<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny paris - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny paris - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Paris&#039; Homeless Bodybuilder</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94078/Paris-Homeless-Bodybuilder.html</link><description>If you needed any motivation to get your lazy ass down the gym, then this guy should serve as all you need—his name is Jacques Sayagh and he lives on the streets of Paris, but even though he&#039;s homeless he still finds the energy to body build.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94078/Paris-Homeless-Bodybuilder.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94078.jpg</image><media:title>Paris&#039; Homeless Bodybuilder</media:title><media:description>If you needed any motivation to get your lazy ass down the gym, then this guy should serve as all you need—his name is Jacques Sayagh and he lives on the streets of Paris, but even though he&#039;s homeless he still finds the energy to body build.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Paris,Homeless,Bodybuilder</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94078.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Guy Skates Paris Metro System</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93784/Guy-Skates-Paris-Metro-System.html</link><description>If you happened upon this guy on your commute home you&#039;d probably hate him and think he was an idiot, but watching him do it on video is awesome.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93784/Guy-Skates-Paris-Metro-System.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93784.jpg</image><media:title>Guy Skates Paris Metro System</media:title><media:description>If you happened upon this guy on your commute home you&#039;d probably hate him and think he was an idiot, but watching him do it on video is awesome.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Guy,Skates,Paris,Metro,System</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93784.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Making Out Like It&#039;s F*cking Paris</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90698/Making-Out-Like-It-s-F-cking-Paris.html</link><description>Oh man, it makes you mad, don&#039;t it just? 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