When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep.
October 09, 2015
Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Shit Girls Say - Episode 4
While you were busy dancing around your living room with your grandma Gangnam Style and uploading it to YouTube, the Shit Girls Say people were busy making more episodes. Forgot all about them, didn't you? Well the least you can do is watch this to redeem yourself.
Shit Apple Fanboys Say
Remember those "Shit So-and So Says" videos? Seems like a lifetime ago, but with the imminent announcement of the iPhone 5, be prepared for a ton of outpourings from the Apple fanboy collective. And they'll probably sound something like this.
Shit Gamers Say To Their GFs
Just because the “shit X says” trend is going absolutely crazy at the minute doesn’t mean there’s not some solid lolz in it. Take this video for instance. If it doesn’t illicit at least a smirk I will personally come to you house, apologise profusely.
Shit White Girls Say... to Black Girls
The "Shit Girls Say" series of videos is going to implode in on itself if any more come out. That could be a fun game to play when you're bored, thinking up the title of the next video to come along. Go on, give it a try.
Shit Black Girls Say - Billy Sorrells
They'll deny that they'll like this and you'll get berated for sending them this video, but they know it's true. And Mr Sorrells knows it's true, and if it wasn't for the designer beard he might even be able to pass for a very fugly girl.
HAPPY NEW YEA... (Oh Shit!!!)
It's the day before new year's eve and everyone gathers round this guy's aunt's house to fire a cannon and drink until they forget. It's a tradition, kind of, they've done it once before, but the last time they did it his aunt was left without the damage. Whoops.
HOLY SHIT CATS
They’ve hit a great formula here, this video has a British guy in glasses, cats, slow motion, guns, explosions, stupid jokes, and a surprise plot twist, all the correct ingredients for a delicious Internet video.
Dan Bull Exposing The Shit
The Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement would be a nasty little ruling governing international property right law. This man describes himself as ‘unsigned, unsignable geek rapper and activist’ and yet he’s managed to put this excellent few mintues together.
Hot Babe Nut Shit Revenge
Who knows what this guy did to deserve this kind of revenge tactic but it must have been bad. If she was my babe i'd want her to be touching my nuts a little more softly.
Port o Potty fly trap in Iraq
Look, it's one of the most disgusting things you'll ever see!
Rad girls hold a piss-vomit-poop contest in a moving van
You know things are getting nasty when the cameramen start puking