http://www.abum.com/Funny not - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Mon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700Mon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comMon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87210/Reasons-Not-to-Buy-an-iPhone-5.htmlIf you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87210/Reasons-Not-to-Buy-an-iPhone-5.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87210.jpgReasons Not to Buy an iPhone 5If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.EntertainmentReasons,Not,Buy,iPhoneMon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87122/How-Not-To-Kiss.htmlYour first Frenchie will always be a lasting memory so, listen up to some do's and don'ts from a master(?) and make sure you don't screw it up. Although come to think of it, he does look kinda gay.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-87122/How-Not-To-Kiss.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87122.jpgHow Not To KissYour first Frenchie will always be a lasting memory so, listen up to some do's and don'ts from a master(?) and make sure you don't screw it up. Although come to think of it, he does look kinda gay.How ToHow,Not,KissThu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86899/Fun-We-re-Not-Young.htmlFun.’s “We Are Young” caught the minds of some people, but those lyrics don’t resonate for the oldies whose years are beyond 30. To fix this singer-songwriters Tommy Fields and Nikki Boyer created this version.Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-86899/Fun-We-re-Not-Young.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86899.jpgFun. – We’re Not YoungFun.’s “We Are Young” caught the minds of some people, but those lyrics don’t resonate for the oldies whose years are beyond 30. To fix this singer-songwriters Tommy Fields and Nikki Boyer created this version.MusicFun,Were,Not,YoungMon, 19 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86432/How-Not-To-Remove-A-Wall.htmlA tenant in a tenement tries to make an unauthorized renovation, removing a wall in his apartment. He ends up removing a wall for the whole apartment.Home improvement suddenly got interesting.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-86432/How-Not-To-Remove-A-Wall.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86432.jpgHow Not To Remove A WallA tenant in a tenement tries to make an unauthorized renovation, removing a wall in his apartment. He ends up removing a wall for the whole apartment.Home improvement suddenly got interesting.How ToHow,Not,Remove,WallThu, 23 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/86112/Lego-Millennium-Falcon-Assembly-3d.htmlCareful not to geek in your pants there, as Lego and computer animation meet for a nerd orgy of a video that took the guy three years to make. THREE YEARS! That's a lot of dedication and hard work for this painstaking recreation, rendered frame by frame.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-86112/Lego-Millennium-Falcon-Assembly-3d.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86112.jpgLego Millennium Falcon Assembly 3dCareful not to geek in your pants there, as Lego and computer animation meet for a nerd orgy of a video that took the guy three years to make. THREE YEARS! That's a lot of dedication and hard work for this painstaking recreation, rendered frame by frame.FunnyCareful,not,to,geek,in,your,pants,there,as,Lego,and,computer,animation,meet,for,a,nerd,orgy,of,video,that,took,the,guy,three,years,make.,THREE,YEARS!,That's,lot,dedication,hard,work,this,painstaking,recreation,rendered,frame,by,frame.Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85871/Football-is-Not-Gay.htmlAll those men running around putting their heads in each others crotches, penetrating deep into the defensive line. Then afterwards it's back to the locker room to flick each other's naked buttocks with a wet towel while laughing gaily. It's very manly stuff. Very manly stuff indeed.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85871/Football-is-Not-Gay.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85871.jpgFootball is Not GayAll those men running around putting their heads in each others crotches, penetrating deep into the defensive line. Then afterwards it's back to the locker room to flick each other's naked buttocks with a wet towel while laughing gaily. It's very manly stuff. Very manly stuff indeed.EntertainmentFootball,Not,GayMon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85848/Not-Just-A-Pretty-Face.htmlWhen it comes to the opposite sex what exactly do you look for in a female? Is it personality, maybe a certain smile, or the flash of a beautiful pair of eyes. Whatever it is one thing's for certain, these ladies all have 'two' things in common.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85848/Not-Just-A-Pretty-Face.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85848.jpgNot Just A Pretty FaceWhen it comes to the opposite sex what exactly do you look for in a female? Is it personality, maybe a certain smile, or the flash of a beautiful pair of eyes. Whatever it is one thing's for certain, these ladies all have 'two' things in common.EntertainmentNot,Just,Pretty,FaceMon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85841/Football-Is-Not-Gay.htmlBecause it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85841/Football-Is-Not-Gay.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85841.jpgFootball Is Not GayBecause it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...EntertainmentFootball,Not,GaySun, 08 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85397/Mime-is-Not-Without-Risks.htmlThese two girls are innocently miming along to their favourite Katy Perry song when all of a sudden something gets too excited and before you know it one of them's covered in....'something' - You could say this chick has the "white stuff".Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85397/Mime-is-Not-Without-Risks.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85397.jpgMime is Not Without RisksThese two girls are innocently miming along to their favourite Katy Perry song when all of a sudden something gets too excited and before you know it one of them's covered in....'something' - You could say this chick has the "white stuff".FunnyMime,Not,Without,RisksThu, 15 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85117/Sexy-Santa-Not-For-Kids.htmlAs well as all the good cheer, the kindness to others and the sharing of presents, Christmas is also a time when hot babes dress up in skimpy Santa outfits. Watch this all the way to the end because you're in for a surprise!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85117/Sexy-Santa-Not-For-Kids.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85117.jpgSexy Santa (Not For Kids)As well as all the good cheer, the kindness to others and the sharing of presents, Christmas is also a time when hot babes dress up in skimpy Santa outfits. Watch this all the way to the end because you're in for a surprise!FunnySexy,Santa,Not,For,KidsMon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85077/How-not-To-Pick-Up-Girls-On-A-Train.htmlIf you are currently using the method for picking up girls then i'm sure your results may vary-- but my guess is that the outcome will likely be exactly the same as this dude. Unless she is partially blind of course?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85077/How-not-To-Pick-Up-Girls-On-A-Train.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85077.jpgHow (not) To Pick Up Girls On A TrainIf you are currently using the method for picking up girls then i'm sure your results may vary-- but my guess is that the outcome will likely be exactly the same as this dude. Unless she is partially blind of course?FunnyHow,not,Pick,Girls,TrainTue, 22 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84747/How-Not-to-Catch-a-Giant-Spider.htmlThis can only be in Australia where horrible overgrown beasts like this exist. So if you do come across a spider the size of a dinner plate don't approach it with caution like this guy, fly at like a enraged ninja with a broom or spade.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84747/How-Not-to-Catch-a-Giant-Spider.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84747.jpgHow Not to Catch a Giant SpiderThis can only be in Australia where horrible overgrown beasts like this exist. So if you do come across a spider the size of a dinner plate don't approach it with caution like this guy, fly at like a enraged ninja with a broom or spade.FunnyHow,Not,Catch,Giant,SpiderThu, 17 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84691/You-Are-Not-So-Smart-Procrastination.htmlTrailer for a new book, You Are Not So Smart: Why which tells you such gems as why you have too many friends on Facebook, why your memory is mostly fiction and 46 other ways you are deluding yourself.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84691/You-Are-Not-So-Smart-Procrastination.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84691.jpgYou Are Not So Smart - ProcrastinationTrailer for a new book, You Are Not So Smart: Why which tells you such gems as why you have too many friends on Facebook, why your memory is mostly fiction and 46 other ways you are deluding yourself.EntertainmentYou,Are,Not,Smart,ProcrastinationMon, 25 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82971/How-NOT-to-Win-Your-Girlfriend-Back.htmlThis is either some expert trolling or this guy is extremely stupid. Either way, this is hilarious. This guy misses his girlfriend, but what he misses about her the most is her body and he's not afraid to tell the internet all about it. Trolling win.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-82971/How-NOT-to-Win-Your-Girlfriend-Back.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82971.jpgHow NOT to Win Your Girlfriend BackThis is either some expert trolling or this guy is extremely stupid. Either way, this is hilarious. This guy misses his girlfriend, but what he misses about her the most is her body and he's not afraid to tell the internet all about it. Trolling win.EntertainmentHow,NOT,Win,Your,Girlfriend,BackSun, 24 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82951/Rebecca-Black-Not-My-Moment.htmlSomeone working on the inside stumbled upon this original, unmixed version of Rebecca Black's new song. So we get to hear what her voice really sounds like without auto-tuning. And it sounds like a child drowning on candy.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-82951/Rebecca-Black-Not-My-Moment.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82951.jpgRebecca Black - (Not) My MomentSomeone working on the inside stumbled upon this original, unmixed version of Rebecca Black's new song. So we get to hear what her voice really sounds like without auto-tuning. And it sounds like a child drowning on candy.CelebsRebecca,Black,Not,MomentMon, 04 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82658/Not-Safe-For-Work-NSFW.htmlDon't go jumping to conclusions, assuming in any way that it might have a sexual orientation. This is waay more hardcore, featuring people in various states of extreme FAIL trying to attempt a task. It's kinda like work pr0n.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82658/Not-Safe-For-Work-NSFW.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82658.jpgNot Safe For Work (NSFW)Don't go jumping to conclusions, assuming in any way that it might have a sexual orientation. This is waay more hardcore, featuring people in various states of extreme FAIL trying to attempt a task. It's kinda like work pr0n.FunnyNot,Safe,For,Work,NSFWSun, 19 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82424/How-Not-To-Kiss.htmlYour first Frenchie will always be a lasting memory so, listen up to some do's and don'ts from a master(?) and make sure you don't screw it up. Although come to think of it, he does look kinda gay.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-82424/How-Not-To-Kiss.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82424.jpgHow Not To KissYour first Frenchie will always be a lasting memory so, listen up to some do's and don'ts from a master(?) and make sure you don't screw it up. Although come to think of it, he does look kinda gay.How ToHow,Not,KissThu, 16 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82397/Eminem-I-m-Not-Slim-Shady.htmlIf you like your lyrics pretty simple and silly and slightly derogatory towards Eminem, then you're in luck because this song has all those qualities and it's animated. And it has an old lady in it.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-82397/Eminem-I-m-Not-Slim-Shady.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82397.jpgEminem - I'm Not Slim ShadyIf you like your lyrics pretty simple and silly and slightly derogatory towards Eminem, then you're in luck because this song has all those qualities and it's animated. And it has an old lady in it.CelebsEminem,Not,Slim,ShadyThu, 26 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82107/My-Drunk-Kitchen-Ep-4-Not-Easy-Bake-Oven.htmlThis woman is awesome. She gets drunk and then attempts to cook. OK, so it's not a new idea but anyone who lists ingredients by saying "And some motherf*cking eggs" you got to show some respect for. Her and the Epic Meal Guys should collaborate.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82107/My-Drunk-Kitchen-Ep-4-Not-Easy-Bake-Oven.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82107.jpgMy Drunk Kitchen Ep. 4: Not Easy, Bake OvenThis woman is awesome. She gets drunk and then attempts to cook. OK, so it's not a new idea but anyone who lists ingredients by saying "And some motherf*cking eggs" you got to show some respect for. Her and the Epic Meal Guys should collaborate.FunnyDrunk,Kitchen,Not,Easy,Bake,OvenFri, 15 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81484/Reasons-Not-to-Buy-an-iPhone-5.htmlIf you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81484/Reasons-Not-to-Buy-an-iPhone-5.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81484.jpgReasons Not to Buy an iPhone 5If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.FunnyReasons,Not,Buy,iPhone