http://www.abum.com/Funny robot - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comWed, 23 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87325/Real-Transformer-Robot.htmlAnd by real they mean it's a robot that can autonomously transform from a car to a bot before your very, tears-of-joy streaming eyes -- now all they need to do is make it a lot, lot bigger and send it to Iran. And we need BIG explosions people!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87325/Real-Transformer-Robot.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87325.jpgReal Transformer RobotAnd by real they mean it's a robot that can autonomously transform from a car to a bot before your very, tears-of-joy streaming eyes -- now all they need to do is make it a lot, lot bigger and send it to Iran. And we need BIG explosions people!EntertainmentReal,Transformer,RobotSun, 15 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86821/Robot-Chicken-Speeder-Accident.htmlOne minute you’re cruising along in the forest of Endor on your speeder bike enjoying the breeze, then next thing you know you’ve impaled an ewok and your insurance rate is going through the roof. Bummer.Arts & Animationhttp://www.abum.com/comments-86821/Robot-Chicken-Speeder-Accident.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86821.jpgRobot Chicken: Speeder AccidentOne minute you’re cruising along in the forest of Endor on your speeder bike enjoying the breeze, then next thing you know you’ve impaled an ewok and your insurance rate is going through the roof. Bummer.Arts & AnimationRobot,Chicken,Speeder,AccidentTue, 31 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85743/Flying-Robot-Bird.htmlA plane that moves like a bird speaks to the imagination of mankind since time immemorial. Here's a ornithopter making a test flight and it works, which is incredible. Now they just need to build one big enough to carry people.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85743/Flying-Robot-Bird.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85743.jpgFlying Robot BirdA plane that moves like a bird speaks to the imagination of mankind since time immemorial. Here's a ornithopter making a test flight and it works, which is incredible. Now they just need to build one big enough to carry people.EntertainmentFlying,Robot,BirdWed, 23 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84778/Asimo-The-Awesome-Hopscotch-Robot.htmlAfter years & years of multi-billion dollar research the Honda company is finally able to show of the fruits of it's labors. A robot that can play a mean game of hopscotch. I still reckon it's a midget in a robot suit!?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84778/Asimo-The-Awesome-Hopscotch-Robot.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84778.jpgAsimo The Awesome Hopscotch RobotAfter years & years of multi-billion dollar research the Honda company is finally able to show of the fruits of it's labors. A robot that can play a mean game of hopscotch. I still reckon it's a midget in a robot suit!?EntertainmentAsimo,The,Awesome,Hopscotch,RobotWed, 16 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84661/ASIMO-the-Humanoid-Robot.htmlThis is Honda's latest robot model and soon when the singularity hits he'll steal your job, your wife, your life. It all starts with him being able to walks down stairs and dance on one foot, next thing you know you'll be enslaved to his kind.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84661/ASIMO-the-Humanoid-Robot.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84661.jpgASIMO the Humanoid RobotThis is Honda's latest robot model and soon when the singularity hits he'll steal your job, your wife, your life. It all starts with him being able to walks down stairs and dance on one foot, next thing you know you'll be enslaved to his kind.EntertainmentASIMO,the,Humanoid,RobotMon, 07 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84514/Spherical-Flying-Robot.htmlThis awesome flying thing was developed by the Japanese Ministry of Defense, so maybe the streets of Tokyo will be filled with these things policing the city of neon. All they need now is a RoboCopy-type voice to say "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84514/Spherical-Flying-Robot.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84514.jpgSpherical Flying RobotThis awesome flying thing was developed by the Japanese Ministry of Defense, so maybe the streets of Tokyo will be filled with these things policing the city of neon. All they need now is a RoboCopy-type voice to say "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."EntertainmentSpherical,Flying,RobotTue, 13 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83607/Robot-Band-Covers-The-Beautiful-People.htmlFactoid: This program can not be run through operating systems later than Windows 2000. Otherwise, the robots will reject the program for fear of looking uncool. Even automated bands have standards.Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-83607/Robot-Band-Covers-The-Beautiful-People.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83607.jpgRobot Band Covers "The Beautiful People"Factoid: This program can not be run through operating systems later than Windows 2000. Otherwise, the robots will reject the program for fear of looking uncool. Even automated bands have standards.MusicRobot,Band,Covers,The,Beautiful,PeopleTue, 16 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83283/The-REAL-Wall-E-Robot.htmlIt was just a matter of time. Now, DJ Sures has stepped up to the challenge using the EZ-B Robot Controller and the EZ-Builder Robot Control Software. Now all that's left to do is ravish earth and leave the little fella behind as we emigrate to the cosmos.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83283/The-REAL-Wall-E-Robot.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83283.jpgThe REAL Wall-E RobotIt was just a matter of time. Now, DJ Sures has stepped up to the challenge using the EZ-B Robot Controller and the EZ-Builder Robot Control Software. Now all that's left to do is ravish earth and leave the little fella behind as we emigrate to the cosmos.EntertainmentThe,REAL,Wall-E,RobotMon, 01 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83071/Robot-Love.htmlThis dude has just become my new all-time HERO! His idea for scoring with chicks is almost genius, he just needs to iron out one minor flaw though, as failure to clear up this little problem could mean he will end up terminated. FAIL!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-83071/Robot-Love.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83071.jpgRobot LoveThis dude has just become my new all-time HERO! His idea for scoring with chicks is almost genius, he just needs to iron out one minor flaw though, as failure to clear up this little problem could mean he will end up terminated. FAIL!FunnyRobot,LoveFri, 22 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81591/Baseball-Pitching-Robot.htmlThe beginning of the end? The end of the beginning? The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning? Who knows, but the pros look like they don't have much to worry about, this robot pitches like a girl with a broken arm.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-81591/Baseball-Pitching-Robot.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81591.jpgBaseball Pitching RobotThe beginning of the end? The end of the beginning? The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning? Who knows, but the pros look like they don't have much to worry about, this robot pitches like a girl with a broken arm.EntertainmentBaseball,Pitching,RobotWed, 09 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/80447/Robot-Orders-A-Scone.htmlFirst they order a scone in a cafe, next they're enslaving mankind in a giant scone making farm where from morning until midnight we're forced to do their bidding, making them cups of tea, putting cream and jam on their scones. And so it begins...Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-80447/Robot-Orders-A-Scone.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80447.jpgRobot Orders A SconeFirst they order a scone in a cafe, next they're enslaving mankind in a giant scone making farm where from morning until midnight we're forced to do their bidding, making them cups of tea, putting cream and jam on their scones. And so it begins...EntertainmentRobot,Orders,SconeSun, 23 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/80132/Kinect-Robot-FTW.htmlXbox Kinect might be totally useless for playing video games with but the homebrew applications for it are just getting cooler and cooler. This guy links his to an Transformers toy and turns it into a tiny robotic "mini-me".How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-80132/Kinect-Robot-FTW.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80132.jpgKinect Robot FTW!Xbox Kinect might be totally useless for playing video games with but the homebrew applications for it are just getting cooler and cooler. This guy links his to an Transformers toy and turns it into a tiny robotic "mini-me".How ToKinect,Robot,FTWTue, 28 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/78004/Sushi-Robot-Arm.htmlOMFG, it's a disembodied arm that's come back from the dead to strangle our children & fondle our girlfriends!! No, ignore me, it's just a robotic arm that can make sushi. Phew, I was about to panic. It's cool, but can it fap me off?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-78004/Sushi-Robot-Arm.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78004.jpgSushi Robot ArmOMFG, it's a disembodied arm that's come back from the dead to strangle our children & fondle our girlfriends!! No, ignore me, it's just a robotic arm that can make sushi. Phew, I was about to panic. It's cool, but can it fap me off?EntertainmentSushi,Robot,ArmFri, 24 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/77951/LEGO-Robot-Happy-Finish.htmlIf Skynet was made from LEGO we wouldn't get all nostalgic for it when it came and stole out children and fed them to a giant cyborg. Anyway you could always try and placate them with a happy finish. You might feel dirty afterwards, but it for the benefit of mankind.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-77951/LEGO-Robot-Happy-Finish.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77951.jpgLEGO Robot Happy FinishIf Skynet was made from LEGO we wouldn't get all nostalgic for it when it came and stole out children and fed them to a giant cyborg. Anyway you could always try and placate them with a happy finish. You might feel dirty afterwards, but it for the benefit of mankind.EntertainmentLEGO,Robot,HappY,FinishSun, 19 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/77837/Robot-Band.htmlWe have a snapshot of the future here. First, humans will become obsolete in the workplace as robots materialize as a far cheaper, more efficient option. Machines don’t need a fag break or have to go on facebook. They don’t bicker and whine. It just makes sense.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-77837/Robot-Band.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77837.jpgRobot BandWe have a snapshot of the future here. First, humans will become obsolete in the workplace as robots materialize as a far cheaper, more efficient option. Machines don’t need a fag break or have to go on facebook. They don’t bicker and whine. It just makes sense.EntertainmentRobot,BandTue, 01 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/75917/Robot-Dancing-FTW.htmlWe've all seen people do the 'Robor dance', but have you ever seen an actyual robot dancs? Whats more is they even have their own competition. I wonder if Arnie had any dance moves in Terminator - WTF?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-75917/Robot-Dancing-FTW.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75917.jpgRobot Dancing FTW!We've all seen people do the 'Robor dance', but have you ever seen an actyual robot dancs? Whats more is they even have their own competition. I wonder if Arnie had any dance moves in Terminator - WTF?EntertainmentRobot,Dancing,FTWWed, 28 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/75305/Robot-Nookie-FTW.htmlThis dude has just become my new all-time HERO! His idea for scoring with chicks is almost genius, he just needs to iron out one minor flaw though, as failure to clear up this little problem could mean he will end up terminated - LMAO!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-75305/Robot-Nookie-FTW.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75305.jpgRobot Nookie FTW!This dude has just become my new all-time HERO! His idea for scoring with chicks is almost genius, he just needs to iron out one minor flaw though, as failure to clear up this little problem could mean he will end up terminated - LMAO!FunnyRobot,Nookie,FTWWed, 28 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/75289/Creepy-Robot-Mouth-Trololo-WTF.htmlI’m surprised that with this much awesome my monitor hasn’t exploded and shattered into a thousand pieces - However if I saw this thing coming towards me, I would shit a brick and then use that brick to beat this monstrosity to death.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-75289/Creepy-Robot-Mouth-Trololo-WTF.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75289.jpgCreepy Robot Mouth Trololo - WTF!?!I’m surprised that with this much awesome my monitor hasn’t exploded and shattered into a thousand pieces - However if I saw this thing coming towards me, I would shit a brick and then use that brick to beat this monstrosity to death.FunnyCreepy,Robot,Mouth,Trololo,WTFSat, 17 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/75093/Robot-Fighting-Tournament.htmlIt's robots: FIGHTING!!!!!! YES! Nothing could go wrong, there's no way they could become sentient, $rise up from their enslavement and destroy their makers before replicating themselves 1000 times the size to unleash mechanical hell on downtown Tokyo. There's just no way.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-75093/Robot-Fighting-Tournament.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75093.jpgRobot Fighting TournamentIt's robots: FIGHTING!!!!!! YES! Nothing could go wrong, there's no way they could become sentient, $rise up from their enslavement and destroy their makers before replicating themselves 1000 times the size to unleash mechanical hell on downtown Tokyo. There's just no way.FunnyRobot,Fighting,TournamentMon, 22 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/74637/Robot-Girlfriend.htmlAh, a robot girlfriend, I've always wanted one of those. All my "Weird Science" fantasies come to life. As long as she doesn't go all "blade runner" and start talking glittering attack ships off the shoulder of Harrison Ford. Jeez.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-74637/Robot-Girlfriend.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74637.jpgRobot GirlfriendAh, a robot girlfriend, I've always wanted one of those. All my "Weird Science" fantasies come to life. As long as she doesn't go all "blade runner" and start talking glittering attack ships off the shoulder of Harrison Ford. Jeez.FunnyRobot,Girlfriend