<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny perfect - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny perfect - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Perfect Timing</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86472/Perfect-Timing.html</link><description>Capturing an exact moment in a photo sometimes yields totally different results than at first expected, when something in total action mode gets frozen in time some very interesting outcomes can happen that are awesome!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86472/Perfect-Timing.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86472.jpg</image><media:title>Perfect Timing</media:title><media:description>Capturing an exact moment in a photo sometimes yields totally different results than at first expected, when something in total action mode gets frozen in time some very interesting outcomes can happen that are awesome!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Perfect,Timing</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86472.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Perfect Advertising</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86403/Perfect-Advertising.html</link><description>A fine lesson on how to sell a product, you&#039;ll need a blonde, a cute one, make sure she&#039;s jiggling about in her underwear to some like-minded music and then gently flaunt whatever product you need to sell. 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