<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny seconds - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny seconds - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>13 Funny Seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86778/13-Funny-Seconds.html</link><description>A 13 second clip on the internet that is also funny, it must have a cat in it then and this doesn&#039;t disappoint. It&#039;s not just got a cat in it, but it has a cat chasing a reflected bit of light, so queue manic scuttling as the cat is overcome.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86778/13-Funny-Seconds.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86778.jpg</image><media:title>13 Funny Seconds</media:title><media:description>A 13 second clip on the internet that is also funny, it must have a cat in it then and this doesn&#039;t disappoint. It&#039;s not just got a cat in it, but it has a cat chasing a reflected bit of light, so queue manic scuttling as the cat is overcome.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Funny,Seconds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86778.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>41 One-Finger Pushups in 30 seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86561/41-One-Finger-Pushups-in-30-seconds.html</link><description>Forget about having a well ripped body, it&#039;s all about the Shaolin Buddha finger with this guy, just the one digit that can support his entire being--if you ever see this finger pointing at you, you know your time has come.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86561/41-One-Finger-Pushups-in-30-seconds.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86561.jpg</image><media:title>41 One-Finger Pushups in 30 seconds</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/86561.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="54" height="640" width="360" /><media:description>Forget about having a well ripped body, it&#039;s all about the Shaolin Buddha finger with this guy, just the one digit that can support his entire being--if you ever see this finger pointing at you, you know your time has come.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>One,Finger,Pushups,seconds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86561.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Harry Potter in 60 Seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85966/Harry-Potter-in-60-Seconds.html</link><description>If you&#039;ve not seen any of the boy wizards films or read the books (you lucky, LUCKY individual), then you might as well just watch this very short clip that sums it all up nicely without taking up too much of our precious, precious time. Sorted.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85966/Harry-Potter-in-60-Seconds.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85966.jpg</image><media:title>Harry Potter in 60 Seconds</media:title><media:description>If you&#039;ve not seen any of the boy wizards films or read the books (you lucky, LUCKY individual), then you might as well just watch this very short clip that sums it all up nicely without taking up too much of our precious, precious time. Sorted.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Harry,Potter,Seconds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85966.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Destroyed In Seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85704/Destroyed-In-Seconds.html</link><description>According to Bruce Wayne&#039;s butler, some people just want to watch the world burn. I think deep down we all do, just so long as we&#039;re doing it from a safe vantage point, like through the lens of a camera. Enjoy</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85704/Destroyed-In-Seconds.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85704.jpg</image><media:title>Destroyed In Seconds</media:title><media:description>According to Bruce Wayne&#039;s butler, some people just want to watch the world burn. I think deep down we all do, just so long as we&#039;re doing it from a safe vantage point, like through the lens of a camera. Enjoy</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Destroyed,Seconds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85704.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Formula 1 - The Power of 0.009 Secs</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84398/Formula-1-The-Power-of-0-009-Secs.html</link><description>The finer details of these super fast cars gets lost in the loudness and speed with which they travel. But if you slow it down and take a look at it on video, you can see the small expert skills that go into getting a pole position.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84398/Formula-1-The-Power-of-0-009-Secs.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84398.jpg</image><media:title>Formula 1 - The Power of 0.009 Secs</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/84398.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="148" height="640" width="360" /><media:description>The finer details of these super fast cars gets lost in the loudness and speed with which they travel. But if you slow it down and take a look at it on video, you can see the small expert skills that go into getting a pole position.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Formula,The,Power,0009,Seconds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84398.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Million Dollar Baby in 5 Seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84101/Million-Dollar-Baby-in-5-Seconds.html</link><description>If you&#039;ve not seen this film then this is all you&#039;ll need to know. It expertly sums up the entire 132 minutes in a far more manageable amount of time, while also cutting out all the boring bits. 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When someone lies face down with their arms flat against their body in an unusual public place and then they get someone to photograph them. Well, just don&#039;t do it around this guy.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82194/Planking-In-5-Seconds-NOOOOOO.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82194.jpg</image><media:title>Planking In 5 Seconds... NOOOOOO!</media:title><media:description>You must&#039;ve heard of the phenomenon known as planking? When someone lies face down with their arms flat against their body in an unusual public place and then they get someone to photograph them. 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But don&#039;t let that become a reason to go see it, coz it pretty much sucks. So save yourselves 30 bucks &amp; some silly 3D glasses.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Thor,Seconds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81937.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Million Dollar Baby in 5 Seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81308/Million-Dollar-Baby-in-5-Seconds.html</link><description>If you&#039;ve not seen this film then this is all you&#039;ll need to know. It expertly sums up the entire 132 minutes in a far more manageable amount of time, while also cutting out all the boring bits. Amazing.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81308/Million-Dollar-Baby-in-5-Seconds.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81308.jpg</image><media:title>Million Dollar Baby in 5 Seconds</media:title><media:description>If you&#039;ve not seen this film then this is all you&#039;ll need to know. It expertly sums up the entire 132 minutes in a far more manageable amount of time, while also cutting out all the boring bits. 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Nice work if you can get it! &quot;NOooooooo!&quot;</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81172/Shia-Labeouf-In-25-Seconds.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81172.jpg</image><media:title>Shia Labeouf In 25 Seconds</media:title><media:description>Ok, so maybe he gets to make out with Megan Fox and fondle some Transformers, but i reckon he could be doing a LOT better if only he tried expanding his vocabulary a bit. Still. Nice work if you can get it! &quot;NOooooooo!&quot;</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Shia,Labeouf,Seconds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81172.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Cheryl Cole in 47 Seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80798/Cheryl-Cole-in-47-Seconds.html</link><description>The nation’s sweetheart and first Geordie to ever leave Newcastle, she’s now so famous you can’t get out of bed without bumping into one of her many clones that roam the British countryside looking for an angry fix.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80798/Cheryl-Cole-in-47-Seconds.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80798.jpg</image><media:title>Cheryl Cole in 47 Seconds</media:title><media:description>The nation’s sweetheart and first Geordie to ever leave Newcastle, she’s now so famous you can’t get out of bed without bumping into one of her many clones that roam the British countryside looking for an angry fix.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Cheryl,Cole,Seconds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80798.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>The Exorcist in 60 seconds. 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Each to their own i guess!?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>The,Exorcist,seconds,With,Clay</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80775.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Predator in 60 Seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80643/Predator-in-60-Seconds.html</link><description>The greatest film ever made about alien game hunters in a Central American jungle gets it&#039;s running time divided by 15 and it&#039;s still awesome! Ain&#039;t got time to bleed. Or watch full length movies. Get to da CHOPPA!!!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80643/Predator-in-60-Seconds.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80643.jpg</image><media:title>Predator in 60 Seconds</media:title><media:description>The greatest film ever made about alien game hunters in a Central American jungle gets it&#039;s running time divided by 15 and it&#039;s still awesome! Ain&#039;t got time to bleed. Or watch full length movies. Get to da CHOPPA!!!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Predator,Seconds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80643.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Top 100 Vids Of 2010 In 170 Seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79526/Top-100-Vids-Of-2010-In-170-Seconds.html</link><description>Just in case you missed out on surfing the internet this year, maybe you were carving your life history onto a stone tablet for future generations to read. Here&#039;s basically what happened anyway. Cats are still popular. 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Then fear not, just watch this and you’ll feel humiliated, abused and pathetic. This guy’s not quite the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, but it’ll do, you filthy maggots. Now sound off like you got a pair!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74027/57-Seconds-of-Abuse-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74027.jpg</image><media:title>57 Seconds of Abuse - WTF!?!</media:title><media:description>Day going too well? Then fear not, just watch this and you’ll feel humiliated, abused and pathetic. This guy’s not quite the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, but it’ll do, you filthy maggots. 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LOL!!!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-69676/Reporter-turns-ghetto-in-3-seconds.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69676.jpg</image><media:title>Reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds</media:title><media:description>All those years trying to pretend that he can fit in with the rest of the middle class reporters, then BAM!!! One little fly in the eye and all his good work is ruined. LOL!!!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Reporter,turns,ghetto,seconds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69676.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Rocky I to VI in 5 seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/67251/Rocky-I-to-VI-in-5-seconds.html</link><description>The memories. it brings a tear to my eye.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-67251/Rocky-I-to-VI-in-5-seconds.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67251.jpg</image><media:title>Rocky I to VI in 5 seconds</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/67251.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="24" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>The memories. it brings a tear to my eye.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Rocky,5,seconds,sylvester,stallone</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67251.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:02:19 -0700</pubDate><title>Ten Seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/64621/Ten-Seconds.html</link><description>If you could look 10 seconds into the future, would you use it for good … or gambling?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-64621/Ten-Seconds.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64621.jpg</image><media:title>Ten Seconds</media:title><media:description>If you could look 10 seconds into the future, would you use it for good … or gambling?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Ten,Seconds</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64621.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
