<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny scooter - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny scooter - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Ryno One Wheel Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87241/Ryno-One-Wheel-Scooter.html</link><description>Sure, the Segway is alright, but this one wheeled electric scooter is far more cool and stylish. For short distance commuting this self-balancing electric scooter from RYNO Motors is a cool transportation solution.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87241/Ryno-One-Wheel-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87241.jpg</image><media:title>Ryno One Wheel Scooter</media:title><media:description>Sure, the Segway is alright, but this one wheeled electric scooter is far more cool and stylish. For short distance commuting this self-balancing electric scooter from RYNO Motors is a cool transportation solution.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Ryno,One,Wheel,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87241.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Dominos Electric Tourettes Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86891/Dominos-Electric-Tourettes-Scooter.html</link><description>Electric vehicles run pretty much silent. As cool as that is, it&#039;s kinda dangerous for cyclists and pedestrians. In order to redress this, crazy as it sounds, it makes sense to put a speaker in them blaring out engine noises!</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86891/Dominos-Electric-Tourettes-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86891.jpg</image><media:title>Dominos Electric Tourettes Scooter</media:title><media:description>Electric vehicles run pretty much silent. As cool as that is, it&#039;s kinda dangerous for cyclists and pedestrians. In order to redress this, crazy as it sounds, it makes sense to put a speaker in them blaring out engine noises!</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Dominos,Electric,Tourettes,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86891.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>70MPH Mobility Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85887/70MPH-Mobility-Scooter.html</link><description>So, pimping out a mobility buggy so that it can reach speeds of 70mph, great idea right? Nothing could possibly go wrong! Colin Furze thinks so anyway and to prove it he&#039;ll even test drive it in snowy conditions.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85887/70MPH-Mobility-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85887.jpg</image><media:title>70MPH Mobility Scooter</media:title><media:description>So, pimping out a mobility buggy so that it can reach speeds of 70mph, great idea right? Nothing could possibly go wrong! Colin Furze thinks so anyway and to prove it he&#039;ll even test drive it in snowy conditions.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>70MPH,Mobility,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85887.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Dude Crashes Brand-New Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85209/Dude-Crashes-Brand-New-Scooter.html</link><description>Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they&#039;re towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85209/Dude-Crashes-Brand-New-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85209.jpg</image><media:title>Dude Crashes Brand-New Scooter</media:title><media:description>Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they&#039;re towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Dude,Crashes,Brand-New,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85209.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>World&#039;s Fastest Mobility Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84961/World-s-Fastest-Mobility-Scooter.html</link><description>Holy crap! Just look at this thing go, it&#039;s like a granny with a rocket up her ass. The engine was stolen from a 1997 CR125 motocross bike allowing it to break a world record and reach 71.59mph. Next stop, time travel.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84961/World-s-Fastest-Mobility-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84961.jpg</image><media:title>World&#039;s Fastest Mobility Scooter</media:title><media:description>Holy crap! Just look at this thing go, it&#039;s like a granny with a rocket up her ass. The engine was stolen from a 1997 CR125 motocross bike allowing it to break a world record and reach 71.59mph. Next stop, time travel.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Worlds,Fastest,Mobility,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84961.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Mario Bros. Scooter Crash</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84614/Mario-Bros-Scooter-Crash.html</link><description>There&#039;s nothing like trivialising what could potentially be a nasty accident by putting a bit of Mario music over the top so we can all have a good chuckle. After all, what&#039;s the internet for if not to push the boundaries of bad taste via video games.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84614/Mario-Bros-Scooter-Crash.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84614.jpg</image><media:title>Mario Bros. Scooter Crash</media:title><media:description>There&#039;s nothing like trivialising what could potentially be a nasty accident by putting a bit of Mario music over the top so we can all have a good chuckle. After all, what&#039;s the internet for if not to push the boundaries of bad taste via video games.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Mario,Bros,Scooter,Crash</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84614.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Scooter Ramp Jump Win/Fail</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83794/Scooter-Ramp-Jump-Win-Fail.html</link><description>The jump was amazing, but the wall brings a triumphant moment to an abrupt end because nature won&#039;t allow anyone riding a scooter to feel great about themselves for more than five seconds in a row.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83794/Scooter-Ramp-Jump-Win-Fail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83794.jpg</image><media:title>Scooter Ramp Jump Win/Fail</media:title><media:description>The jump was amazing, but the wall brings a triumphant moment to an abrupt end because nature won&#039;t allow anyone riding a scooter to feel great about themselves for more than five seconds in a row.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Scooter,Ramp,Jump,WinFail</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83794.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Riding a Scooter... 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That way the whole world can see what an absolute dude you are.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Riding,Scooter,Like,BOSS</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83772.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Chick Takes Scooter On Short, Wild Ride</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83360/Chick-Takes-Scooter-On-Short-Wild-Ride.html</link><description>Congratulations are in order. This may be the quickest scooter crash we have on record. See? There are some things female drivers excel at.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83360/Chick-Takes-Scooter-On-Short-Wild-Ride.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83360.jpg</image><media:title>Chick Takes Scooter On Short, Wild Ride</media:title><media:description>Congratulations are in order. This may be the quickest scooter crash we have on record. See? There are some things female drivers excel at.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Chick,Takes,Scooter,Short,Wild,Ride</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83360.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Beer Scooter FTW!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83317/Beer-Scooter-FTW.html</link><description>Prepare to witness awesome. It&#039;s still in the early stages of development but they aren&#039;t that difficult to make. You simply attach some wheels and a scooter engine to a crate of beer.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83317/Beer-Scooter-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83317.jpg</image><media:title>Beer Scooter FTW!</media:title><media:description>Prepare to witness awesome. It&#039;s still in the early stages of development but they aren&#039;t that difficult to make. You simply attach some wheels and a scooter engine to a crate of beer.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Beer,Scooter,FTW</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83317.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>World&#039;s Fastest Mobility Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/78574/World-s-Fastest-Mobility-Scooter.html</link><description>Holy crap! Just look at this thing go, it&#039;s like a granny with a rocket up her ass. The engine was stolen from a 1997 CR125 motocross bike allowing it to break a world record and reach 71.59mph. Next stop, time travel.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78574/World-s-Fastest-Mobility-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78574.jpg</image><media:title>World&#039;s Fastest Mobility Scooter</media:title><media:description>Holy crap! Just look at this thing go, it&#039;s like a granny with a rocket up her ass. The engine was stolen from a 1997 CR125 motocross bike allowing it to break a world record and reach 71.59mph. Next stop, time travel.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Worlds,Fastest,Mobility,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78574.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Backwards Scooter Guy Performs Tricks!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/78358/Backwards-Scooter-Guy-Performs-Tricks.html</link><description>Now this is something you don&#039;t see every day, but it does have an advantage! Riding backwards on a scooter just makes it easier for you to see people laughing at you.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78358/Backwards-Scooter-Guy-Performs-Tricks.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78358.jpg</image><media:title>Backwards Scooter Guy Performs Tricks!</media:title><media:description>Now this is something you don&#039;t see every day, but it does have an advantage! Riding backwards on a scooter just makes it easier for you to see people laughing at you.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Backwards,Scooter,Guy,Performs,Tricks</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78358.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Blonde Scooter Skillz FAIL!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77440/Blonde-Scooter-Skillz-FAIL.html</link><description>Oh man the dufus who is filming his &#039;awesome&#039; vacation in Key West FL. sums it all up in 2 words, &quot;scooter power&quot; - And then along comes the blonde chick and puts the icing on the cake and his holiday becomes a nightmare - EPIC!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77440/Blonde-Scooter-Skillz-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77440.jpg</image><media:title>Blonde Scooter Skillz FAIL!</media:title><media:description>Oh man the dufus who is filming his &#039;awesome&#039; vacation in Key West FL. sums it all up in 2 words, &quot;scooter power&quot; - And then along comes the blonde chick and puts the icing on the cake and his holiday becomes a nightmare - EPIC!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Blonde,Scooter,Skillz,FAIL</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77440.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Motor Scooter MEGA fail!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77321/Motor-Scooter-MEGA-fail.html</link><description>You kinda have to blame the scooter rider on this one for getting rear-ended. Not only does he cut off the car but then he gets nervous and slams on the brakes. What a dick! On this occasion it&#039;s a case of &#039;4 wheels good - 2 wheels BAD!&#039; - OUCH!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77321/Motor-Scooter-MEGA-fail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77321.jpg</image><media:title>Motor Scooter MEGA fail!</media:title><media:description>You kinda have to blame the scooter rider on this one for getting rear-ended. Not only does he cut off the car but then he gets nervous and slams on the brakes. What a dick! On this occasion it&#039;s a case of &#039;4 wheels good - 2 wheels BAD!&#039; - OUCH!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Motor,Scooter,MEGA,fail</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77321.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Kid Folded In Half On Scooter Flip</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76879/Kid-Folded-In-Half-On-Scooter-Flip.html</link><description>Turns out success isn&#039;t all it&#039;s cracked up to be. He&#039;d been trying in private for two years to get his face that close to his junk.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76879/Kid-Folded-In-Half-On-Scooter-Flip.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76879.jpg</image><media:title>Kid Folded In Half On Scooter Flip</media:title><media:description>Turns out success isn&#039;t all it&#039;s cracked up to be. 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If you still can&#039;t handle the scooter, better go back to your tricycle.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Scooter,Guy,Wheelie,Stunt,FAIL</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74115.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Scooter Noob Crashes Hard Into Tree</title><link>http://www.abum.com/71976/Scooter-Noob-Crashes-Hard-Into-Tree.html</link><description>Sweet air on that jump, bro! Not so sweet landing and brake failure into that tree, though.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-71976/Scooter-Noob-Crashes-Hard-Into-Tree.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/71976.jpg</image><media:title>Scooter Noob Crashes Hard Into Tree</media:title><media:description>Sweet air on that jump, bro! Not so sweet landing and brake failure into that tree, though.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Scooter,Noob,Crashes,Hard,Into,Tree</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/71976.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Gas tops $5.00 per gallon in some places</title><link>http://www.abum.com/63915/Gas-tops-5-00-per-gallon-in-some-places.html</link><description>Time to start thinking about mass transit, or that scooter you&#039;ve always wanted to cruise around on!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-63915/Gas-tops-5-00-per-gallon-in-some-places.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63915.jpg</image><media:title>Gas tops $5.00 per gallon in some places</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/63915.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="111" height="576" width="324" /><media:description>Time to start thinking about mass transit, or that scooter you&#039;ve always wanted to cruise around on!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>gas,expensive,pricey,scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63915.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>You just gotta feel bad for the scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61865/You-just-gotta-feel-bad-for-the-scooter.html</link><description>There&#039;s only so much weight it can take!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61865/You-just-gotta-feel-bad-for-the-scooter.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61865.jpg</image><media:title>You just gotta feel bad for the scooter</media:title><media:description>There&#039;s only so much weight it can take!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>scooter,fat,heavy,crush</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61865.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Drive by shooting caught on videotape</title><link>http://www.abum.com/56210/Drive-by-shooting-caught-on-videotape.html</link><description>Nobody uses cars these days to kill people, they hop on scooters</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-56210/Drive-by-shooting-caught-on-videotape.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56210.jpg</image><media:title>Drive by shooting caught on videotape</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/56210.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="43" height="160" width="120" /><media:description>Nobody uses cars these days to kill people, they hop on scooters</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>scooter,shoot,gun</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56210.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
