<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny says - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny says - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Rally Driver Crashes, Says Sorry</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88352/Rally-Driver-Crashes-Says-Sorry.html</link><description>Now this is courteous, after nearly killing these people by crashing into them, the driver of this rally car stops and reverses back to say sorry--never mind he nearly ran them over, you can get away with anything if you have manners.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88352/Rally-Driver-Crashes-Says-Sorry.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88352.jpg</image><media:title>Rally Driver Crashes, Says Sorry</media:title><media:description>Now this is courteous, after nearly killing these people by crashing into them, the driver of this rally car stops and reverses back to say sorry--never mind he nearly ran them over, you can get away with anything if you have manners.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Rally,Driver,Crashes,Says,Sorry</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88352.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>How Hollywood Says “I Love You”</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86095/How-Hollywood-Says-I-Love-You.html</link><description>Nothing says I love you like a montage of romantic moments from movies down the ages, as stars both real and animated get all mushy-eyed and start spouting the sort of fluff that no one actually says in real life.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86095/How-Hollywood-Says-I-Love-You.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86095.jpg</image><media:title>How Hollywood Says “I Love You”</media:title><media:description>Nothing says I love you like a montage of romantic moments from movies down the ages, as stars both real and animated get all mushy-eyed and start spouting the sort of fluff that no one actually says in real life.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>How,Hollywood,Says,Love,You</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86095.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Pug Says &#039;Hamburger&#039;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85724/Pug-Says-Hamburger.html</link><description>He could probably annunciate a little more but he&#039;s definitely got the fundamentals of human speech down. 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This guy is.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85480/Sh-t-Nobody-Says.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85480.jpg</image><media:title>Sh*t Nobody Says</media:title><media:description>We&#039;ve been seeing what girls say, what they never say, what they say to each other, to gay guys, to black girls. But what about the stuff that nobody says, who&#039;s going to speak out for that? This guy is.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Sht,Nobody,Says</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85480.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>An 18ft Great White Says &quot;Hai Guys!&quot;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85018/An-18ft-Great-White-Says-Hai-Guys.html</link><description>Not really the time to go for a swim, but definitely the time to start making with the &quot;We need a bigger boat&quot; Jaws references. Fortunately it didn&#039;t try and eat their boat, instead just slapped its tail on it and circled them for a while and headed for Dennys</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85018/An-18ft-Great-White-Says-Hai-Guys.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85018.jpg</image><media:title>An 18ft Great White Says &quot;Hai Guys!&quot;</media:title><media:description>Not really the time to go for a swim, but definitely the time to start making with the &quot;We need a bigger boat&quot; Jaws references. 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Where on Earth do these blondies come from, not anywhere near where i live?.. No matter I guess, just as long as they keep them coming.. Moar!!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84194/Who-Says-Blondes-Are-Dumb.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84194.jpg</image><media:title>Who Says Blondes Are Dumb?</media:title><media:description>This all star cast of cuter-than-cute blonde Cam girls simply set the screen on fire!.. Where on Earth do these blondies come from, not anywhere near where i live?.. No matter I guess, just as long as they keep them coming.. 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