http://www.abum.com/Funny sex - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Tue, 01 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700Tue, 01 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comSun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87268/Safe-Sex-The-Good-Old-Days.htmlHow many times have you heard someone use the above expression, droning on about how things were so much better back in the day when all this was fields and the internet was but a dream. But not all things were better.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87268/Safe-Sex-The-Good-Old-Days.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87268.jpgSafe Sex - The Good Old DaysHow many times have you heard someone use the above expression, droning on about how things were so much better back in the day when all this was fields and the internet was but a dream. But not all things were better.EntertainmentSafe,Sex,The,Good,Old,DaysTue, 01 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87074/Grandmas-Watch-Kardashian-Sex-Tape.htmlBack in their day the best they could hope for was a sex zoetrope, so you can imagine their excitement at witnessing such a technological milestone as an online interwebs sex tape. It makes you wonder what your own grandma does?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87074/Grandmas-Watch-Kardashian-Sex-Tape.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87074.jpgGrandmas Watch Kardashian Sex TapeBack in their day the best they could hope for was a sex zoetrope, so you can imagine their excitement at witnessing such a technological milestone as an online interwebs sex tape. It makes you wonder what your own grandma does?EntertainmentGrandmas,Watch,Kardashian,Sex,TapeSun, 15 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86812/Safe-Sex-for-Seniors.htmlYou know just because people are old doesn't mean they want to stop making the beast with two backs, but when you're ancient and brittle it can be dangerous to try out some of the moves, but don't let that stop you, just look at these goers.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86812/Safe-Sex-for-Seniors.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86812.jpgSafe Sex for SeniorsYou know just because people are old doesn't mean they want to stop making the beast with two backs, but when you're ancient and brittle it can be dangerous to try out some of the moves, but don't let that stop you, just look at these goers.EntertainmentSafe,Sex,for,SeniorsFri, 06 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86710/Thank-Heavens-For-The-Fairer-Sex.htmlGod's a wonderful dude, who else could have come up with the female form so perfect? Girls...I like em' small, come to think of it, i like em' big as well, short or tall, any shape or size, few or many - the only criteria i have is that they like me too.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86710/Thank-Heavens-For-The-Fairer-Sex.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86710.jpgThank Heavens For The Fairer SexGod's a wonderful dude, who else could have come up with the female form so perfect? Girls...I like em' small, come to think of it, i like em' big as well, short or tall, any shape or size, few or many - the only criteria i have is that they like me too.EntertainmentThank,Heavens,For,The,Fairer,SexWed, 14 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86384/Superbad-Sex-Scene-Table-Read.htmlRemember the sex scene from Superbad? Well here it is in a different context as Michael Cera, Martha MacIsaac, Jonah Hill, Emma Stone, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse do a table-read of the NSFW scene from Superbad.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-86384/Superbad-Sex-Scene-Table-Read.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86384.jpgSuperbad: Sex Scene Table ReadRemember the sex scene from Superbad? Well here it is in a different context as Michael Cera, Martha MacIsaac, Jonah Hill, Emma Stone, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse do a table-read of the NSFW scene from Superbad.CelebsSuperbad,Sex,Scene,Table,ReadMon, 27 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/86166/Dave-Albo-s-Wife-Rejects-Sex-with-Him.htmlThe life of a Republican can be tough, especially when it comes to trying to get your wife to have sex with you. Try not too lol to hard at the video of him telling the court this. A promising stand-up career awaits.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-86166/Dave-Albo-s-Wife-Rejects-Sex-with-Him.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86166.jpgDave Albo’s Wife Rejects Sex with HimThe life of a Republican can be tough, especially when it comes to trying to get your wife to have sex with you. Try not too lol to hard at the video of him telling the court this. A promising stand-up career awaits.CelebsDave,Albos,Wife,Rejects,Sex,with,HimTue, 14 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85979/Skeletons-Having-Sex-on-a-Tin-Roof.htmlThe kind of thing that makes you think that there isn’t enough drugs in the world that you could take to make you understand what the fuck it’s all about. The only negative is, there are no skeletons having sex on a tin roof. Denied.Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-85979/Skeletons-Having-Sex-on-a-Tin-Roof.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85979.jpgSkeletons Having Sex on a Tin RoofThe kind of thing that makes you think that there isn’t enough drugs in the world that you could take to make you understand what the fuck it’s all about. The only negative is, there are no skeletons having sex on a tin roof. Denied.MusicSkeletons,Having,Sex,Tin,RoofTue, 15 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84646/What-Girls-Think-About-During-Sex.htmlThe sage-like wisdom of Jenny Marbles continues to enlighten the internet. This time she takes on the subject of sex and what girls think about while they’re doing some horizontal jogging. And they’re not very sexy thoughts,.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84646/What-Girls-Think-About-During-Sex.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84646.jpgWhat Girls Think About During SexThe sage-like wisdom of Jenny Marbles continues to enlighten the internet. This time she takes on the subject of sex and what girls think about while they’re doing some horizontal jogging. And they’re not very sexy thoughts,.FunnyWhat,Girls,Think,About,During,SexThu, 03 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84465/Silhouetted-Sex-Appeal.htmlCamgirl Flora teases the internet with her hula hooping and sexy dancing, giving us a glimpse of her fine rump and we even get the classic hand bra as she tantalising unveils more and more of her fine form.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84465/Silhouetted-Sex-Appeal.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84465.jpgSilhouetted Sex AppealCamgirl Flora teases the internet with her hula hooping and sexy dancing, giving us a glimpse of her fine rump and we even get the classic hand bra as she tantalising unveils more and more of her fine form.EntertainmentSilhouetted,Sex,AppealWed, 05 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83983/Thank-Heavens-For-The-Fairer-Sex.htmlGod's a wonderful dude, who else could have come up with the female form so perfect! Girls...I like em' small, come to think of it, i like em' big as well, short or tall, any shape or size, few or many - the only criteria i have is that they like me too.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83983/Thank-Heavens-For-The-Fairer-Sex.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83983.jpgThank Heavens For The Fairer SexGod's a wonderful dude, who else could have come up with the female form so perfect! Girls...I like em' small, come to think of it, i like em' big as well, short or tall, any shape or size, few or many - the only criteria i have is that they like me too.EntertainmentThank,Heavens,For,The,Fairer,SexSat, 20 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83340/James-Franco-s-Sex-Tape-Disaster.htmlConan o'Brien interviews James Franco, actor, film director, producer, screenwriter, author, painter, performance artist and professor. And now failed pr0n star. Is there anything this man can/cannot do?Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-83340/James-Franco-s-Sex-Tape-Disaster.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83340.jpgJames Franco's Sex Tape DisasterConan o'Brien interviews James Franco, actor, film director, producer, screenwriter, author, painter, performance artist and professor. And now failed pr0n star. Is there anything this man can/cannot do?CelebsJames,Francos,Sex,Tape,DisasterFri, 24 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82507/Sex-Still-Sells.htmlGot a boring product, need to see an upturn in sales over the next quarter & don't know what to do? Sounds like it's time to go old skool & revert to what your forefathers did back in the 60's, bring in the girls & their 'bits'!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-82507/Sex-Still-Sells.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82507.jpgSex Still SellsGot a boring product, need to see an upturn in sales over the next quarter & don't know what to do? Sounds like it's time to go old skool & revert to what your forefathers did back in the 60's, bring in the girls & their 'bits'!EntertainmentSex,Still,SellsThu, 02 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82190/Teacher-Sex-Scandals.htmlSo you’re tuning into Newsfeed wondering how you can get involved in a teacher sex scandal of your very own. Here are a couple of helpful tips. It's one lesson you might actually pay attention to!?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-82190/Teacher-Sex-Scandals.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82190.jpgTeacher Sex ScandalsSo you’re tuning into Newsfeed wondering how you can get involved in a teacher sex scandal of your very own. Here are a couple of helpful tips. It's one lesson you might actually pay attention to!?EntertainmentTeacher,Sex,ScandalsSun, 08 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81805/Frat-Bro-s-Secret-Sex-Tape.htmlYou desperately want to get into the coolest fraternity at college but to carry out the pledge you have to find a chick, bring her back to your room and film yourself having sex with her - It all sounds so simple so what could possibly go wrong - OMG!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81805/Frat-Bro-s-Secret-Sex-Tape.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81805.jpgFrat Bro's Secret Sex TapeYou desperately want to get into the coolest fraternity at college but to carry out the pledge you have to find a chick, bring her back to your room and film yourself having sex with her - It all sounds so simple so what could possibly go wrong - OMG!FunnyFrat,Bros,Secret,Sex,TapeFri, 25 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81154/Commentator-Sex-Problem.htmlIf Clive Tyldesley lived inside your nipple, you can’t even begin to imagine the embarrassing possibilities when you’re trying to get all romantic with a hot babe. It’s a little known affliction that effects 0.001% of the population and the consequences are devastating.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81154/Commentator-Sex-Problem.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81154.jpgCommentator Sex ProblemIf Clive Tyldesley lived inside your nipple, you can’t even begin to imagine the embarrassing possibilities when you’re trying to get all romantic with a hot babe. It’s a little known affliction that effects 0.001% of the population and the consequences are devastating.FunnyCommentator,Sex,ProblemThu, 24 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81138/Sex-The-Secret-Life-of-the-American-Teen.htmlSo just how many times is the word "sex" uttered in your average episode of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"? ! 10 or 20 times maybe? Wrong. It's said so much that it doesn't even sound like a real word any more.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81138/Sex-The-Secret-Life-of-the-American-Teen.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81138.jpgSex & The Secret Life of the American TeenSo just how many times is the word "sex" uttered in your average episode of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"? ! 10 or 20 times maybe? Wrong. It's said so much that it doesn't even sound like a real word any more.FunnyTimes,They,Say,Sex,The,Secret,Life,the,American,TeenagerMon, 07 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/80862/Charlie-Sheen-LEAKED-Sex-Tape.htmlProduction on Two and a Half Men may have shut down, but that doesn't mean that Charlie Sheen has stopped taping.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-80862/Charlie-Sheen-LEAKED-Sex-Tape.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80862.jpgCharlie Sheen LEAKED Sex TapeProduction on Two and a Half Men may have shut down, but that doesn't mean that Charlie Sheen has stopped taping.CelebsCharlie,Sheen,LEAKED,Sex,TapeMon, 20 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/79587/The-Lonely-Island-I-Just-Had-Sex.htmlWhen you’ve just made the beast with two backs, done some horizontal jogging, played hide the sausage, then you want the world to know about it, right? And what better way to express your virility than to put that hot love action into a song!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-79587/The-Lonely-Island-I-Just-Had-Sex.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79587.jpgThe Lonely Island – “I Just Had SexWhen you’ve just made the beast with two backs, done some horizontal jogging, played hide the sausage, then you want the world to know about it, right? And what better way to express your virility than to put that hot love action into a song!FunnyThe,Lonely,Island,Just,Had,SexSat, 18 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/79544/Kinect-Sex-Game-Demo.htmlThe minute all this gesture controlled technology got into the public consciousness we all know what everyone was thinking: Sex. Forget the wonderful new digital landscapes being opened up before our eyes, I wanna touch a virtual chick's computer-generated assets!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-79544/Kinect-Sex-Game-Demo.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79544.jpgKinect Sex Game DemoThe minute all this gesture controlled technology got into the public consciousness we all know what everyone was thinking: Sex. Forget the wonderful new digital landscapes being opened up before our eyes, I wanna touch a virtual chick's computer-generated assets!EntertainmentKinect,Sex,Game,DemoTue, 16 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/78915/Why-Weed-Is-Better-Than-Sex.htmlSo what’s wrong with a post-coital bong? It’s simple mathematics. If one pleasure is enjoyable, then adding two of the most pleasurable activities on this earth together can only result in something even better. Amirite?Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-78915/Why-Weed-Is-Better-Than-Sex.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78915.jpgWhy Weed Is Better Than Sex!So what’s wrong with a post-coital bong? It’s simple mathematics. If one pleasure is enjoyable, then adding two of the most pleasurable activities on this earth together can only result in something even better. Amirite?MusicWhy,Weed,Better,Than,Sex