http://www.abum.com/Funny sht - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Fri, 13 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700Fri, 13 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comFri, 13 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86798/Drop-Sh-t-Still-Make-It-Look-Good.htmlDropping the mic mid-flow is usually seen as something of a faux pas in rap circles. The music stops, the crowd goes quiet and you start to feel like B-rabbit in 8 Mile, just before he chokes — Not for Big Daddy Kane though.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86798/Drop-Sh-t-Still-Make-It-Look-Good.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86798.jpgDrop Sh#t & Still Make It Look GoodDropping the mic mid-flow is usually seen as something of a faux pas in rap circles. The music stops, the crowd goes quiet and you start to feel like B-rabbit in 8 Mile, just before he chokes — Not for Big Daddy Kane though.EntertainmentDrop,Sht,Still,Make,Look,GoodThu, 15 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86396/I-m-Too-Old-For-This-Sh-t.htmlCan you believe it, the original ‘Lethal Weapon’ movie is 25 years old? That definitely makes you feel too old for this shit. To celebrate this amazeballs movie, here’s a supercut of movie characters uttering that infamous line.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-86396/I-m-Too-Old-For-This-Sh-t.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86396.jpg‘I’m Too Old For This Sh*t’Can you believe it, the original ‘Lethal Weapon’ movie is 25 years old? That definitely makes you feel too old for this shit. To celebrate this amazeballs movie, here’s a supercut of movie characters uttering that infamous line.FunnyToo,Old,For,This,ShtThu, 01 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/86193/Sh-t-I-Forgot.htmlPoor old Boromir, he's got so much going on he can't even remember his lines, unable to complete his famous sentence about one simply not walking into... wherever it was they're not supposed to walk into.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-86193/Sh-t-I-Forgot.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86193.jpgSh*t I ForgotPoor old Boromir, he's got so much going on he can't even remember his lines, unable to complete his famous sentence about one simply not walking into... wherever it was they're not supposed to walk into.FunnySht,ForgotSun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85822/How-To-Scare-The-Sh-t-Out-Of-A-Cat.htmlWell worth doing if you have the following: A swimming pool, a cat who likes drinking out of a swimming pool, a friend with a video cam, a nice day and big lungs. This can only be done once, cats are smart.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-85822/How-To-Scare-The-Sh-t-Out-Of-A-Cat.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85822.jpgHow To Scare The Sh#t Out Of A Cat!Well worth doing if you have the following: A swimming pool, a cat who likes drinking out of a swimming pool, a friend with a video cam, a nice day and big lungs. This can only be done once, cats are smart.How ToHow,Scare,The,Sht,Out,CatTue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85550/Sh-t-Asian-Dads-Say.htmlThis meme juggernaut continues with the turn now for Asian fathers to bear the brunt of internet-mockery with their "No boyfriend till college" and shrink-wrapping the TV remote. But the title's a bit misleading, it should be Sh*t Asian Dads Say and Do.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85550/Sh-t-Asian-Dads-Say.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85550.jpgSh*t Asian Dads SayThis meme juggernaut continues with the turn now for Asian fathers to bear the brunt of internet-mockery with their "No boyfriend till college" and shrink-wrapping the TV remote. But the title's a bit misleading, it should be Sh*t Asian Dads Say and Do.FunnySht,Asian,Dads,SaySun, 15 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85502/Sh-t-Girls-Say-to-Gay-Guys.htmlLike OMG! This is soooo true! Everyone knows a girl like this, the annoying type who just drones on and on about themselves, so you'll relate to this, and you have to pity the poor gay best friend who has to put up with her all the time.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85502/Sh-t-Girls-Say-to-Gay-Guys.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85502.jpgSh*t Girls Say to Gay GuysLike OMG! This is soooo true! Everyone knows a girl like this, the annoying type who just drones on and on about themselves, so you'll relate to this, and you have to pity the poor gay best friend who has to put up with her all the time.FunnySht,Girls,Say,Gay,GuysThu, 12 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85480/Sh-t-Nobody-Says.htmlWe've been seeing what girls say, what they never say, what they say to each other, to gay guys, to black girls. But what about the stuff that nobody says, who's going to speak out for that? This guy is.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85480/Sh-t-Nobody-Says.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85480.jpgSh*t Nobody SaysWe've been seeing what girls say, what they never say, what they say to each other, to gay guys, to black girls. But what about the stuff that nobody says, who's going to speak out for that? This guy is.EntertainmentSht,Nobody,SaysWed, 11 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85449/Sh-t-Girls-Don-t-Say.htmlThis ‘what girls say’ meme continues its unstoppable rise on the interwebs, every day it seems there’s a new take on it. But this is a good one, full of lines that’ll make you go “OMG Yeah, that is soooo true”.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85449/Sh-t-Girls-Don-t-Say.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85449.jpgSh#t Girls Don’t SayThis ‘what girls say’ meme continues its unstoppable rise on the interwebs, every day it seems there’s a new take on it. But this is a good one, full of lines that’ll make you go “OMG Yeah, that is soooo true”.FunnySht,Girls,Dont,SayFri, 16 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85132/The-Sh-t-Girls-Say.htmlGirls, huh? What are they like, getting all excited about just seeing a friend who they see every day anyway, and talking on the phone and getting all excited about stuff they talk about every day. This has them nailed to a tee. Girls, lol.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85132/The-Sh-t-Girls-Say.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85132.jpgThe Sh*t Girls SayGirls, huh? What are they like, getting all excited about just seeing a friend who they see every day anyway, and talking on the phone and getting all excited about stuff they talk about every day. This has them nailed to a tee. Girls, lol.FunnyThe,Sht,Girls,SaySun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85056/OH-SH-T.htmlDo you ever have one of those moments in life when things don't go quite to plan and out of nowhere a fairly safe and ordinary situation turns bad very quickly, leaving you in a world if FAIL. These are those moments.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85056/OH-SH-T.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85056.jpgOH SH#T!!!Do you ever have one of those moments in life when things don't go quite to plan and out of nowhere a fairly safe and ordinary situation turns bad very quickly, leaving you in a world if FAIL. These are those moments.FunnySHTWed, 10 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83185/Nikki-Reed-Gives-a-Sh-t.htmlNow here’s an interesting request from the Twilight cutie we all wanted to sink our teeth into. Don’t get too concerned about the fact she’s making the appeal sitting on a toilet with her pants around her ankles.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-83185/Nikki-Reed-Gives-a-Sh-t.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83185.jpgNikki Reed Gives a Sh#tNow here’s an interesting request from the Twilight cutie we all wanted to sink our teeth into. Don’t get too concerned about the fact she’s making the appeal sitting on a toilet with her pants around her ankles.CelebsNikki,Reed,Gives,ShtTue, 17 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81958/How-To-Scare-The-Sh-t-Out-Of-A-Cat.htmlWell worth doing if you have the following: A swimming pool, a cat who likes drinking out of a swimming pool, a friend with a video cam, a nice day and big lungs. This can only be done once, cats are smart.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-81958/How-To-Scare-The-Sh-t-Out-Of-A-Cat.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81958.jpgHow To Scare The Sh#t Out Of A Cat!Well worth doing if you have the following: A swimming pool, a cat who likes drinking out of a swimming pool, a friend with a video cam, a nice day and big lungs. This can only be done once, cats are smart.How ToHow,Scare,The,Sht,Out,CatMon, 07 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/80864/What-Seems-To-Be-The-Problem-OH-SH-T.htmlIt's another day in the life of a highway patrol cop, pulling over a vehicle with the hunch that something might be amiss and smug in the knowledge he was right. No license, low level stuff. Just another day.........OMG!!!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-80864/What-Seems-To-Be-The-Problem-OH-SH-T.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80864.jpg'What Seems To Be The Problem.. OH SH#T!'It's another day in the life of a highway patrol cop, pulling over a vehicle with the hunch that something might be amiss and smug in the knowledge he was right. No license, low level stuff. Just another day.........OMG!!!EntertainmentWhat,Seems,The,Problem,SHTSun, 27 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/80729/Honey-Badger-Doesn-t-give-A-Sh-t.htmlMeet honey badger, he's bad-ass, he don't care, swarm of bees intent on stinging him to death, a fatal bit from a king cobra, it's all part of the job if you are one tough little b#stard who just wants to eat EVERYTHING! Honey badger just don't care!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-80729/Honey-Badger-Doesn-t-give-A-Sh-t.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80729.jpgHoney Badger Doesn't give A Sh#t!Meet honey badger, he's bad-ass, he don't care, swarm of bees intent on stinging him to death, a fatal bit from a king cobra, it's all part of the job if you are one tough little b#stard who just wants to eat EVERYTHING! Honey badger just don't care!FunnyHoney,Badger,Doesnt,give,ShtSat, 14 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/77197/Heavy-Emotional-Sh-t.htmlAre things too complicated with your girlfriend ?! Ever wish she was as simple as a noodle (as long as she didn't act like one in bed) ?! Luv the song - and if women are offended then surely are they just being lesbians ?!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77197/Heavy-Emotional-Sh-t.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77197.jpgHeavy Emotional Sh#tAre things too complicated with your girlfriend ?! Ever wish she was as simple as a noodle (as long as she didn't act like one in bed) ?! Luv the song - and if women are offended then surely are they just being lesbians ?!FunnyHeavy,Emotional,ShtWed, 30 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/76423/Piece-of-Sh-t-Clothing-WTF.htmlI bet you find it difficult finding those pseudo-macho clothes you like to wear to go with that pathetic tough guy image which is really just a psychological mask for the beatings you got as a child?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-76423/Piece-of-Sh-t-Clothing-WTF.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76423.jpgPiece of Sh#t Clothing - WTF!?!I bet you find it difficult finding those pseudo-macho clothes you like to wear to go with that pathetic tough guy image which is really just a psychological mask for the beatings you got as a child?FunnyPiece,Sht,Clothing,WTFMon, 31 May 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/75875/Old-Skool-Tron-Is-NOT-Sh-t.htmlOk, so this fan-made tribute might me made out of toilet rolls and paper but that should not distract the ageless beauty of a classic cult film! The special effects might look crap but that's no reason to flush it down the toilet - New movie out soon, can't wait :)Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-75875/Old-Skool-Tron-Is-NOT-Sh-t.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75875.jpgOld Skool Tron Is NOT Sh#t !Ok, so this fan-made tribute might me made out of toilet rolls and paper but that should not distract the ageless beauty of a classic cult film! The special effects might look crap but that's no reason to flush it down the toilet - New movie out soon, can't wait :)EntertainmentOld,Skool,Tron,NOT,ShtSat, 10 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/74959/Windows-7-Is-Sh-t.htmlWhoever’s idea the Windows 7 adverts were deserves a kick in the motherboard, they couldn’t be more annoying if they featured Justin Bieber on speed. At least it’s not Vista; the death of operating systems & as functional as a chair made from jell-o.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-74959/Windows-7-Is-Sh-t.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74959.jpgWindows 7 Is Sh#t!!!Whoever’s idea the Windows 7 adverts were deserves a kick in the motherboard, they couldn’t be more annoying if they featured Justin Bieber on speed. At least it’s not Vista; the death of operating systems & as functional as a chair made from jell-o.FunnyWindows,ShtThu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/74484/Sh-t-Interview-WTF.htmlOh man can you imagine the embarrassment if someone had footage of you crapping your pants. And to make it worse you had white pants on. Mega Owned.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-74484/Sh-t-Interview-WTF.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74484.jpgSh!t Interview - WTF!?!Oh man can you imagine the embarrassment if someone had footage of you crapping your pants. And to make it worse you had white pants on. Mega Owned.FunnySht,Interview,WTFMon, 10 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/71224/F-cking-Sh-t.htmlThis is exactly how i feel every time i get paid! Get to the bank and withdraw all your money i the smallest bills possible then count it looking cool as hell.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-71224/F-cking-Sh-t.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/71224.jpgF*cking Sh!tThis is exactly how i feel every time i get paid! Get to the bank and withdraw all your money i the smallest bills possible then count it looking cool as hell.FunnyFcking,Sht