<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny seagal - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny seagal - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Every Bone Steven Seagal Has Ever Broken</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81151/Every-Bone-Steven-Seagal-Has-Ever-Broken.html</link><description>*crack* *crunch* *thwack* These are the sounds of Steven Seagal entering a room, snapping fingers like they were biscuits, twisting limbs like they were those of bendy action figures, caving guy&#039;s knee caps in like they were made of brittle glass. It&#039;s all here. Worship it.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81151/Every-Bone-Steven-Seagal-Has-Ever-Broken.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81151.jpg</image><media:title>Every Bone Steven Seagal Has Ever Broken</media:title><media:description>*crack* *crunch* *thwack* These are the sounds of Steven Seagal entering a room, snapping fingers like they were biscuits, twisting limbs like they were those of bendy action figures, caving guy&#039;s knee caps in like they were made of brittle glass. It&#039;s all here. Worship it.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Every,Bone,Steven,Seagal,Has,Ever,Broken</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81151.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Dont Mess With Seagal</title><link>http://www.abum.com/72681/Dont-Mess-With-Seagal.html</link><description>It is amazing what this man can do with a gun, he doesn&#039;t care if you&#039;re a small child, woman or building, if he wants some target practice then you&#039;d better watch out.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-72681/Dont-Mess-With-Seagal.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72681.jpg</image><media:title>Dont Mess With Seagal</media:title><media:description>It is amazing what this man can do with a gun, he doesn&#039;t care if you&#039;re a small child, woman or building, if he wants some target practice then you&#039;d better watch out.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Dont,Mess,With,Seagal</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72681.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
