<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny police - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny police - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Adam Buxton Does NWA – Help The Police</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86290/Adam-Buxton-Does-NWA-Help-The-Police.html</link><description>Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86290/Adam-Buxton-Does-NWA-Help-The-Police.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86290.jpg</image><media:title>Adam Buxton Does NWA – Help The Police</media:title><media:description>Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Adam,Buxton,Does,NWA,Help,The,Police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86290.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Police Cute-ality</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83894/Police-Cute-ality.html</link><description>If the cops looked liked this we&#039;d all be fighting each other to get arrested. But there&#039;s just no way that they&#039;d ever wear a uniform as impractical as this. For starters, where would they keep the handcuffs?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83894/Police-Cute-ality.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83894.jpg</image><media:title>Police Cute-ality</media:title><media:description>If the cops looked liked this we&#039;d all be fighting each other to get arrested. But there&#039;s just no way that they&#039;d ever wear a uniform as impractical as this. For starters, where would they keep the handcuffs?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Police,Cute-ality</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83894.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Russian Police</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83375/Russian-Police.html</link><description>Meanwhile, over in Russia... it seems they&#039;re decades ahead with regards the robot revolution, and now they&#039;re policing their highways with mechanical officers. Although there&#039;s something a little suspect about him...</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83375/Russian-Police.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83375.jpg</image><media:title>Russian Police</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/83375.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="28" height="640" width="360" /><media:description>Meanwhile, over in Russia... it seems they&#039;re decades ahead with regards the robot revolution, and now they&#039;re policing their highways with mechanical officers. Although there&#039;s something a little suspect about him...</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Russian,Police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83375.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>NWA Day – “Help The Police”</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83198/NWA-Day-Help-The-Police.html</link><description>The tide has turned, in these end days, it’s no longer cool to hate the police. That was so 1988. Get with the 21st century. It’s now the cool thing to help out your local constabulary.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83198/NWA-Day-Help-The-Police.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83198.jpg</image><media:title>NWA Day – “Help The Police”</media:title><media:description>The tide has turned, in these end days, it’s no longer cool to hate the police. That was so 1988. Get with the 21st century. It’s now the cool thing to help out your local constabulary.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>NWA,Day,Help,The,Police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83198.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Breaking the Law GTA-Style</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82050/Breaking-the-Law-GTA-Style.html</link><description>This guy gets pulled over, denies all accusations, quick skirmish, then he jumps in the cop&#039;s car and he&#039;s off down the road. Call him mint sauce because he&#039;s going on the lamb. Then he crashes and it&#039;s all over. GTA much?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82050/Breaking-the-Law-GTA-Style.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82050.jpg</image><media:title>Breaking the Law GTA-Style</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/82050.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="248" height="640" width="360" /><media:description>This guy gets pulled over, denies all accusations, quick skirmish, then he jumps in the cop&#039;s car and he&#039;s off down the road. Call him mint sauce because he&#039;s going on the lamb. Then he crashes and it&#039;s all over. GTA much?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Stealing,Police,Cars</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82050.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Hawt Police Cute-ality</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81145/Hawt-Police-Cute-ality.html</link><description>If the cops looked liked this we&#039;d all be fighting each other to get arrested. But there&#039;s just no way that they&#039;d ever wear a uniform as impractical as this. For starters, where would they keep the handcuffs?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81145/Hawt-Police-Cute-ality.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81145.jpg</image><media:title>Hawt Police Cute-ality</media:title><media:description>If the cops looked liked this we&#039;d all be fighting each other to get arrested. But there&#039;s just no way that they&#039;d ever wear a uniform as impractical as this. For starters, where would they keep the handcuffs?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Hawt,Police,Cute-ality</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81145.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Car Chick Police Chase Fail!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79922/Car-Chick-Police-Chase-Fail.html</link><description>It just doesn&#039;t get much better as this lady demonstrates, she&#039;s giving the &#039;Chick&#039;s Can&#039;t Drive&#039; society a perfect endorsement - Involved in a police chase, burning rubber in a hawt Camaro, but strangely going NOWHERE - WTF!?!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79922/Car-Chick-Police-Chase-Fail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79922.jpg</image><media:title>Car Chick Police Chase Fail!</media:title><media:description>It just doesn&#039;t get much better as this lady demonstrates, she&#039;s giving the &#039;Chick&#039;s Can&#039;t Drive&#039; society a perfect endorsement - Involved in a police chase, burning rubber in a hawt Camaro, but strangely going NOWHERE - WTF!?!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Car,Chick,Police,Chase,Fail</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79922.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Criminal Mastermind Escapes Police</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79581/Criminal-Mastermind-Escapes-Police.html</link><description>The Brazilian cops perform an epic FAIL with a very important prisoner - Cue samba version of &quot;The Benny Hill Show&quot; theme song. Who left that pesky window open anyway?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79581/Criminal-Mastermind-Escapes-Police.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79581.jpg</image><media:title>Criminal Mastermind Escapes Police</media:title><media:description>The Brazilian cops perform an epic FAIL with a very important prisoner - Cue samba version of &quot;The Benny Hill Show&quot; theme song. Who left that pesky window open anyway?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Criminal,Mastermind,Escapes,from,Police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79581.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Pink Dildo Police Assault</title><link>http://www.abum.com/78454/Pink-Dildo-Police-Assault.html</link><description>You know sometimes you&#039;re drunk, you&#039;re angry because you&#039;re drunk and you&#039;ve lost all your friends after you necked that fifth shot of tequila in a row. And then some cop comes along and starts bumming you out. Only thing to do is whip out that pink dildo and get him.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78454/Pink-Dildo-Police-Assault.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78454.jpg</image><media:title>Pink Dildo Police Assault</media:title><media:description>You know sometimes you&#039;re drunk, you&#039;re angry because you&#039;re drunk and you&#039;ve lost all your friends after you necked that fifth shot of tequila in a row. And then some cop comes along and starts bumming you out. Only thing to do is whip out that pink dildo and get him.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Pink,Dildo,Police,Assault</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78454.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Police Chase Flaming Bus</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77846/Police-Chase-Flaming-Bus.html</link><description>Police chase this flaming, stolen bus for blocks. Newsflash, guys. You&#039;ve got cars. You don&#039;t need to catch the bus.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77846/Police-Chase-Flaming-Bus.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77846.jpg</image><media:title>Police Chase Flaming Bus</media:title><media:description>Police chase this flaming, stolen bus for blocks. Newsflash, guys. You&#039;ve got cars. You don&#039;t need to catch the bus.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Police,Chase,Flaming,Bus</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77846.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Pervy Russian Police</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76807/Pervy-Russian-Police.html</link><description>In Soviet Russiaz the police ogle you! It&#039;s good to see the police getting their priorities right. Just out of shot there was probably an old lady being gang raped by bears or something. But hey, there&#039;s two hot chicks. Woohoo!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76807/Pervy-Russian-Police.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76807.jpg</image><media:title>Pervy Russian Police</media:title><media:description>In Soviet Russiaz the police ogle you! It&#039;s good to see the police getting their priorities right. Just out of shot there was probably an old lady being gang raped by bears or something. But hey, there&#039;s two hot chicks. Woohoo!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Pervy,Russian,Police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76807.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Florida Police Handcuff Alligator</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76076/Florida-Police-Handcuff-Alligator.html</link><description>This poor croc is experiencing some severe racial discrimination - Honestly, this walking handbag has every right to feel a little offended. He can&#039;t walk around any of the nicer neighborhoods without this happening!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76076/Florida-Police-Handcuff-Alligator.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76076.jpg</image><media:title>Florida Police Handcuff Alligator</media:title><media:description>This poor croc is experiencing some severe racial discrimination - Honestly, this walking handbag has every right to feel a little offended. He can&#039;t walk around any of the nicer neighborhoods without this happening!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Florida,Police,Handcuff,Alligator</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76076.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Dogs Attack Police Patrol Car - OMG!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74834/Dogs-Attack-Police-Patrol-Car-OMG.html</link><description>Just remember, they may look all cute &amp; cuddly, but if you are a cop then that&#039;s what dogs do to the cars that they actually catch. These hounds can really chew into metal - WTF!?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74834/Dogs-Attack-Police-Patrol-Car-OMG.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74834.jpg</image><media:title>Dogs Attack Police Patrol Car - OMG!</media:title><media:description>Just remember, they may look all cute &amp; cuddly, but if you are a cop then that&#039;s what dogs do to the cars that they actually catch. These hounds can really chew into metal - WTF!?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Dogs,Attack,Police,Patrol,Car,OMG</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74834.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Police Officer Cheats Death - OMG!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74771/Police-Officer-Cheats-Death-OMG.html</link><description>The police officer in the back avoided being sandwiched between the van and the Cadillac by less than twelve inches. The officer that was hit luckily only suffered minor bruises.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74771/Police-Officer-Cheats-Death-OMG.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74771.jpg</image><media:title>Police Officer Cheats Death - OMG!</media:title><media:description>The police officer in the back avoided being sandwiched between the van and the Cadillac by less than twelve inches. The officer that was hit luckily only suffered minor bruises.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Police,Officer,Cheats,Death,OMG</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74771.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Polish Police Rip Criminal Through Door</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74237/Polish-Police-Rip-Criminal-Through-Door.html</link><description>Bad boys, bad boys: what you gonna do? What you gonna do when the Polish police come for you? Don&#039;t hide behind the door.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74237/Polish-Police-Rip-Criminal-Through-Door.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74237.jpg</image><media:title>Polish Police Rip Criminal Through Door</media:title><media:description>Bad boys, bad boys: what you gonna do? What you gonna do when the Polish police come for you? Don&#039;t hide behind the door.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Polish,Police,Rip,Criminal,Through,Door</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74237.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Awesome Music Video</title><link>http://www.abum.com/73001/Awesome-Music-Video.html</link><description>A japanese music full of recursive anime and persistent policemen!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73001/Awesome-Music-Video.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73001.jpg</image><media:title>Awesome Music Video</media:title><media:description>A japanese music full of recursive anime and persistent policemen!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>japanese,music,video,cool,weird,funny,chase,police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73001.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Police In Action - WTF!?!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/72646/Police-In-Action-WTF.html</link><description>It&#039;s good to see some highly trained professionals expertly displaying their abilities and competence, so it&#039;s a shame there are none in this clip, only bumbling amateurs; where did they train? The Chief Wiggum School of Policing? LMAO</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-72646/Police-In-Action-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72646.jpg</image><media:title>Police In Action - WTF!?!</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s good to see some highly trained professionals expertly displaying their abilities and competence, so it&#039;s a shame there are none in this clip, only bumbling amateurs; where did they train? The Chief Wiggum School of Policing? 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Well you need not wonder any more cos this is the answer you have been searching for.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-69549/The-Lost-Police-Academy.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69549.jpg</image><media:title>The Lost Police Academy</media:title><media:description>Did you ever wonder what happened to the classic actors and actresses of the movies Police Academy? Well you need not wonder any more cos this is the answer you have been searching for.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>The,Lost,Police,Academy</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69549.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:52:59 -0800</pubDate><title>Very Stupid Police Action</title><link>http://www.abum.com/69331/Very-Stupid-Police-Action.html</link><description>Another possible Darwin Award winner.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-69331/Very-Stupid-Police-Action.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69331.jpg</image><media:title>Very Stupid Police Action</media:title><media:description>Another possible Darwin Award winner.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Very,Stupid,Police,Action</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69331.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
