<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny say - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny say - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Say Goodnight Fight</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94479/Say-Goodnight-Fight.html</link><description>It&#039;s mesmerizing about watching 2 trained street fighters going at it, knowing that only one of them will survive – You won&#039;t find any of that here!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94479/Say-Goodnight-Fight.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94479.jpg</image><media:title>Say Goodnight Fight</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s mesmerizing about watching 2 trained street fighters going at it, knowing that only one of them will survive – You won&#039;t find any of that here!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Say,Goodnight,Fight</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94479.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Teaching the Japanese How to Say “F*ck”</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93334/Teaching-the-Japanese-How-to-Say-F-ck.html</link><description>When the Japanese learn English one group of words that don’t get covered too well are swear words. So Brit abroad Chris Broad decides to help them out—armed with a copy of the book “The Correct Way to Use F#ck”.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93334/Teaching-the-Japanese-How-to-Say-F-ck.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93334.jpg</image><media:title>Teaching the Japanese How to Say “F*ck”</media:title><media:description>When the Japanese learn English one group of words that don’t get covered too well are swear words. 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But the one benefit is that, while they sound stupid, it has great comedy potential.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90320/Things-White-People-Can-t-Say.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90320.jpg</image><media:title>Things White People Can&#039;t Say</media:title><media:description>White people can&#039;t say these things, because they sound like complete numbnuts when they do it, especially when they look like skinny dorks. 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Well the least you can do is watch this to redeem yourself.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88691/Shit-Girls-Say-Episode-4.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88691.jpg</image><media:title>Shit Girls Say - Episode 4</media:title><media:description>While you were busy dancing around your living room with your grandma Gangnam Style and uploading it to YouTube, the Shit Girls Say people were busy making more episodes. Forgot all about them, didn&#039;t you? 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Up his nose. Puke. In my mouth! Before viewing this astonishing and rather horrible footage make sure your lunch was eaten a long time ago otherwise you may be seeing it again. Personally having watched it I feel I may never eat again - OMG!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88485/Nose-Worms-Say-HELLO.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88485.jpg</image><media:title>Nose Worms Say &#039;HELLO!&#039;</media:title><media:description>Worms. Up his nose. Puke. In my mouth! Before viewing this astonishing and rather horrible footage make sure your lunch was eaten a long time ago otherwise you may be seeing it again. 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Go on, give it a try.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85384/Shit-White-Girls-Say-to-Black-Girls.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85384.jpg</image><media:title>Shit White Girls Say... to Black Girls</media:title><media:description>The &quot;Shit Girls Say&quot; series of videos is going to implode in on itself if any more come out. That could be a fun game to play when you&#039;re bored, thinking up the title of the next video to come along. Go on, give it a try.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Shit,White,Girls,Say,Black</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85384.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Shit Black Girls Say - Billy Sorrells</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85354/Shit-Black-Girls-Say-Billy-Sorrells.html</link><description>They&#039;ll deny that they&#039;ll like this and you&#039;ll get berated for sending them this video, but they know it&#039;s true. 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How has it take till now for an edit like this to have been made? Pure genius! But the main thing to remember here is its &quot;Ninja&quot; not &quot;Ninjer&quot;. A mistake like that could cost you your life in certain parts of China town!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Ninja,Say,What</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84078.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>I Just Texted To Say I Love You</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83338/I-Just-Texted-To-Say-I-Love-You.html</link><description>Because it&#039;s no longer enough to tell someone you love them. Now you have to tweet, retweet, share, link, and update your status every 5 minutes to show how much of a wonderful couple you are. 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