<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny spider - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny spider - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Spider Pack</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87237/Spider-Pack.html</link><description>What fresh hell is this? Spiders are solitary killers no more. If Attenborough is right they’re now hunting in packs. Yes death awaits us with hundreds of pairs of mandibles and glue shooting butt-holes.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87237/Spider-Pack.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87237.jpg</image><media:title>Spider Pack</media:title><media:description>What fresh hell is this? Spiders are solitary killers no more. If Attenborough is right they’re now hunting in packs. Yes death awaits us with hundreds of pairs of mandibles and glue shooting butt-holes.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Spider,Pack</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87237.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Spider Attacks Space Shuttle</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85560/Spider-Attacks-Space-Shuttle.html</link><description>Arachnophobiacs beware. I&#039;m pretty sure the news isn&#039;t meant to be like this, stories about giant spiders overshadowing the space shuttle Atlantis, followed by &#039;serious&#039; discussion in the studio then all played out by a dancing traffic cop?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85560/Spider-Attacks-Space-Shuttle.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85560.jpg</image><media:title>Spider Attacks Space Shuttle</media:title><media:description>Arachnophobiacs beware. I&#039;m pretty sure the news isn&#039;t meant to be like this, stories about giant spiders overshadowing the space shuttle Atlantis, followed by &#039;serious&#039; discussion in the studio then all played out by a dancing traffic cop?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Spider,Attacks,Space,Shuttle</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85560.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Children Hunt Venomous Spider For Dinner</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85530/Children-Hunt-Venomous-Spider-For-Dinner.html</link><description>In the Venezualan jungle things are a little different. When kids want a snack,  they have to hunt down the world’s most venomous spider, a goliath birdeater which is the size of a dinner plate.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85530/Children-Hunt-Venomous-Spider-For-Dinner.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85530.jpg</image><media:title>Children Hunt Venomous Spider For Dinner</media:title><media:description>In the Venezualan jungle things are a little different. When kids want a snack,  they have to hunt down the world’s most venomous spider, a goliath birdeater which is the size of a dinner plate.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Children,Hunt,Venomous,Spider,For,Dinner</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85530.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>How Not to Catch a Giant Spider</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84747/How-Not-to-Catch-a-Giant-Spider.html</link><description>This can only be in Australia where horrible overgrown beasts like this exist. So if you do come across a spider the size of a dinner plate don&#039;t approach it with caution like this guy, fly at like a enraged ninja with a broom or spade.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84747/How-Not-to-Catch-a-Giant-Spider.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84747.jpg</image><media:title>How Not to Catch a Giant Spider</media:title><media:description>This can only be in Australia where horrible overgrown beasts like this exist. So if you do come across a spider the size of a dinner plate don&#039;t approach it with caution like this guy, fly at like a enraged ninja with a broom or spade.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>How,Not,Catch,Giant,Spider</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84747.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Huge Spider Owned By Rubber Band Shot</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84520/Huge-Spider-Owned-By-Rubber-Band-Shot.html</link><description>This is how REAL men deal with spiders, with a rubber band! You&#039;ve got one shot to hit a huge spider before you embarrass yourself from shrieking and running away. Lets be honest here, i&#039;d pick this option every time!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84520/Huge-Spider-Owned-By-Rubber-Band-Shot.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84520.jpg</image><media:title>Huge Spider Owned By Rubber Band Shot</media:title><media:description>This is how REAL men deal with spiders, with a rubber band! You&#039;ve got one shot to hit a huge spider before you embarrass yourself from shrieking and running away. Lets be honest here, i&#039;d pick this option every time!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Huge,Spider,Owned,Rubber,Band,Shot</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84520.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Blonde Chick&#039;s Spider Scare Prank</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84476/Blonde-Chick-s-Spider-Scare-Prank.html</link><description>The thing about being pranked by a hot blonde girl is you just can&#039;t stay mad at her too long for exploiting your deepest phobias and making you shriek like Little Miss Muffet. The other thing is that ALL blondes know this.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84476/Blonde-Chick-s-Spider-Scare-Prank.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84476.jpg</image><media:title>Blonde Chick&#039;s Spider Scare Prank</media:title><media:description>The thing about being pranked by a hot blonde girl is you just can&#039;t stay mad at her too long for exploiting your deepest phobias and making you shriek like Little Miss Muffet. The other thing is that ALL blondes know this.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Blonde,Chicks,Spider,Scare,Prank</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84476.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Spider Dog</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83455/Spider-Dog.html</link><description>Nothing to see here, move along. It&#039;s just a dog climbing on walls and defying gravity. What, your dog can&#039;t climb walls like this? You might want to take him to the vet, he might not be eating the right type of radioactive spider.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83455/Spider-Dog.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83455.jpg</image><media:title>Spider Dog</media:title><media:description>Nothing to see here, move along. It&#039;s just a dog climbing on walls and defying gravity. What, your dog can&#039;t climb walls like this? 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It makes you glad you’re not an insect having to fend off hideous spiders just to get by in your day-to-day existence.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83341/Garden-Spider-vs-Giant-Wasp.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83341.jpg</image><media:title>Garden Spider vs Giant Wasp</media:title><media:description>It sounds like the title of a new film from the makers of Sharktopus, but it’s better than that, it’s real. 
It makes you glad you’re not an insect having to fend off hideous spiders just to get by in your day-to-day existence.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Garden,Spider,Giant,Wasp</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83341.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Regular Active Spider, Man</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83000/Regular-Active-Spider-Man.html</link><description>Here&#039;s a what if for you. Imagine if the heroic Spider-Man&#039;s origin was more akin to what might happen in reality if you got bitten by a nasty spider. Instead of suddenly gaining superhero powers, this happened instead.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83000/Regular-Active-Spider-Man.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83000.jpg</image><media:title>Regular Active Spider, Man</media:title><media:description>Here&#039;s a what if for you. Imagine if the heroic Spider-Man&#039;s origin was more akin to what might happen in reality if you got bitten by a nasty spider. Instead of suddenly gaining superhero powers, this happened instead.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Regular,Active,Spider,Man</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83000.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Horrific Spider Bite WTF-Ness!!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76677/Horrific-Spider-Bite-WTF-Ness.html</link><description>Jeebus!!! I&#039;ve never before seen this come out from one of these bites, it&#039;s incredible, it really is! Just what sort of creature could&#039;ve given someone such a hideous bite that all this sort of nastiness can come out, it&#039;s endless!!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76677/Horrific-Spider-Bite-WTF-Ness.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76677.jpg</image><media:title>Horrific Spider Bite WTF-Ness!!</media:title><media:description>Jeebus!!! I&#039;ve never before seen this come out from one of these bites, it&#039;s incredible, it really is! Just what sort of creature could&#039;ve given someone such a hideous bite that all this sort of nastiness can come out, it&#039;s endless!!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Horrific,Spider,Bite,WTF-Ness</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76677.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Spider Crab Sheds Its Shell - WTF!?!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76645/Spider-Crab-Sheds-Its-Shell-WTF.html</link><description>This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76645/Spider-Crab-Sheds-Its-Shell-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76645.jpg</image><media:title>Spider Crab Sheds Its Shell - WTF!?!</media:title><media:description>This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Spider,Crab,Sheds,Its,Shell,WTF</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76645.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Flying Spider Prank</title><link>http://www.abum.com/68383/Flying-Spider-Prank.html</link><description>We have plenty of frighteningly funny Halloween vids for you today, and here&#039;s the first: ever been attacked by a flying spider?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-68383/Flying-Spider-Prank.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/68383.jpg</image><media:title>Flying Spider Prank</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/68383.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="81" height="464" width="348" /><media:description>We have plenty of frighteningly funny Halloween vids for you today, and here&#039;s the first: ever been attacked by a flying spider?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Flying,Spider,Prank</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/68383.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>The Camel Spider</title><link>http://www.abum.com/68341/The-Camel-Spider.html</link><description>Here is a cool short dealing with a camel spider and a soldier in Iraq</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-68341/The-Camel-Spider.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/68341.jpg</image><media:title>The Camel Spider</media:title><media:description>Here is a cool short dealing with a camel spider and a soldier in Iraq</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>The,Camel,Spider</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/68341.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Nobody is getting past this goalie</title><link>http://www.abum.com/66352/Nobody-is-getting-past-this-goalie.html</link><description>So many legs to stop only one soccer ball</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66352/Nobody-is-getting-past-this-goalie.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66352.jpg</image><media:title>Nobody is getting past this goalie</media:title><media:description>So many legs to stop only one soccer ball</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>soccer,ball,goalie,spider</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66352.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Mighty Spidey</title><link>http://www.abum.com/64176/Mighty-Spidey.html</link><description>Sling with your web through the big human world and eat all the flies.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-64176/Mighty-Spidey.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64176.jpg</image><media:title>Mighty Spidey</media:title><media:description>Sling with your web through the big human world and eat all the flies.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>spider,eat,web,flies</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64176.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Up close with a spider</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62399/Up-close-with-a-spider.html</link><description>Kind of creepy, I must say.</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62399/Up-close-with-a-spider.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62399.jpg</image><media:title>Up close with a spider</media:title><media:description>Kind of creepy, I must say.</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>spider,eyes,furry,scary</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62399.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Spider and all it&#039;s scary babies</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61888/Spider-and-all-it-s-scary-babies.html</link><description>Oh god, stay away from that corner of the room!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61888/Spider-and-all-it-s-scary-babies.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61888.jpg</image><media:title>Spider and all it&#039;s scary babies</media:title><media:description>Oh god, stay away from that corner of the room!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>spider,family,babies,hundreds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61888.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Dude has a huge freaking spider bite on his face</title><link>http://www.abum.com/58034/Dude-has-a-huge-freaking-spider-bite-on-his-face.html</link><description>This is what happens if a spider bites you and you put off going to the doctor.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-58034/Dude-has-a-huge-freaking-spider-bite-on-his-face.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/58034.jpg</image><media:title>Dude has a huge freaking spider bite on his face</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/58034.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="332" height="464" width="380" /><media:description>This is what happens if a spider bites you and you put off going to the doctor.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>spider,bite,face,swell</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/58034.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Skullhead Baseball</title><link>http://www.abum.com/57635/Skullhead-Baseball.html</link><description>Skullhead and Mr spider play ball!!!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-57635/Skullhead-Baseball.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/57635.jpg</image><media:title>Skullhead Baseball</media:title><media:description>Skullhead and Mr spider play ball!!!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>baseball,skull,spider</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/57635.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Hello there, spider</title><link>http://www.abum.com/56223/Hello-there-spider.html</link><description>Just think if spiders were really huge..gross</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-56223/Hello-there-spider.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56223.jpg</image><media:title>Hello there, spider</media:title><media:description>Just think if spiders were really huge..gross</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>spider,giant,huge</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56223.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
