<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny seagal - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny seagal - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Steven Seagal Akido Expo 1993</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91164/Steven-Seagal-Akido-Expo-1993.html</link><description>The reason Steven Seagal can kick so much ass in all those films and do it all so effortlessly is because he could do it for real, and here he is being Mr Badass at an expo from the 90s using his minimal movement technique for maximum effect.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91164/Steven-Seagal-Akido-Expo-1993.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91164.jpg</image><media:title>Steven Seagal Akido Expo 1993</media:title><media:description>The reason Steven Seagal can kick so much ass in all those films and do it all so effortlessly is because he could do it for real, and here he is being Mr Badass at an expo from the 90s using his minimal movement technique for maximum effect.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Steven,Seagal,Akido,Expo,1993</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91164.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Steven Seagal Hates Kids</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88017/Steven-Seagal-Hates-Kids.html</link><description>Sure, kids are great. They&#039;re full of energy, unjaded by the harsh miseries of life and they can be made to work for very little money, but that doesn&#039;t stop Steven from hating them. Here he is taking out his pent up rage.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88017/Steven-Seagal-Hates-Kids.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88017.jpg</image><media:title>Steven Seagal Hates Kids</media:title><media:description>Sure, kids are great. They&#039;re full of energy, unjaded by the harsh miseries of life and they can be made to work for very little money, but that doesn&#039;t stop Steven from hating them. 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Worship it.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81151/Every-Bone-Steven-Seagal-Has-Ever-Broken.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81151.jpg</image><media:title>Every Bone Steven Seagal Has Ever Broken</media:title><media:description>*crack* *crunch* *thwack* These are the sounds of Steven Seagal entering a room, snapping fingers like they were biscuits, twisting limbs like they were those of bendy action figures, caving guy&#039;s knee caps in like they were made of brittle glass. It&#039;s all here. 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