<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny pitch - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny pitch - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Pitch Dogs</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86406/Pitch-Dogs.html</link><description>Is there anything that our pets can&#039;t do if they put their mind to it? The dog&#039;s owner plays a tune on her whistle then the dogs match it using the keyboard. 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