<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny pants - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny pants - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Thank The Lord For Yoga Pants</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86994/Thank-The-Lord-For-Yoga-Pants.html</link><description>If you ever wanted a better reason to take up an ancient Indian spiritual discipline then take a look at these cuties in Yoga pants practicing this sacred ritual. 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Scaring your sleeping boyfriend whilst wearing a gorilla mask might induce flashbacks to that one night stand he had three years ago. The one all his friends have agreed never to speak of again - LMAO!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78652/Sleeping-Boyfriend-Craps-His-Pants.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78652.jpg</image><media:title>Sleeping Boyfriend Craps His Pants</media:title><media:description>Girlfriend ALERT!!! Scaring your sleeping boyfriend whilst wearing a gorilla mask might induce flashbacks to that one night stand he had three years ago. 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