<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny soccer - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny soccer - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87028/Soccer-Officially-Announces-It-Is-Gay.html</link><description>It&#039;s been a long time coming, but we knew eventually that this sport that requires no shoulder pads and sees men throwing themselves to the ground every time an opponent gets near them would have to admit it was totally lame at some point.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87028/Soccer-Officially-Announces-It-Is-Gay.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87028.jpg</image><media:title>Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s been a long time coming, but we knew eventually that this sport that requires no shoulder pads and sees men throwing themselves to the ground every time an opponent gets near them would have to admit it was totally lame at some point.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Soccer,Officially,Announces,Gay</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87028.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Joe Goes Soccer</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86898/Joe-Goes-Soccer.html</link><description>As an American Joe&#039;s probably not got the greatest love or understanding of the beautiful game, known to him as soccer. So off he goes in search of enlightenment, asking carefully thought out questions &amp; trolling everyone he meets.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86898/Joe-Goes-Soccer.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86898.jpg</image><media:title>Joe Goes Soccer</media:title><media:description>As an American Joe&#039;s probably not got the greatest love or understanding of the beautiful game, known to him as soccer. So off he goes in search of enlightenment, asking carefully thought out questions &amp; trolling everyone he meets.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Joe,Goes,Soccer</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86898.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Safety Soccer</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86541/Safety-Soccer.html</link><description>Soccer is an extremely dangerous sport. Well, if you believe the players when they hit the deck, writhing around like a Xenomorph is about to burst from their chest. Add a bit of bubble wrap though, and no more diving! LOL.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86541/Safety-Soccer.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86541.jpg</image><media:title>Safety Soccer</media:title><media:description>Soccer is an extremely dangerous sport. Well, if you believe the players when they hit the deck, writhing around like a Xenomorph is about to burst from their chest. Add a bit of bubble wrap though, and no more diving! LOL.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Safety,Soccer</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86541.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Cat Invades Soccer Pitch</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85911/Cat-Invades-Soccer-Pitch.html</link><description>This cute little kitty managed to find his way onto the pitch as Liverpool were playing at home against Tottenham. Personally, I think I’d prefer to watch a cat prancing around that soccer players diving and faking injuries.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85911/Cat-Invades-Soccer-Pitch.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85911.jpg</image><media:title>Cat Invades Soccer Pitch</media:title><media:description>This cute little kitty managed to find his way onto the pitch as Liverpool were playing at home against Tottenham. Personally, I think I’d prefer to watch a cat prancing around that soccer players diving and faking injuries.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Cat,Invades,Soccer,Pitch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85911.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>World&#039;s Most Polite Soccer Hooligans</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85240/World-s-Most-Polite-Soccer-Hooligans.html</link><description>Denmark gets beaten in the World cup qualifiers by the home team and the locals go totally crazy...but all is not as it seems. Welcome to Japan, where hooligans are respectful of traffic laws and only go crazy when the walk sign lets them.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85240/World-s-Most-Polite-Soccer-Hooligans.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85240.jpg</image><media:title>World&#039;s Most Polite Soccer Hooligans</media:title><media:description>Denmark gets beaten in the World cup qualifiers by the home team and the locals go totally crazy...but all is not as it seems. Welcome to Japan, where hooligans are respectful of traffic laws and only go crazy when the walk sign lets them.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Worlds,Most,Polite,Soccer,Hooligans</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85240.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Angry (Soccer) Birds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84061/Angry-Soccer-Birds.html</link><description>This is how you show off your soccer skills, while also channeling the most popular mobile video game there is. Either a lot of After Effects has been used to bring your this production or these boys can kick a real nice ball.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84061/Angry-Soccer-Birds.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84061.jpg</image><media:title>Angry (Soccer) Birds</media:title><media:description>This is how you show off your soccer skills, while also channeling the most popular mobile video game there is. Either a lot of After Effects has been used to bring your this production or these boys can kick a real nice ball.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Angry,Soccer,Birds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84061.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Amazing African Soccer Skills</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84017/Amazing-African-Soccer-Skills.html</link><description>This is awesome! African footballing greats Marcel Desailly, Kalusha Bwalya, Jay Jay Okocha and Rigobert Song were just messing around between and shooting trick shots, no biggie...and then this happened…</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84017/Amazing-African-Soccer-Skills.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84017.jpg</image><media:title>Amazing African Soccer Skills</media:title><media:description>This is awesome! African footballing greats Marcel Desailly, Kalusha Bwalya, Jay Jay Okocha and Rigobert Song were just messing around between and shooting trick shots, no biggie...and then this happened…</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Amazing,African,Soccer,Skills</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84017.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Tornado Appears During Soccer Game</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81530/Tornado-Appears-During-Soccer-Game.html</link><description>If this is some sort of defensive or offensive play, then due credit to them. You can talk about the skills of top class strikers all you want, but can they turn into a tornado and rip the pitch a newbie? Sign it up to your team. Quick.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81530/Tornado-Appears-During-Soccer-Game.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81530.jpg</image><media:title>Tornado Appears During Soccer Game</media:title><media:description>If this is some sort of defensive or offensive play, then due credit to them. You can talk about the skills of top class strikers all you want, but can they turn into a tornado and rip the pitch a newbie? Sign it up to your team. Quick.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Tornado,Appears,During,Soccer,Game</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81530.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Huge Soccer Fan Brawl</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81363/Huge-Soccer-Fan-Brawl.html</link><description>Here you go, a massive scrap between rival Ukranian soccer fans. The result is a particularly epic fight that puts Brad Pitt &amp; Edward Norton to shame &amp; is a pleasant way for one to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81363/Huge-Soccer-Fan-Brawl.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81363.jpg</image><media:title>Huge Soccer Fan Brawl</media:title><media:description>Here you go, a massive scrap between rival Ukranian soccer fans. The result is a particularly epic fight that puts Brad Pitt &amp; Edward Norton to shame &amp; is a pleasant way for one to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Huge,Soccer,Fan,Brawl</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81363.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Lady&#039;s Got Soccer Skillz</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81329/Lady-s-Got-Soccer-Skillz.html</link><description>Who says women can&#039;t play soccer? This lady&#039;s got some good skills, if you saw her playing for the opposition while on a Sunday league game you&#039;d fear for your integrity. She could outclass plenty of pros too. Maybe she should go play for England?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81329/Lady-s-Got-Soccer-Skillz.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81329.jpg</image><media:title>Lady&#039;s Got Soccer Skillz</media:title><media:description>Who says women can&#039;t play soccer? This lady&#039;s got some good skills, if you saw her playing for the opposition while on a Sunday league game you&#039;d fear for your integrity. She could outclass plenty of pros too. Maybe she should go play for England?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Ladys,Got,Soccer,Skillz</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81329.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>High School Girls Soccer Brawl</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80432/High-School-Girls-Soccer-Brawl.html</link><description>Apparently, soccer chicks are very impressionable. First, Elizabeth Lambert goes postal at the college level, then this high school fight. Pretty soon, AYSO girl&#039;s - Lets get ready to RUMBLE ladies!!!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80432/High-School-Girls-Soccer-Brawl.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80432.jpg</image><media:title>High School Girls Soccer Brawl</media:title><media:description>Apparently, soccer chicks are very impressionable. First, Elizabeth Lambert goes postal at the college level, then this high school fight. Pretty soon, AYSO girl&#039;s - Lets get ready to RUMBLE ladies!!!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>High,School,Girls,Soccer,Brawl</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80432.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Little Girl OWNED by soccer ball</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79287/Little-Girl-OWNED-by-soccer-ball.html</link><description>While painful, an accident like this is good preparation for the balls she&#039;ll be taking to the face later in life.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79287/Little-Girl-OWNED-by-soccer-ball.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79287.jpg</image><media:title>Little Girl OWNED by soccer ball</media:title><media:description>While painful, an accident like this is good preparation for the balls she&#039;ll be taking to the face later in life.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Little,Girl,OWNED,soccer,ball</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79287.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Little Girl Soccer Ownage</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77657/Little-Girl-Soccer-Ownage.html</link><description>Oh man this is some classic football to the face situation, worthy of an international World Cup event. But lets be honest about it though, little girls shouldn&#039;t be playing football. lol</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77657/Little-Girl-Soccer-Ownage.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77657.jpg</image><media:title>Little Girl Soccer Ownage</media:title><media:description>Oh man this is some classic football to the face situation, worthy of an international World Cup event. But lets be honest about it though, little girls shouldn&#039;t be playing football. lol</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Little,Girl,Soccer,Ownage</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77657.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Soccer Hotties!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77342/Soccer-Hotties.html</link><description>With the football season kicking off again around the world it&#039;s time to celebrate in style - How I&#039;d love to score with these girls&#039; - GOAL!!!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77342/Soccer-Hotties.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77342.jpg</image><media:title>Soccer Hotties!</media:title><media:description>With the football season kicking off again around the world it&#039;s time to celebrate in style - How I&#039;d love to score with these girls&#039; - GOAL!!!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Soccer,Hotties</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77342.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Awesome Soccer Throw FAIL!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77096/Awesome-Soccer-Throw-FAIL.html</link><description>Way to stop the ball! That&#039;s one way to eliminate the opposition, I love the fact that this guy&#039;s cupping his manhood, when that&#039;s the least of his worries - I think the guy throwing the ball is confused, he thinks he&#039;s playing dodgeball!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77096/Awesome-Soccer-Throw-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77096.jpg</image><media:title>Awesome Soccer Throw FAIL!</media:title><media:description>Way to stop the ball! That&#039;s one way to eliminate the opposition, I love the fact that this guy&#039;s cupping his manhood, when that&#039;s the least of his worries - I think the guy throwing the ball is confused, he thinks he&#039;s playing dodgeball!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Awesome,Soccer,Throw,FAIL</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77096.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Hawt Chick Soccer FTW!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76541/Hawt-Chick-Soccer-FTW.html</link><description>This is the team that&#039;s won the World Cup in my opinion. Just look at those bodies and tell me they don&#039;t deserve to win themselves a cup. Hmm? Maybe a furry cup, that would be more appropriate, no?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76541/Hawt-Chick-Soccer-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76541.jpg</image><media:title>Hawt Chick Soccer FTW!</media:title><media:description>This is the team that&#039;s won the World Cup in my opinion. Just look at those bodies and tell me they don&#039;t deserve to win themselves a cup. Hmm? Maybe a furry cup, that would be more appropriate, no?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Hawt,Chick,Soccer,FTW</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76541.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>German Soccer Coach Eats Booger</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76472/German-Soccer-Coach-Eats-Booger.html</link><description>Sometimes radical measures are required to win the World Cup - Alas, that, ladies and gentlemen, was the only goal Germany scored that day.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76472/German-Soccer-Coach-Eats-Booger.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76472.jpg</image><media:title>German Soccer Coach Eats Booger</media:title><media:description>Sometimes radical measures are required to win the World Cup - Alas, that, ladies and gentlemen, was the only goal Germany scored that day.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>German,Soccer,Coach,Eats,Booger</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76472.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Epic High-Kicking Soccer Catfight</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76323/Epic-High-Kicking-Soccer-Catfight.html</link><description>They all deserve red cards. Not for fighting, of course, but for not ripping their shirts off Brandy Chastain-style before they started kicking each other. Still, it&#039;s the best match i&#039;ve watched during the World Cup :)</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76323/Epic-High-Kicking-Soccer-Catfight.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76323.jpg</image><media:title>Epic High-Kicking Soccer Catfight</media:title><media:description>They all deserve red cards. Not for fighting, of course, but for not ripping their shirts off Brandy Chastain-style before they started kicking each other. Still, it&#039;s the best match i&#039;ve watched during the World Cup :)</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Epic,High-Kicking,Soccer,Catfight</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76323.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>It&#039;s Official: Soccer is Gay</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76295/It-s-Official-Soccer-is-Gay.html</link><description>I&#039;ve known it for quite some time, all those men chasing a ball, even the description sounds gay. Where&#039;s the shoulder pads? Huh? Where&#039;s the massive score lines, a draw? WTF!? GAY! Now netball, now there&#039;s a man&#039;s sport.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76295/It-s-Official-Soccer-is-Gay.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76295.jpg</image><media:title>It&#039;s Official: Soccer is Gay</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/76295.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="151" height="480" width="360" /><media:description>I&#039;ve known it for quite some time, all those men chasing a ball, even the description sounds gay. Where&#039;s the shoulder pads? Huh? Where&#039;s the massive score lines, a draw? WTF!? GAY! 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Now his dad is probably going to ground him: &#039;You can&#039;t leave your wheelchair for two weeks!&#039;</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75950/Wheelchair-Kid-Rushes-Soccer-Field-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75950.jpg</image><media:title>Wheelchair Kid Rushes Soccer Field - WTF!?!</media:title><media:description>This kid tries to join the on-field celebration before getting yanked off by his dad. Now his dad is probably going to ground him: &#039;You can&#039;t leave your wheelchair for two weeks!&#039;</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Wheelchair,Kid,Rushes,Soccer,Field,WTF</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75950.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
