<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny speed - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny speed - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Speed</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87270/Speed.html</link><description>A sobering thought. Most people think that a seatbelt and an airbag will save their lives in a high speed collision. It doesn&#039;t always work like that. Swap your car for a golf cart today. Think of the children.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87270/Speed.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87270.jpg</image><media:title>Speed</media:title><media:description>A sobering thought. Most people think that a seatbelt and an airbag will save their lives in a high speed collision. It doesn&#039;t always work like that. Swap your car for a golf cart today. Think of the children.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Speed</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87270.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>GT-R Top Speed Record</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86787/GT-R-Top-Speed-Record.html</link><description>Cars and speed, they go together real well and this Alpha Omega GT-R broke the record by going to 233mph, but by doing so it hit a dip in the runway causing it to bounce and slide more than 90 degrees sideways. Brown stains all round.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86787/GT-R-Top-Speed-Record.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86787.jpg</image><media:title>GT-R Top Speed Record</media:title><media:description>Cars and speed, they go together real well and this Alpha Omega GT-R broke the record by going to 233mph, but by doing so it hit a dip in the runway causing it to bounce and slide more than 90 degrees sideways. Brown stains all round.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>GT-R,Top,Speed,Record</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86787.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Full Speed Downhill Insanity</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84782/Full-Speed-Downhill-Insanity.html</link><description>Danny Strasser, a man who doesn&#039;t care that a bobtrack should only be used with a bobsled, he likes to mess things up a bit so he takes a skateboard to a bobsleighing contest and the result is just the right side of epic.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84782/Full-Speed-Downhill-Insanity.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84782.jpg</image><media:title>Full Speed Downhill Insanity</media:title><media:description>Danny Strasser, a man who doesn&#039;t care that a bobtrack should only be used with a bobsled, he likes to mess things up a bit so he takes a skateboard to a bobsleighing contest and the result is just the right side of epic.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Full,Speed,Downhill,Insanity</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84782.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Speed Demons: Fastest Car 462mph</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84762/Speed-Demons-Fastest-Car-462mph.html</link><description>2 Senior citizens break the land speed record for fastest non-jet powered vehicle, it sure beats dribbling down yourself at the retirement home. And they&#039;re not even satisfied, they now say they want to go even faster because they don&#039;t give a damn.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84762/Speed-Demons-Fastest-Car-462mph.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84762.jpg</image><media:title>Speed Demons: Fastest Car 462mph</media:title><media:description>2 Senior citizens break the land speed record for fastest non-jet powered vehicle, it sure beats dribbling down yourself at the retirement home. And they&#039;re not even satisfied, they now say they want to go even faster because they don&#039;t give a damn.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Speed,Demons,Fastest,Car,462mph</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84762.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Real Life Need for Speed</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84333/Real-Life-Need-for-Speed.html</link><description>Looks like this guy&#039;s been playing way too many video games and now the fragile line between what is real and what it a video game has been blurred, so he starts racing round the streets. Let&#039;s just hope he doesn&#039;t go all GTA on us.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84333/Real-Life-Need-for-Speed.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84333.jpg</image><media:title>Real Life Need for Speed</media:title><media:description>Looks like this guy&#039;s been playing way too many video games and now the fragile line between what is real and what it a video game has been blurred, so he starts racing round the streets. Let&#039;s just hope he doesn&#039;t go all GTA on us.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Real,Life,Need,for,Speed</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84333.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>High Speed Desert Racing</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83929/High-Speed-Desert-Racing.html</link><description>Now this looks like great fun, no snow no problem. Just get your buddies to drive along very fast while you sit in an inflatable dingy tied to the vehicle with some rope, and it&#039;s good times for everyone. Until someone falls off and breaks a leg.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83929/High-Speed-Desert-Racing.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83929.jpg</image><media:title>High Speed Desert Racing</media:title><media:description>Now this looks like great fun, no snow no problem. Just get your buddies to drive along very fast while you sit in an inflatable dingy tied to the vehicle with some rope, and it&#039;s good times for everyone. Until someone falls off and breaks a leg.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>High,Speed,Desert,Racing</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83929.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Speed, Power, Finesse</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83721/Speed-Power-Finesse.html</link><description>This guy has all the above things in abundance and to prove it he proceed to skips about like he was made of lightning, like a ninja with a skipping rope. This is how you warm up, with the added benefit of intimidating the shit out of everyone too.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83721/Speed-Power-Finesse.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83721.jpg</image><media:title>Speed, Power, Finesse</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/83721.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="49" height="540" width="360" /><media:description>This guy has all the above things in abundance and to prove it he proceed to skips about like he was made of lightning, like a ninja with a skipping rope. 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Just make sure the future wife is there to clean up.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83427/Speed-Cooking.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83427.jpg</image><media:title>Speed Cooking</media:title><media:description>Getting married &amp; need to cater for 50 guests but can&#039;t be bothered? Well, help is at hand, with this handy bit of advice you can feed 50 hungry mouths in just 3 minutes. Just make sure the future wife is there to clean up.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Speed,Cooking</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83427.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Real Life Need for Speed</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82038/Real-Life-Need-for-Speed.html</link><description>Looks like this guy&#039;s been playing way too many video games and now the fragile line between what is real and what it a video game has been blurred, so he starts racing round the streets. Let&#039;s just hope he doesn&#039;t go all GTA on us.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82038/Real-Life-Need-for-Speed.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82038.jpg</image><media:title>Real Life Need for Speed</media:title><media:description>Looks like this guy&#039;s been playing way too many video games and now the fragile line between what is real and what it a video game has been blurred, so he starts racing round the streets. 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The pilot flies at just under Mach speed 12 feet off the ground directly above his buddies head. Somehow i am glad to be viewing this and not participating in the event - OMG!</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Ultra,Low,High,Speed,Flyby</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82035.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>High Speed Wheelie FAIL!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81915/High-Speed-Wheelie-FAIL.html</link><description>It&#039;s rare to see someone wipe-out at this speed without the cameraman filming the ground or sky for at least 3 seconds during the crash. If you are gonna FAIL then do it in style!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81915/High-Speed-Wheelie-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81915.jpg</image><media:title>High Speed Wheelie FAIL!</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s rare to see someone wipe-out at this speed without the cameraman filming the ground or sky for at least 3 seconds during the crash. If you are gonna FAIL then do it in style!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>High,Speed,Wheelie,FAIL</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81915.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>High Speed Wheelie Fail</title><link>http://www.abum.com/78341/High-Speed-Wheelie-Fail.html</link><description>It&#039;s rare to see someone wipeout at this speed without the cameraman filming the ground or sky for at least 3 seconds during the crash.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78341/High-Speed-Wheelie-Fail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78341.jpg</image><media:title>High Speed Wheelie Fail</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s rare to see someone wipeout at this speed without the cameraman filming the ground or sky for at least 3 seconds during the crash.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>High,Speed,Wheelie,Fail</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78341.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>INSANE Acceleration On Speed Boat!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/78130/INSANE-Acceleration-On-Speed-Boat.html</link><description>This guy definitely had his coffee ration this morning - If you think you&#039;re impressed by the speed of this boat you should have seen the dude holding the rope waiting to ski behind it.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78130/INSANE-Acceleration-On-Speed-Boat.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78130.jpg</image><media:title>INSANE Acceleration On Speed Boat!</media:title><media:description>This guy definitely had his coffee ration this morning - If you think you&#039;re impressed by the speed of this boat you should have seen the dude holding the rope waiting to ski behind it.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>INSANE,Acceleration,Speed,Boat</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78130.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Kid Loses Fight To Speed Bag</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76280/Kid-Loses-Fight-To-Speed-Bag.html</link><description>This kid is having trouble with bullies at school so he hits the gym to learn how to fight and the speed bag knocks him out.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76280/Kid-Loses-Fight-To-Speed-Bag.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76280.jpg</image><media:title>Kid Loses Fight To Speed Bag</media:title><media:description>This kid is having trouble with bullies at school so he hits the gym to learn how to fight and the speed bag knocks him out.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Kid,Loses,Fight,Speed,Bag</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76280.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Ultra-Low High Speed Flyby AWESOMENESS!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76059/Ultra-Low-High-Speed-Flyby-AWESOMENESS.html</link><description>Well I think this guy has honorably deserved the title of Monsieur Grande Balls, or Freddie Fearless as he&#039;s also called. Anyone who can stand still while a plane at Mach speed flies 12 feet above his head is definitely top gun. RESPECT!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76059/Ultra-Low-High-Speed-Flyby-AWESOMENESS.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76059.jpg</image><media:title>Ultra-Low High Speed Flyby AWESOMENESS!</media:title><media:description>Well I think this guy has honorably deserved the title of Monsieur Grande Balls, or Freddie Fearless as he&#039;s also called. Anyone who can stand still while a plane at Mach speed flies 12 feet above his head is definitely top gun. RESPECT!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Ultra-Low,High,Speed,Flyby,AWESOMENESS</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76059.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>WTF Speed Chess!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/75594/WTF-Speed-Chess.html</link><description>I thought chess was a relaxing pastime that you conducted over a cosy evening with a friend - I was WRONG - These guys look like they are on serious amounts of speed, perhaps this is what a chess game between Flash and Superman might look like?</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75594/WTF-Speed-Chess.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75594.jpg</image><media:title>WTF Speed Chess!</media:title><media:description>I thought chess was a relaxing pastime that you conducted over a cosy evening with a friend - I was WRONG - These guys look like they are on serious amounts of speed, perhaps this is what a chess game between Flash and Superman might look like?</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>WTF,Speed,Chess</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75594.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>High Speed Awesomeness !</title><link>http://www.abum.com/73465/High-Speed-Awesomeness.html</link><description>High speed stuff happens so fast you kinda miss what&#039;s going on - Slow it right down and it becomes a thing of sheer beauty - Proof that normal everyday stuff can be super-cool !</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73465/High-Speed-Awesomeness.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73465.jpg</image><media:title>High Speed Awesomeness !</media:title><media:description>High speed stuff happens so fast you kinda miss what&#039;s going on - Slow it right down and it becomes a thing of sheer beauty - Proof that normal everyday stuff can be super-cool !</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>High,Speed,Awesomeness</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73465.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Insane Acceleration On Speed Boat - WTF?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/71430/Insane-Acceleration-On-Speed-Boat-WTF.html</link><description>If you think your impressed by the speed of this boat you should have seen the dude holding the rope waiting to ski behind it.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-71430/Insane-Acceleration-On-Speed-Boat-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/71430.jpg</image><media:title>Insane Acceleration On Speed Boat - WTF?</media:title><media:description>If you think your impressed by the speed of this boat you should have seen the dude holding the rope waiting to ski behind it.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Insane,Acceleration,Speed,Boat,WTF</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/71430.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Iraqi Speed Bump - WTF!?!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/69804/Iraqi-Speed-Bump-WTF.html</link><description>If I didn’t have so much to say I&#039;d be speechless - I also recommend maintaining the speed limit in Iraq - OMG!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-69804/Iraqi-Speed-Bump-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69804.jpg</image><media:title>Iraqi Speed Bump - WTF!?!</media:title><media:description>If I didn’t have so much to say I&#039;d be speechless - I also recommend maintaining the speed limit in Iraq - OMG!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Iraqi,Speed,Bump,WTF</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69804.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>High Speed Watermelon Peeling</title><link>http://www.abum.com/68716/High-Speed-Watermelon-Peeling.html</link><description>I dare you try this at home.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-68716/High-Speed-Watermelon-Peeling.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/68716.jpg</image><media:title>High Speed Watermelon Peeling</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/68716.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="58" height="320" width="238" /><media:description>I dare you try this at home.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>High,Speed,Watermelon,Peeling</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/68716.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
