http://www.abum.com/Funny off - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comTue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87235/Lamborghini-Show-Off-Fail.htmlThe need for speed comes at a VERY expensive price! The funny thing about Lamborghini owners is that most of them don't really have a clue on how to drive their cars well, especially in America.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87235/Lamborghini-Show-Off-Fail.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87235.jpgLamborghini Show Off FailThe need for speed comes at a VERY expensive price! The funny thing about Lamborghini owners is that most of them don't really have a clue on how to drive their cars well, especially in America.EntertainmentLamborghini,Show,Off,FailWed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87168/Lay-Off-The-Fries-Ladies.htmlSometimes temptation can become too much for some people. If your current girlfriend is slim, active and only eats one salad leaf a day - respect her - it takes a lot of will-power to avoid the lure of burgers & fries as these relapses reveal.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87168/Lay-Off-The-Fries-Ladies.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87168.jpgLay Off The Fries Ladies!Sometimes temptation can become too much for some people. If your current girlfriend is slim, active and only eats one salad leaf a day - respect her - it takes a lot of will-power to avoid the lure of burgers & fries as these relapses reveal.EntertainmentLay,Off,The,Fries,LadiesSun, 01 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86636/Cat-Fights-Off-Dog-With-Lightsaber.htmlAs if cats haven't got enough going for them, with their claws and nine lives and charmed lifestyles, now this cat gets to whip out a lighsaber to fend off a doggy who's trying to play with him. Obi Meow Kenobi.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86636/Cat-Fights-Off-Dog-With-Lightsaber.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86636.jpgCat Fights Off Dog With LightsaberAs if cats haven't got enough going for them, with their claws and nine lives and charmed lifestyles, now this cat gets to whip out a lighsaber to fend off a doggy who's trying to play with him. Obi Meow Kenobi.EntertainmentCat,Fights,Off,Dog,With,LightsaberThu, 09 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85900/Snowboard-Flip-Off-Moving-Truck.htmlFlipping over on a snowboard is impressive enough, but doing it off a moving truck just ups the ante.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85900/Snowboard-Flip-Off-Moving-Truck.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85900.jpgSnowboard Flip Off Moving TruckFlipping over on a snowboard is impressive enough, but doing it off a moving truck just ups the ante.FunnySnowboard,Flip,Off,Moving,TruckThu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85797/Manhole-Cover-Blows-Off.htmlIt looks like someone in America flushed the biggest turd ever crapped down the pan and this is what happened in China. The USA is still paying compensation. Or maybe it was an idiot putting a powerful firework down a manhole?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85797/Manhole-Cover-Blows-Off.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85797.jpgManhole Cover Blows OffIt looks like someone in America flushed the biggest turd ever crapped down the pan and this is what happened in China. The USA is still paying compensation. Or maybe it was an idiot putting a powerful firework down a manhole?EntertainmentManhole,Cover,Blows,OffTue, 31 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85762/Matthew-s-Day-Off-Extended-Version.htmlRemember that Matthew Broderick/Ferris Bueller' tease out about two days ago? Turns out it was a Super Bowl spot for Honda that pays homage to the great school-skipper. So not a sequel, but instead a chance to see Broderick whore himself out on the back of his most famous movie role. Sweet.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-85762/Matthew-s-Day-Off-Extended-Version.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85762.jpg"Matthew's Day Off" Extended VersionRemember that Matthew Broderick/Ferris Bueller' tease out about two days ago? Turns out it was a Super Bowl spot for Honda that pays homage to the great school-skipper. So not a sequel, but instead a chance to see Broderick whore himself out on the back of his most famous movie role. Sweet.CelebsMatthews,Day,Off,Extended,VersionMon, 31 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84394/Lay-Off-The-Fries-Ladies.htmlSometimes temptation can become too much for some people. If your current girlfriend is slim, active and only eats one salad leaf a day - respect her - it takes a lot of will-power to avoid the lure of burgers & fries as these relapses reveal.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-84394/Lay-Off-The-Fries-Ladies.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84394.jpgLay Off The Fries Ladies!Sometimes temptation can become too much for some people. If your current girlfriend is slim, active and only eats one salad leaf a day - respect her - it takes a lot of will-power to avoid the lure of burgers & fries as these relapses reveal.How ToLay,Off,The,Fries,LadiesWed, 12 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84108/Dude-Makes-Crazy-Dive-Off-Hotel-Roof.html'Ok, so check out time is 11? I'll be out at 10:59' - Now this is one hell of a way to make an exit (and dodge settling your hotel bill). Somehow, i think he might just have forgotten his luggage though.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84108/Dude-Makes-Crazy-Dive-Off-Hotel-Roof.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84108.jpgDude Makes Crazy Dive Off Hotel Roof'Ok, so check out time is 11? I'll be out at 10:59' - Now this is one hell of a way to make an exit (and dodge settling your hotel bill). Somehow, i think he might just have forgotten his luggage though.EntertainmentDude,Makes,Crazy,Dive,Off,Hotel,RoofTue, 04 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83961/You-Need-to-Get-Off-Facebook.htmlThis is Ross and he's got something to say to us all. Well, he's got something to preach to us all, way from up there on his high horse. How's it looking up there Ross? Bet it's a lovely view, you can probably see for miles and miles and miles...Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83961/You-Need-to-Get-Off-Facebook.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83961.jpgYou Need to Get Off FacebookThis is Ross and he's got something to say to us all. Well, he's got something to preach to us all, way from up there on his high horse. How's it looking up there Ross? Bet it's a lovely view, you can probably see for miles and miles and miles...EntertainmentYou,Need,Get,Off,FacebookThu, 22 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83744/How-To-Piss-Off-Your-Girlfriend.htmlChicks. You can't kill them, but you can sure make them seriously pissed and want to kill you! If you're trying to find an easy way to guarantee you won't get any action tonight, this is a safe bet. At least you get a laugh at her expense!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-83744/How-To-Piss-Off-Your-Girlfriend.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83744.jpgHow To Piss Off Your GirlfriendChicks. You can't kill them, but you can sure make them seriously pissed and want to kill you! If you're trying to find an easy way to guarantee you won't get any action tonight, this is a safe bet. At least you get a laugh at her expense!FunnyHow,Piss,Off,Your,GirlfriendTue, 06 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83509/International-Douche-Off.htmlIt's a 'FailMob!' Never have so many douche-wads been caught together acting like such freakzoids at the same time. OK, these people are enjoying themselves, but come on! They need to quit the drugs & stop dressing like neon goths.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-83509/International-Douche-Off.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83509.jpgInternational Douche OffIt's a 'FailMob!' Never have so many douche-wads been caught together acting like such freakzoids at the same time. OK, these people are enjoying themselves, but come on! They need to quit the drugs & stop dressing like neon goths.FunnyInternational,Douche,OffThu, 25 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83378/Belly-Flop-Off-High-Dive.htmlThis dude learns just how important those last 90 degrees in rotation can be when jumping off the high dive.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-83378/Belly-Flop-Off-High-Dive.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83378.jpgBelly Flop Off High DiveThis dude learns just how important those last 90 degrees in rotation can be when jumping off the high dive.FunnyBelly,Flop,Off,High,DiveTue, 16 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83277/Shooting-Your-Balls-Off.htmlThis guy is having a really bad day. Gets in a fight with his girlfriend, grabs her gun, blows off some really important stuff, and now the cops are pressing charges against him for unlawful discharge of a weapon. What a ball-ache!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83277/Shooting-Your-Balls-Off.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83277.jpgShooting Your Balls OffThis guy is having a really bad day. Gets in a fight with his girlfriend, grabs her gun, blows off some really important stuff, and now the cops are pressing charges against him for unlawful discharge of a weapon. What a ball-ache!EntertainmentShooting,Your,Balls,OffFri, 22 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82928/Clever-Tear-Off-Ads.htmlTime to get creative with some home-made 'tear-off-my-number' formats. Smarter than your average ad, these designs are entertaining, eye catching and you keep them as a souvenir.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82928/Clever-Tear-Off-Ads.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82928.jpgClever Tear Off AdsTime to get creative with some home-made 'tear-off-my-number' formats. Smarter than your average ad, these designs are entertaining, eye catching and you keep them as a souvenir.FunnyClever,Tear,Off,AdsMon, 20 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82454/Ferris-Bueller-s-Day-Off-Makes-Sense.html"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it!" - Wise words from Mr. Buller, we all deserve a break and these girls show you that sometimes it's good to be left 'behind'!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-82454/Ferris-Bueller-s-Day-Off-Makes-Sense.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82454.jpgFerris Bueller's Day Off Makes Sense!"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it!" - Wise words from Mr. Buller, we all deserve a break and these girls show you that sometimes it's good to be left 'behind'!EntertainmentFerris,Buellers,Day,Off,Makes,SenseWed, 15 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82380/Chick-Backflips-Off-Cliff.htmlA cute chick jumps off a cliff but rotates a little bit too much ending her dive in a perfect backflop that you just know will smart. I just hope she hadn't been sunbathing that day - OUCH!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82380/Chick-Backflips-Off-Cliff.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82380.jpgChick Backflips Off CliffA cute chick jumps off a cliff but rotates a little bit too much ending her dive in a perfect backflop that you just know will smart. I just hope she hadn't been sunbathing that day - OUCH!FunnyChick,Backflips,Off,CliffWed, 11 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81871/Chick-Belly-Flops-Off-Cliff.htmlThis cute chick slammed her back on the water after she didn't rotate a flip enough. Her friends talk her into trying again and convince her to rotate so much she ends up belly flopping. Mega OUCH!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81871/Chick-Belly-Flops-Off-Cliff.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81871.jpgChick Belly Flops Off CliffThis cute chick slammed her back on the water after she didn't rotate a flip enough. Her friends talk her into trying again and convince her to rotate so much she ends up belly flopping. Mega OUCH!FunnyChick,Belly,Flops,Off,CliffMon, 18 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81523/Doc-Shows-Off-His-Trick-Shots.htmlNot sure how you'd feel with this joker of a doctor throwing his apparatus around instead of carefully picking it up. There's a bedside manner and then there are just manners, is it even legal for a doctor to do ether while at work? Must be.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81523/Doc-Shows-Off-His-Trick-Shots.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81523.jpgDoc Shows Off His Trick ShotsNot sure how you'd feel with this joker of a doctor throwing his apparatus around instead of carefully picking it up. There's a bedside manner and then there are just manners, is it even legal for a doctor to do ether while at work? Must be.FunnyDoc,Shows,Off,His,Trick,ShotsThu, 17 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81040/Fat-Kid-Vs-Skinny-Kid-Dance-Off.htmlIt's all serious business when it comes down to shaking your 'thang' on the dancefloor. Tough to say who the better dancer is but the chubby kid is definitely more entertaining to watch.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81040/Fat-Kid-Vs-Skinny-Kid-Dance-Off.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81040.jpgFat Kid Vs. Skinny Kid Dance OffIt's all serious business when it comes down to shaking your 'thang' on the dancefloor. Tough to say who the better dancer is but the chubby kid is definitely more entertaining to watch.FunnyFat,Kid,Skinny,Dance,OffThu, 17 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81038/Ferris-Bueller-s-Day-Off-Redux.htmlMore like an indie coming of age film; perhaps the kind of film Sofia Coppola or Godard might make, than just Ferris just having a day off, hanging out with his best friend & girlfriend. Live & learn people!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-81038/Ferris-Bueller-s-Day-Off-Redux.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81038.jpgFerris Bueller's Day Off - ReduxMore like an indie coming of age film; perhaps the kind of film Sofia Coppola or Godard might make, than just Ferris just having a day off, hanging out with his best friend & girlfriend. Live & learn people!EntertainmentFerris,Buellers,Day,Off,Redux