<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny scooter - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny scooter - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>70MPH Mobility Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94209/70MPH-Mobility-Scooter.html</link><description>So, pimping out a mobility buggy so that it can reach speeds of 70mph, great idea right? Nothing could possibly go wrong! Colin Furze thinks so anyway and to prove it he&#039;ll even test drive it in snowy conditions.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94209/70MPH-Mobility-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94209.jpg</image><media:title>70MPH Mobility Scooter</media:title><media:description>So, pimping out a mobility buggy so that it can reach speeds of 70mph, great idea right? Nothing could possibly go wrong! Colin Furze thinks so anyway and to prove it he&#039;ll even test drive it in snowy conditions.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>70MPH,Mobility,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94209.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Best Scooter Fails Compilation 2014</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92997/Best-Scooter-Fails-Compilation-2014.html</link><description>You’d think riding a scooter would be pretty easy, just jump on the thing, turn the engine on and off you go. But as with most things in life, it’s rarely ever that simple—well not for these idiots anyway.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92997/Best-Scooter-Fails-Compilation-2014.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92997.jpg</image><media:title>Best Scooter Fails Compilation 2014</media:title><media:description>You’d think riding a scooter would be pretty easy, just jump on the thing, turn the engine on and off you go. But as with most things in life, it’s rarely ever that simple—well not for these idiots anyway.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Best,Scooter,Fails,Compilation,2014</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92997.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Suped-Up Mobility Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90536/Suped-Up-Mobility-Scooter.html</link><description>Those mobility scooters that old people like to drive around might usually only go about 10mph, but if you customize it and then drive it around like a maniac, film it, then add some heavy metal music over the top, it brings a whole new perspective.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90536/Suped-Up-Mobility-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90536.jpg</image><media:title>Suped-Up Mobility Scooter</media:title><media:description>Those mobility scooters that old people like to drive around might usually only go about 10mph, but if you customize it and then drive it around like a maniac, film it, then add some heavy metal music over the top, it brings a whole new perspective.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Suped-Up,Mobility,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90536.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Badass Scooter Tricks</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90187/Badass-Scooter-Tricks.html</link><description>Like most people you probably look at those tiny little scooters and think what a joke they are, suitable for four year olds and no one else, but here&#039;s are some teenagers proving otherwise, pulling off some epic stunts.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90187/Badass-Scooter-Tricks.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90187.jpg</image><media:title>Badass Scooter Tricks</media:title><media:description>Like most people you probably look at those tiny little scooters and think what a joke they are, suitable for four year olds and no one else, but here&#039;s are some teenagers proving otherwise, pulling off some epic stunts.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Badass,Scooter,Tricks</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90187.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Scooter Trick</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89180/Scooter-Trick.html</link><description>Ah, scooters. Is there anything else in the wide world that&#039;s quite as lame? I doubt it. This maneuver might be unintentional but it is just about the best thing you can do on a scooter and nothing less than you deserve.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89180/Scooter-Trick.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89180.jpg</image><media:title>Scooter Trick</media:title><media:description>Ah, scooters. Is there anything else in the wide world that&#039;s quite as lame? I doubt it. This maneuver might be unintentional but it is just about the best thing you can do on a scooter and nothing less than you deserve.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Scooter,Trick</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89180.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Woman Falls Asleep On Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88561/Woman-Falls-Asleep-On-Scooter.html</link><description>This dozy woman riding a scooter is seriously lucky to be alive after falling asleep at the wheel (read &#039;handlebars&#039;) and slamming into the side of an oncoming semi. One second earlier and she&#039;d be toast!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88561/Woman-Falls-Asleep-On-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88561.jpg</image><media:title>Woman Falls Asleep On Scooter</media:title><media:description>This dozy woman riding a scooter is seriously lucky to be alive after falling asleep at the wheel (read &#039;handlebars&#039;) and slamming into the side of an oncoming semi. One second earlier and she&#039;d be toast!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Woman,Falls,Asleep,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88561.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Scooter Ramp Jump Win/Fail</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87509/Scooter-Ramp-Jump-Win-Fail.html</link><description>The jump was amazing, but the wall brings a triumphant moment to an abrupt end because nature won&#039;t allow anyone riding a scooter to feel great about themselves for more than five seconds in a row.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87509/Scooter-Ramp-Jump-Win-Fail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87509.jpg</image><media:title>Scooter Ramp Jump Win/Fail</media:title><media:description>The jump was amazing, but the wall brings a triumphant moment to an abrupt end because nature won&#039;t allow anyone riding a scooter to feel great about themselves for more than five seconds in a row.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Scooter,Ramp,Jump,WinFail</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87509.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Ryno One Wheel Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87241/Ryno-One-Wheel-Scooter.html</link><description>Sure, the Segway is alright, but this one wheeled electric scooter is far more cool and stylish. For short distance commuting this self-balancing electric scooter from RYNO Motors is a cool transportation solution.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87241/Ryno-One-Wheel-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87241.jpg</image><media:title>Ryno One Wheel Scooter</media:title><media:description>Sure, the Segway is alright, but this one wheeled electric scooter is far more cool and stylish. For short distance commuting this self-balancing electric scooter from RYNO Motors is a cool transportation solution.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Ryno,One,Wheel,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87241.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Dominos Electric Tourettes Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86891/Dominos-Electric-Tourettes-Scooter.html</link><description>Electric vehicles run pretty much silent. As cool as that is, it&#039;s kinda dangerous for cyclists and pedestrians. In order to redress this, crazy as it sounds, it makes sense to put a speaker in them blaring out engine noises!</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86891/Dominos-Electric-Tourettes-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86891.jpg</image><media:title>Dominos Electric Tourettes Scooter</media:title><media:description>Electric vehicles run pretty much silent. As cool as that is, it&#039;s kinda dangerous for cyclists and pedestrians. In order to redress this, crazy as it sounds, it makes sense to put a speaker in them blaring out engine noises!</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Dominos,Electric,Tourettes,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86891.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>70MPH Mobility Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85887/70MPH-Mobility-Scooter.html</link><description>So, pimping out a mobility buggy so that it can reach speeds of 70mph, great idea right? Nothing could possibly go wrong! Colin Furze thinks so anyway and to prove it he&#039;ll even test drive it in snowy conditions.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85887/70MPH-Mobility-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85887.jpg</image><media:title>70MPH Mobility Scooter</media:title><media:description>So, pimping out a mobility buggy so that it can reach speeds of 70mph, great idea right? Nothing could possibly go wrong! Colin Furze thinks so anyway and to prove it he&#039;ll even test drive it in snowy conditions.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>70MPH,Mobility,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85887.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Dude Crashes Brand-New Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85209/Dude-Crashes-Brand-New-Scooter.html</link><description>Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they&#039;re towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85209/Dude-Crashes-Brand-New-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85209.jpg</image><media:title>Dude Crashes Brand-New Scooter</media:title><media:description>Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they&#039;re towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Dude,Crashes,Brand-New,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85209.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>World&#039;s Fastest Mobility Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84961/World-s-Fastest-Mobility-Scooter.html</link><description>Holy crap! Just look at this thing go, it&#039;s like a granny with a rocket up her ass. The engine was stolen from a 1997 CR125 motocross bike allowing it to break a world record and reach 71.59mph. Next stop, time travel.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84961/World-s-Fastest-Mobility-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84961.jpg</image><media:title>World&#039;s Fastest Mobility Scooter</media:title><media:description>Holy crap! Just look at this thing go, it&#039;s like a granny with a rocket up her ass. The engine was stolen from a 1997 CR125 motocross bike allowing it to break a world record and reach 71.59mph. Next stop, time travel.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Worlds,Fastest,Mobility,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84961.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Mario Bros. Scooter Crash</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84614/Mario-Bros-Scooter-Crash.html</link><description>There&#039;s nothing like trivialising what could potentially be a nasty accident by putting a bit of Mario music over the top so we can all have a good chuckle. After all, what&#039;s the internet for if not to push the boundaries of bad taste via video games.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84614/Mario-Bros-Scooter-Crash.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84614.jpg</image><media:title>Mario Bros. Scooter Crash</media:title><media:description>There&#039;s nothing like trivialising what could potentially be a nasty accident by putting a bit of Mario music over the top so we can all have a good chuckle. After all, what&#039;s the internet for if not to push the boundaries of bad taste via video games.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Mario,Bros,Scooter,Crash</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84614.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Scooter Ramp Jump Win/Fail</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83794/Scooter-Ramp-Jump-Win-Fail.html</link><description>The jump was amazing, but the wall brings a triumphant moment to an abrupt end because nature won&#039;t allow anyone riding a scooter to feel great about themselves for more than five seconds in a row.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83794/Scooter-Ramp-Jump-Win-Fail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83794.jpg</image><media:title>Scooter Ramp Jump Win/Fail</media:title><media:description>The jump was amazing, but the wall brings a triumphant moment to an abrupt end because nature won&#039;t allow anyone riding a scooter to feel great about themselves for more than five seconds in a row.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Scooter,Ramp,Jump,WinFail</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83794.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Riding a Scooter... Like a BOSS!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83772/Riding-a-Scooter-Like-a-BOSS.html</link><description>When you&#039;re taking your girl on your scooter for a ride around town, you can do it normally or you can do it the badass way like this boss. That way the whole world can see what an absolute dude you are.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83772/Riding-a-Scooter-Like-a-BOSS.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83772.jpg</image><media:title>Riding a Scooter... Like a BOSS!</media:title><media:description>When you&#039;re taking your girl on your scooter for a ride around town, you can do it normally or you can do it the badass way like this boss. That way the whole world can see what an absolute dude you are.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Riding,Scooter,Like,BOSS</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83772.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Chick Takes Scooter On Short, Wild Ride</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83360/Chick-Takes-Scooter-On-Short-Wild-Ride.html</link><description>Congratulations are in order. This may be the quickest scooter crash we have on record. See? There are some things female drivers excel at.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83360/Chick-Takes-Scooter-On-Short-Wild-Ride.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83360.jpg</image><media:title>Chick Takes Scooter On Short, Wild Ride</media:title><media:description>Congratulations are in order. This may be the quickest scooter crash we have on record. See? There are some things female drivers excel at.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Chick,Takes,Scooter,Short,Wild,Ride</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83360.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Beer Scooter FTW!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83317/Beer-Scooter-FTW.html</link><description>Prepare to witness awesome. It&#039;s still in the early stages of development but they aren&#039;t that difficult to make. You simply attach some wheels and a scooter engine to a crate of beer.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83317/Beer-Scooter-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83317.jpg</image><media:title>Beer Scooter FTW!</media:title><media:description>Prepare to witness awesome. It&#039;s still in the early stages of development but they aren&#039;t that difficult to make. You simply attach some wheels and a scooter engine to a crate of beer.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Beer,Scooter,FTW</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83317.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>World&#039;s Fastest Mobility Scooter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/78574/World-s-Fastest-Mobility-Scooter.html</link><description>Holy crap! Just look at this thing go, it&#039;s like a granny with a rocket up her ass. The engine was stolen from a 1997 CR125 motocross bike allowing it to break a world record and reach 71.59mph. Next stop, time travel.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78574/World-s-Fastest-Mobility-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78574.jpg</image><media:title>World&#039;s Fastest Mobility Scooter</media:title><media:description>Holy crap! Just look at this thing go, it&#039;s like a granny with a rocket up her ass. The engine was stolen from a 1997 CR125 motocross bike allowing it to break a world record and reach 71.59mph. Next stop, time travel.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Worlds,Fastest,Mobility,Scooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78574.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Backwards Scooter Guy Performs Tricks!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/78358/Backwards-Scooter-Guy-Performs-Tricks.html</link><description>Now this is something you don&#039;t see every day, but it does have an advantage! Riding backwards on a scooter just makes it easier for you to see people laughing at you.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78358/Backwards-Scooter-Guy-Performs-Tricks.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78358.jpg</image><media:title>Backwards Scooter Guy Performs Tricks!</media:title><media:description>Now this is something you don&#039;t see every day, but it does have an advantage! Riding backwards on a scooter just makes it easier for you to see people laughing at you.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Backwards,Scooter,Guy,Performs,Tricks</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78358.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Blonde Scooter Skillz FAIL!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77440/Blonde-Scooter-Skillz-FAIL.html</link><description>Oh man the dufus who is filming his &#039;awesome&#039; vacation in Key West FL. sums it all up in 2 words, &quot;scooter power&quot; - And then along comes the blonde chick and puts the icing on the cake and his holiday becomes a nightmare - EPIC!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77440/Blonde-Scooter-Skillz-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77440.jpg</image><media:title>Blonde Scooter Skillz FAIL!</media:title><media:description>Oh man the dufus who is filming his &#039;awesome&#039; vacation in Key West FL. sums it all up in 2 words, &quot;scooter power&quot; - And then along comes the blonde chick and puts the icing on the cake and his holiday becomes a nightmare - EPIC!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Blonde,Scooter,Skillz,FAIL</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77440.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>