<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny say - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny say - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Say NO to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86999/Say-NO-to-Crack-Say-YES-to-Roller-Skating.html</link><description>It’s some pretty good advice for a kid, if someone offers you some candy and a ride in the back of their van, or maybe some nice, fresh crack cocaine and it all looks and sounds very VERY tempting, turn it down and just say NO!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86999/Say-NO-to-Crack-Say-YES-to-Roller-Skating.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86999.jpg</image><media:title>Say NO to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating</media:title><media:description>It’s some pretty good advice for a kid, if someone offers you some candy and a ride in the back of their van, or maybe some nice, fresh crack cocaine and it all looks and sounds very VERY tempting, turn it down and just say NO!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Say,Crack,YES,Roller,Skating</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86999.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Shit Gamers Say To Their GFs</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85889/Shit-Gamers-Say-To-Their-GFs.html</link><description>Just because the “shit X says” trend is going absolutely crazy at the minute doesn’t mean there’s not some solid lolz in it. Take this video for instance. If it doesn’t illicit at least a smirk I will personally come to you house, apologise profusely.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85889/Shit-Gamers-Say-To-Their-GFs.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85889.jpg</image><media:title>Shit Gamers Say To Their GFs</media:title><media:description>Just because the “shit X says” trend is going absolutely crazy at the minute doesn’t mean there’s not some solid lolz in it. Take this video for instance. 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But the title&#039;s a bit misleading, it should be Sh*t Asian Dads Say and Do.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85550/Sh-t-Asian-Dads-Say.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85550.jpg</image><media:title>Sh*t Asian Dads Say</media:title><media:description>This meme juggernaut continues with the turn now for Asian fathers to bear the brunt of internet-mockery with their &quot;No boyfriend till college&quot; and shrink-wrapping the TV remote. But the title&#039;s a bit misleading, it should be Sh*t Asian Dads Say and Do.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Sht,Asian,Dads,Say</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85550.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Sh*t Girls Say to Gay Guys</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85502/Sh-t-Girls-Say-to-Gay-Guys.html</link><description>Like OMG! This is soooo true! Everyone knows a girl like this, the annoying type who just drones on and on about themselves, so you&#039;ll relate to this, and you have to pity the poor gay best friend who has to put up with her all the time.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85502/Sh-t-Girls-Say-to-Gay-Guys.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85502.jpg</image><media:title>Sh*t Girls Say to Gay Guys</media:title><media:description>Like OMG! This is soooo true! Everyone knows a girl like this, the annoying type who just drones on and on about themselves, so you&#039;ll relate to this, and you have to pity the poor gay best friend who has to put up with her all the time.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Sht,Girls,Say,Gay,Guys</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85502.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Sh#t Girls Don’t Say</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85449/Sh-t-Girls-Don-t-Say.html</link><description>This ‘what girls say’ meme continues its unstoppable rise on the interwebs, every day it seems there’s a new take on it. But this is a good one, full of lines that’ll make you go “OMG Yeah, that is soooo true”.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85449/Sh-t-Girls-Don-t-Say.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85449.jpg</image><media:title>Sh#t Girls Don’t Say</media:title><media:description>This ‘what girls say’ meme continues its unstoppable rise on the interwebs, every day it seems there’s a new take on it. But this is a good one, full of lines that’ll make you go “OMG Yeah, that is soooo true”.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Sht,Girls,Dont,Say</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85449.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Shit White Girls Say... to Black Girls</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85384/Shit-White-Girls-Say-to-Black-Girls.html</link><description>The &quot;Shit Girls Say&quot; series of videos is going to implode in on itself if any more come out. That could be a fun game to play when you&#039;re bored, thinking up the title of the next video to come along. Go on, give it a try.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85384/Shit-White-Girls-Say-to-Black-Girls.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85384.jpg</image><media:title>Shit White Girls Say... to Black Girls</media:title><media:description>The &quot;Shit Girls Say&quot; series of videos is going to implode in on itself if any more come out. That could be a fun game to play when you&#039;re bored, thinking up the title of the next video to come along. Go on, give it a try.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Shit,White,Girls,Say,Black</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85384.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Shit Black Girls Say - Billy Sorrells</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85354/Shit-Black-Girls-Say-Billy-Sorrells.html</link><description>They&#039;ll deny that they&#039;ll like this and you&#039;ll get berated for sending them this video, but they know it&#039;s true. And Mr Sorrells knows it&#039;s true, and if it wasn&#039;t for the designer beard he might even be able to pass for a very fugly girl.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85354/Shit-Black-Girls-Say-Billy-Sorrells.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85354.jpg</image><media:title>Shit Black Girls Say - Billy Sorrells</media:title><media:description>They&#039;ll deny that they&#039;ll like this and you&#039;ll get berated for sending them this video, but they know it&#039;s true. And Mr Sorrells knows it&#039;s true, and if it wasn&#039;t for the designer beard he might even be able to pass for a very fugly girl.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Shit,Black,Girls,Say,Billy,Sorrells</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85354.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>The Sh*t Girls Say</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85132/The-Sh-t-Girls-Say.html</link><description>Girls, huh? What are they like, getting all excited about just seeing a friend who they see every day anyway, and talking on the phone and getting all excited about stuff they talk about every day. This has them nailed to a tee. Girls, lol.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85132/The-Sh-t-Girls-Say.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85132.jpg</image><media:title>The Sh*t Girls Say</media:title><media:description>Girls, huh? What are they like, getting all excited about just seeing a friend who they see every day anyway, and talking on the phone and getting all excited about stuff they talk about every day. This has them nailed to a tee. Girls, lol.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>The,Sht,Girls,Say</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85132.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Celebrities Say The Dumbest Things</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85032/Celebrities-Say-The-Dumbest-Things.html</link><description>They might WOW you with their dazzling on-screen presence and amazing acting/singing/sports/whatever abilities, but when it comes to saying whats on their minds, thats when the word &#039;star&#039; quickly turns to &#039;stoopid&#039;.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85032/Celebrities-Say-The-Dumbest-Things.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85032.jpg</image><media:title>Celebrities Say The Dumbest Things</media:title><media:description>They might WOW you with their dazzling on-screen presence and amazing acting/singing/sports/whatever abilities, but when it comes to saying whats on their minds, thats when the word &#039;star&#039; quickly turns to &#039;stoopid&#039;.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Celebrities,Say,The,Dumbest,Things</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85032.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Nose Worms Say &#039;HELLO!&#039;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84960/Nose-Worms-Say-HELLO.html</link><description>Worms. Up his nose. Puke. In my mouth! Before viewing this astonishing and rather horrible footage make sure your lunch was eaten a long time ago otherwise you may be seeing it again. Personally having watched it I feel I may never eat again - OMG!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84960/Nose-Worms-Say-HELLO.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84960.jpg</image><media:title>Nose Worms Say &#039;HELLO!&#039;</media:title><media:description>Worms. Up his nose. Puke. In my mouth! Before viewing this astonishing and rather horrible footage make sure your lunch was eaten a long time ago otherwise you may be seeing it again. Personally having watched it I feel I may never eat again - OMG!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Nose,Worms,Say,HELLO</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84960.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Ninja Say What?!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84078/Ninja-Say-What.html</link><description>Ninja WHAT?!!! How has it take till now for an edit like this to have been made? Pure genius! But the main thing to remember here is its &quot;Ninja&quot; not &quot;Ninjer&quot;. A mistake like that could cost you your life in certain parts of China town!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84078/Ninja-Say-What.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84078.jpg</image><media:title>Ninja Say What?!</media:title><media:description>Ninja WHAT?!!! How has it take till now for an edit like this to have been made? Pure genius! But the main thing to remember here is its &quot;Ninja&quot; not &quot;Ninjer&quot;. A mistake like that could cost you your life in certain parts of China town!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Ninja,Say,What</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84078.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>I Just Texted To Say I Love You</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83338/I-Just-Texted-To-Say-I-Love-You.html</link><description>Because it&#039;s no longer enough to tell someone you love them. Now you have to tweet, retweet, share, link, and update your status every 5 minutes to show how much of a wonderful couple you are. Whev.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83338/I-Just-Texted-To-Say-I-Love-You.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83338.jpg</image><media:title>I Just Texted To Say I Love You</media:title><media:description>Because it&#039;s no longer enough to tell someone you love them. Now you have to tweet, retweet, share, link, and update your status every 5 minutes to show how much of a wonderful couple you are. Whev.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Just,Texted,Say,Love,You</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83338.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>&quot;Say Fish&quot;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81712/Say-Fish.html</link><description>This baby&#039;s going to grow up to have a great vocabulary. It&#039;ll especially be useful when he goes to the local fishmongers and asks for some fresh &#039;fish&#039;. Then he&#039;s going to get a bit of a surprise when they respond to his requests.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81712/Say-Fish.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81712.jpg</image><media:title>&quot;Say Fish&quot;</media:title><media:description>This baby&#039;s going to grow up to have a great vocabulary. It&#039;ll especially be useful when he goes to the local fishmongers and asks for some fresh &#039;fish&#039;. Then he&#039;s going to get a bit of a surprise when they respond to his requests.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Say,Fish</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81712.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Ninja Say What?!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81306/Ninja-Say-What.html</link><description>Ninja WHAT?!!! How has it take till now for an edit like this to have been made? Pure genius! But the main thing to remember here is its &quot;Ninja&quot; not &quot;Ninjer&quot;. A mistake like that could cost you your life in certain parts of China town!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81306/Ninja-Say-What.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81306.jpg</image><media:title>Ninja Say What?!</media:title><media:description>Ninja WHAT?!!! How has it take till now for an edit like this to have been made? Pure genius! But the main thing to remember here is its &quot;Ninja&quot; not &quot;Ninjer&quot;. A mistake like that could cost you your life in certain parts of China town!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Ninja,Say,What</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81306.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Sex &amp; The Secret Life of the American Teen</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81138/Sex-The-Secret-Life-of-the-American-Teen.html</link><description>So just how many times is the word &quot;sex&quot; uttered in your average episode of &quot;The Secret Life of the American Teenager&quot;? ! 10 or 20 times maybe? Wrong. It&#039;s said so much that it doesn&#039;t even sound like a real word any more.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81138/Sex-The-Secret-Life-of-the-American-Teen.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81138.jpg</image><media:title>Sex &amp; The Secret Life of the American Teen</media:title><media:description>So just how many times is the word &quot;sex&quot; uttered in your average episode of &quot;The Secret Life of the American Teenager&quot;? ! 10 or 20 times maybe? Wrong. It&#039;s said so much that it doesn&#039;t even sound like a real word any more.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Times,They,Say,Sex,The,Secret,Life,the,American,Teenager</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81138.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Justin Bieber “Never Say Never”</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80959/Justin-Bieber-Never-Say-Never.html</link><description>The short but eventful life of Bieber has been filled with all that is truly great about the human spirit. 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Guess what that is. Go on.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78820/Don-Draper-Say-What.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78820.jpg</image><media:title>Don Draper Say &quot;What?&quot;</media:title><media:description>It doesn&#039;t matter whether he&#039;s in bed with a well groomed lady, sitting at his desk in the office, talking to his wife, pouring a coffee, having a glass of bourbon; he&#039;s only got on thing to say. Guess what that is. Go on.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Don,Draper,Say,What</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78820.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
