<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny soldiers - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny soldiers - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Soldiers Wiped Out By Avalanche</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81124/Soldiers-Wiped-Out-By-Avalanche.html</link><description>Russian soldiers in North Ossetia shoot mortar shells into a mountainside and create an avalanche that travels down the mountain and takes out the troops. Prepare to witness &#039;STUPID!&#039;</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81124/Soldiers-Wiped-Out-By-Avalanche.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81124.jpg</image><media:title>Soldiers Wiped Out By Avalanche</media:title><media:description>Russian soldiers in North Ossetia shoot mortar shells into a mountainside and create an avalanche that travels down the mountain and takes out the troops. 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Then when they can&#039;t load their weapon, they can make an inappropriate weapon innuendo and tell them to go make them a goddamn sammich.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80466/Female-Soldiers-With-Male-Chaperones.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80466.jpg</image><media:title>Female Soldiers With Male Chaperones</media:title><media:description>This is a giant march forward for the female of the human kind type. The chaperone can check out their butt when they bend over or if they&#039;re crawling along the ground. 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