<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny steal - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny steal - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Adults Steal Baseballs From Kids</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91465/Adults-Steal-Baseballs-From-Kids.html</link><description>It&#039;s not only candy that is easy to steal from children, you can also steal baseballs from them as well, right as the balls come flying into the stands by the kids&#039; baseball-playing heroes, you can extend your adult arm and get that ball and watch the tears come flooding in. 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