<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny soldier - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny soldier - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Sniper Pug, The Maverick Canine Soldier</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93020/Sniper-Pug-The-Maverick-Canine-Soldier.html</link><description>Sure Sergeant Pugsley might have a drinking problem, and sure he might be a bit of a maverick. 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It&#039;s like watching a Ren And Stimpy version of a scene from a squeaky clean Disney film. Genius.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88874/Toy-Soldier.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88874.jpg</image><media:title>Toy Soldier</media:title><media:description>Someone&#039;s taken the time to remake Buzz Lightyear and Woody&#039;s first interaction in glorious Garry&#039;sMod&#039;O&#039;Vision. It&#039;s like watching a Ren And Stimpy version of a scene from a squeaky clean Disney film. Genius.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Toy,Soldier</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88874.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>U.S. Soldier vs Machine Gun Fire</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88799/U-S-Soldier-vs-Machine-Gun-Fire.html</link><description>Sweet Jeebus! This guy was hit four times in a gun fight in Afghanistan. His helmet cam died after he got hit a couple of times on the helmet, his Eyepro was shot off his face, and a bullet hit the grenade launcher he was holding which flew out of his hand. He made it home with no permanent injuries.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88799/U-S-Soldier-vs-Machine-Gun-Fire.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88799.jpg</image><media:title>U.S. Soldier vs Machine Gun Fire</media:title><media:description>Sweet Jeebus! This guy was hit four times in a gun fight in Afghanistan. His helmet cam died after he got hit a couple of times on the helmet, his Eyepro was shot off his face, and a bullet hit the grenade launcher he was holding which flew out of his hand. 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