those of bendy action figures, caving guy&#039;s knee caps in like they were made of brittle glass. It&#039;s all here. Worship it.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Every,Bone,Steven,Seagal,Has,Ever,Broken</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81151.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Words of Wisdom from Steven Segal</title><link>http://www.abum.com/66908/Words-of-Wisdom-from-Steven-Segal.html</link><description>Where the hell did the monk go after he was thrown in the water? wtf..</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66908/Words-of-Wisdom-from-Steven-Segal.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66908.jpg</image><media:title>Words of Wisdom from Steven Segal</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/66908.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="29" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Where the hell did the monk go after he was thrown in the water? wtf..</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Words,Wisdom,from,Steven,Segal</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66908.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:32:42 -0400</pubDate><title>Heart Attack</title><link>http://www.abum.com/66558/Heart-Attack.html</link><description>So what&#039;s it like to have a heart attack ? It&#039;s probably like being in a thug&#039;s interrogation chair ! Take it from seasoned pain dealing villain Steven Berkoff, there&#039;s no point in toughing it out - it will kill you !</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66558/Heart-Attack.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66558.jpg</image><media:title>Heart Attack</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/66558.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="141" height="480" width="360" /><media:description>So what&#039;s it like to have a heart attack ? It&#039;s probably like being in a thug&#039;s interrogation chair ! Take it from seasoned pain dealing villain Steven Berkoff, there&#039;s no point in toughing it out - it will kill you !</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>heart,attack,cardiac,arrest,cardio,save,life,steven,berkoff,british,foundation</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66558.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:06:44 -0400</pubDate><title>Steven and Stephen: Fists</title><link>http://www.abum.com/66392/Steven-and-Stephen-Fists.html</link><description>They share hopes, they share dreams, they<br />
share a crotch. Now let the Steves share their tender tale about a<br />
brand-new way to get a boner. A new series by the guys who do &quot;Tim and<br />
Eric Awesome Show.&quot;</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66392/Steven-and-Stephen-Fists.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66392.jpg</image><media:title>Steven and Stephen: Fists</media:title><media:description>They share hopes, they share dreams, they
share a crotch. Now let the Steves share their tender tale about a
brand-new way to get a boner. A new series by the guys who do &quot;Tim and
Eric Awesome Show.&quot;</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Steven,and,Stephen,Fists</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66392.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 00:00:10 -0400</pubDate><title>Even StepVhen</title><link>http://www.abum.com/24302/Even-StepVhen.html</link><description>A collection of their greatest moments during their time on the Daily Show.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-24302/Even-StepVhen.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/24302.jpg</image><media:title>Even StepVhen</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/24302.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="310" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>A collection of their greatest moments during their time on the Daily Show.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>daily,show,stephen,steven,stewart</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/24302.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>