<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny pick - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny pick - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>How (not) To Pick Up Girls On A Train</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85077/How-not-To-Pick-Up-Girls-On-A-Train.html</link><description>If you are currently using the method for picking up girls then i&#039;m sure your results may vary-- but my guess is that the outcome will likely be exactly the same as this dude. 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