<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny paintball - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny paintball - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Largest Paintball Battle</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91070/Largest-Paintball-Battle.html</link><description>2,000 Paintball players battled it out in the largest two day paintball event in the world ever. And it&#039;s been filmed for our entertainment so we can watch this mass of people shoot the crap out of each other and get covered in paint.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91070/Largest-Paintball-Battle.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91070.jpg</image><media:title>Largest Paintball Battle</media:title><media:description>2,000 Paintball players battled it out in the largest two day paintball event in the world ever. And it&#039;s been filmed for our entertainment so we can watch this mass of people shoot the crap out of each other and get covered in paint.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Largest,Paintball,Battle</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91070.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Paintball Minigun</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88379/Paintball-Minigun.html</link><description>Admit it; you want one. I totally do. In fact, I want 3. 2 to dual wield and one for Sunday best. Now that I think about it I might have another one that I just use for decorating purposes...</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88379/Paintball-Minigun.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88379.jpg</image><media:title>Paintball Minigun</media:title><media:description>Admit it; you want one. I totally do. In fact, I want 3. 2 to dual wield and one for Sunday best. Now that I think about it I might have another one that I just use for decorating purposes...</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Paintball,Minigun</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88379.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Paintball Warfare - Epic Paintball Battle</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87421/Paintball-Warfare-Epic-Paintball-Battle.html</link><description>Parachutes, armoured 4x4s, people in trenches, motorbikes -- this truly is an epic paintball battle, although it looks more like a staged film scene than an actual paintball fight, but who&#039;s complaining when it looks this good.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87421/Paintball-Warfare-Epic-Paintball-Battle.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87421.jpg</image><media:title>Paintball Warfare - Epic Paintball Battle</media:title><media:description>Parachutes, armoured 4x4s, people in trenches, motorbikes -- this truly is an epic paintball battle, although it looks more like a staged film scene than an actual paintball fight, but who&#039;s complaining when it looks this good.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Paintball,Warfare,Epic,Battle</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87421.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Excited About A Paintball Gun</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87195/Excited-About-A-Paintball-Gun.html</link><description>I guess simple things please simple minds, or maybe she broke her old one? Either way, she&#039;s totally stoked to receive a paintball gun as a graduation gift? I bet it was her family&#039;s way of saying, &#039;Have you considered a career in fast food?&#039;</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87195/Excited-About-A-Paintball-Gun.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87195.jpg</image><media:title>Excited About A Paintball Gun</media:title><media:description>I guess simple things please simple minds, or maybe she broke her old one? Either way, she&#039;s totally stoked to receive a paintball gun as a graduation gift? 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