<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny police - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny police - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Russian Police - &quot;Get Lucky&quot;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91789/Russian-Police-Get-Lucky.html</link><description>Meet the Russian Interior Ministry Ensemble, dressed up in their full regalia, swinging hips, singing harmonies covering one of the hits of the year. You couldn&#039;t make it up.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91789/Russian-Police-Get-Lucky.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91789.jpg</image><media:title>Russian Police - &quot;Get Lucky&quot;</media:title><media:description>Meet the Russian Interior Ministry Ensemble, dressed up in their full regalia, swinging hips, singing harmonies covering one of the hits of the year. You couldn&#039;t make it up.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Russian,Police,Get,Lucky</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91789.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>GTA V - Mount Chiliad Police Chase</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91467/GTA-V-Mount-Chiliad-Police-Chase.html</link><description>Getting chased by police in GTA V? Then get yo aiss up Mount Chiliad and out run the poe-leece and cause enough trouble until they send in the cops, copters that is which you can then take out with sticky bombs. Then rinse and repeat.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91467/GTA-V-Mount-Chiliad-Police-Chase.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91467.jpg</image><media:title>GTA V - Mount Chiliad Police Chase</media:title><media:description>Getting chased by police in GTA V? Then get yo aiss up Mount Chiliad and out run the poe-leece and cause enough trouble until they send in the cops, copters that is which you can then take out with sticky bombs. Then rinse and repeat.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>GTA,Mount,Chiliad,Police,Chase</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91467.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>First-person Motorcycle Cop Chase</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90674/First-person-Motorcycle-Cop-Chase.html</link><description>It&#039;s like a video game, but it&#039;s not a video game, it&#039;s actually happening! But we get to see it from the first person POV that is common to gamers as the motorcycle cop who&#039;s pursuing the crim films the chase from his helmetcam. Epicz.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90674/First-person-Motorcycle-Cop-Chase.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90674.jpg</image><media:title>First-person Motorcycle Cop Chase</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s like a video game, but it&#039;s not a video game, it&#039;s actually happening! But we get to see it from the first person POV that is common to gamers as the motorcycle cop who&#039;s pursuing the crim films the chase from his helmetcam. Epicz.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Firstperson,Motorcycle,Cop,Police,Chase</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90674.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Inglewood Police Chase</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89765/Inglewood-Police-Chase.html</link><description>Don&#039;t you just hate it when you&#039;re watching a police chase on TV and then the action switches from the screen to outside your window? You probably don&#039;t because it&#039;s not something that ever happens to you. But it happened to this guy, so naturally he put it on YouTube.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89765/Inglewood-Police-Chase.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89765.jpg</image><media:title>Inglewood Police Chase</media:title><media:description>Don&#039;t you just hate it when you&#039;re watching a police chase on TV and then the action switches from the screen to outside your window? You probably don&#039;t because it&#039;s not something that ever happens to you. But it happened to this guy, so naturally he put it on YouTube.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Inglewood,Police,Chase</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89765.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Human Police Siren</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89427/Human-Police-Siren.html</link><description>Give him a few years and his voice won&#039;t have the capacity to do this, but right now he&#039;s able to perfectly imitate a police siren. Which would make him the ideal policeman, he wouldn&#039;t even need a car to pull people over.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89427/Human-Police-Siren.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89427.jpg</image><media:title>Human Police Siren</media:title><media:description>Give him a few years and his voice won&#039;t have the capacity to do this, but right now he&#039;s able to perfectly imitate a police siren. Which would make him the ideal policeman, he wouldn&#039;t even need a car to pull people over.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Human,Police,Siren</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89427.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Facebook Police</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87851/Facebook-Police.html</link><description>If youre the sort of person whos reported a post on Facebook and you think it just gets logged by some uncaring computer, think again. Flagged posts get taken very seriously, very seriously indeed. They are watching you. Be afraid.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87851/Facebook-Police.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87851.jpg</image><media:title>Facebook Police</media:title><media:description>If youre the sort of person whos reported a post on Facebook and you think it just gets logged by some uncaring computer, think again. Flagged posts get taken very seriously, very seriously indeed. They are watching you. Be afraid.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Facebook,Police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87851.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Adam Buxton Does NWA – Help The Police</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86290/Adam-Buxton-Does-NWA-Help-The-Police.html</link><description>Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86290/Adam-Buxton-Does-NWA-Help-The-Police.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86290.jpg</image><media:title>Adam Buxton Does NWA – Help The Police</media:title><media:description>Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Adam,Buxton,Does,NWA,Help,The,Police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86290.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Police Cute-ality</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83894/Police-Cute-ality.html</link><description>If the cops looked liked this we&#039;d all be fighting each other to get arrested. But there&#039;s just no way that they&#039;d ever wear a uniform as impractical as this. For starters, where would they keep the handcuffs?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83894/Police-Cute-ality.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83894.jpg</image><media:title>Police Cute-ality</media:title><media:description>If the cops looked liked this we&#039;d all be fighting each other to get arrested. But there&#039;s just no way that they&#039;d ever wear a uniform as impractical as this. For starters, where would they keep the handcuffs?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Police,Cute-ality</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83894.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Russian Police</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83375/Russian-Police.html</link><description>Meanwhile, over in Russia... it seems they&#039;re decades ahead with regards the robot revolution, and now they&#039;re policing their highways with mechanical officers. Although there&#039;s something a little suspect about him...</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83375/Russian-Police.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83375.jpg</image><media:title>Russian Police</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/83375.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="28" height="640" width="360" /><media:description>Meanwhile, over in Russia... it seems they&#039;re decades ahead with regards the robot revolution, and now they&#039;re policing their highways with mechanical officers. Although there&#039;s something a little suspect about him...</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Russian,Police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83375.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>NWA Day – “Help The Police”</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83198/NWA-Day-Help-The-Police.html</link><description>The tide has turned, in these end days, it’s no longer cool to hate the police. That was so 1988. Get with the 21st century. It’s now the cool thing to help out your local constabulary.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83198/NWA-Day-Help-The-Police.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83198.jpg</image><media:title>NWA Day – “Help The Police”</media:title><media:description>The tide has turned, in these end days, it’s no longer cool to hate the police. That was so 1988. Get with the 21st century. It’s now the cool thing to help out your local constabulary.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>NWA,Day,Help,The,Police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83198.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Breaking the Law GTA-Style</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82050/Breaking-the-Law-GTA-Style.html</link><description>This guy gets pulled over, denies all accusations, quick skirmish, then he jumps in the cop&#039;s car and he&#039;s off down the road. Call him mint sauce because he&#039;s going on the lamb. Then he crashes and it&#039;s all over. GTA much?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82050/Breaking-the-Law-GTA-Style.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82050.jpg</image><media:title>Breaking the Law GTA-Style</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/82050.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="248" height="640" width="360" /><media:description>This guy gets pulled over, denies all accusations, quick skirmish, then he jumps in the cop&#039;s car and he&#039;s off down the road. Call him mint sauce because he&#039;s going on the lamb. Then he crashes and it&#039;s all over. GTA much?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Stealing,Police,Cars</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82050.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Hawt Police Cute-ality</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81145/Hawt-Police-Cute-ality.html</link><description>If the cops looked liked this we&#039;d all be fighting each other to get arrested. But there&#039;s just no way that they&#039;d ever wear a uniform as impractical as this. For starters, where would they keep the handcuffs?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81145/Hawt-Police-Cute-ality.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81145.jpg</image><media:title>Hawt Police Cute-ality</media:title><media:description>If the cops looked liked this we&#039;d all be fighting each other to get arrested. But there&#039;s just no way that they&#039;d ever wear a uniform as impractical as this. For starters, where would they keep the handcuffs?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Hawt,Police,Cute-ality</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81145.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Car Chick Police Chase Fail!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79922/Car-Chick-Police-Chase-Fail.html</link><description>It just doesn&#039;t get much better as this lady demonstrates, she&#039;s giving the &#039;Chick&#039;s Can&#039;t Drive&#039; society a perfect endorsement - Involved in a police chase, burning rubber in a hawt Camaro, but strangely going NOWHERE - WTF!?!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79922/Car-Chick-Police-Chase-Fail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79922.jpg</image><media:title>Car Chick Police Chase Fail!</media:title><media:description>It just doesn&#039;t get much better as this lady demonstrates, she&#039;s giving the &#039;Chick&#039;s Can&#039;t Drive&#039; society a perfect endorsement - Involved in a police chase, burning rubber in a hawt Camaro, but strangely going NOWHERE - WTF!?!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Car,Chick,Police,Chase,Fail</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79922.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Criminal Mastermind Escapes Police</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79581/Criminal-Mastermind-Escapes-Police.html</link><description>The Brazilian cops perform an epic FAIL with a very important prisoner - Cue samba version of &quot;The Benny Hill Show&quot; theme song. Who left that pesky window open anyway?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79581/Criminal-Mastermind-Escapes-Police.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79581.jpg</image><media:title>Criminal Mastermind Escapes Police</media:title><media:description>The Brazilian cops perform an epic FAIL with a very important prisoner - Cue samba version of &quot;The Benny Hill Show&quot; theme song. Who left that pesky window open anyway?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Criminal,Mastermind,Escapes,from,Police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79581.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Pink Dildo Police Assault</title><link>http://www.abum.com/78454/Pink-Dildo-Police-Assault.html</link><description>You know sometimes you&#039;re drunk, you&#039;re angry because you&#039;re drunk and you&#039;ve lost all your friends after you necked that fifth shot of tequila in a row. And then some cop comes along and starts bumming you out. Only thing to do is whip out that pink dildo and get him.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78454/Pink-Dildo-Police-Assault.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78454.jpg</image><media:title>Pink Dildo Police Assault</media:title><media:description>You know sometimes you&#039;re drunk, you&#039;re angry because you&#039;re drunk and you&#039;ve lost all your friends after you necked that fifth shot of tequila in a row. And then some cop comes along and starts bumming you out. Only thing to do is whip out that pink dildo and get him.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Pink,Dildo,Police,Assault</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78454.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Police Chase Flaming Bus</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77846/Police-Chase-Flaming-Bus.html</link><description>Police chase this flaming, stolen bus for blocks. Newsflash, guys. You&#039;ve got cars. You don&#039;t need to catch the bus.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77846/Police-Chase-Flaming-Bus.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77846.jpg</image><media:title>Police Chase Flaming Bus</media:title><media:description>Police chase this flaming, stolen bus for blocks. Newsflash, guys. You&#039;ve got cars. You don&#039;t need to catch the bus.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Police,Chase,Flaming,Bus</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77846.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Pervy Russian Police</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76807/Pervy-Russian-Police.html</link><description>In Soviet Russiaz the police ogle you! It&#039;s good to see the police getting their priorities right. Just out of shot there was probably an old lady being gang raped by bears or something. But hey, there&#039;s two hot chicks. Woohoo!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76807/Pervy-Russian-Police.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76807.jpg</image><media:title>Pervy Russian Police</media:title><media:description>In Soviet Russiaz the police ogle you! 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He can&#039;t walk around any of the nicer neighborhoods without this happening!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76076/Florida-Police-Handcuff-Alligator.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76076.jpg</image><media:title>Florida Police Handcuff Alligator</media:title><media:description>This poor croc is experiencing some severe racial discrimination - Honestly, this walking handbag has every right to feel a little offended. He can&#039;t walk around any of the nicer neighborhoods without this happening!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Florida,Police,Handcuff,Alligator</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76076.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Dogs Attack Police Patrol Car - OMG!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74834/Dogs-Attack-Police-Patrol-Car-OMG.html</link><description>Just remember, they may look all cute &amp; cuddly, but if you are a cop then that&#039;s what dogs do to the cars that they actually catch. These hounds can really chew into metal - WTF!?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74834/Dogs-Attack-Police-Patrol-Car-OMG.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74834.jpg</image><media:title>Dogs Attack Police Patrol Car - OMG!</media:title><media:description>Just remember, they may look all cute &amp; cuddly, but if you are a cop then that&#039;s what dogs do to the cars that they actually catch. These hounds can really chew into metal - WTF!?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Dogs,Attack,Police,Patrol,Car,OMG</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74834.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Police Officer Cheats Death - OMG!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74771/Police-Officer-Cheats-Death-OMG.html</link><description>The police officer in the back avoided being sandwiched between the van and the Cadillac by less than twelve inches. The officer that was hit luckily only suffered minor bruises.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74771/Police-Officer-Cheats-Death-OMG.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74771.jpg</image><media:title>Police Officer Cheats Death - OMG!</media:title><media:description>The police officer in the back avoided being sandwiched between the van and the Cadillac by less than twelve inches. The officer that was hit luckily only suffered minor bruises.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Police,Officer,Cheats,Death,OMG</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74771.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>