<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny player - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny player - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Awesome Ruler Player</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77551/Awesome-Ruler-Player.html</link><description>This musical genius is astonishing! Not only can he play the most difficult of all instruments, he can play metric AND standard. 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