<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny nose - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny nose - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Big Nose Celebrities</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87302/Big-Nose-Celebrities.html</link><description>Ever wondered what celebrities would look like with gigantic conks? Yeah, me neither, but thanks to photoshop and someone who has far too much free time, now we know! Just something else we have the internet to thank for!</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87302/Big-Nose-Celebrities.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87302.jpg</image><media:title>Big Nose Celebrities</media:title><media:description>Ever wondered what celebrities would look like with gigantic conks? Yeah, me neither, but thanks to photoshop and someone who has far too much free time, now we know! Just something else we have the internet to thank for!</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Big,Nose,Celebrities</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87302.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Kid Lights His Nose And Cries</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85392/Kid-Lights-His-Nose-And-Cries.html</link><description>It probably is better that he can&#039;t smell anything because you never really forget the smell of burning charred flesh and brain cells cooking (if he has any at all) - WTF!?!.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85392/Kid-Lights-His-Nose-And-Cries.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85392.jpg</image><media:title>Kid Lights His Nose And Cries</media:title><media:description>It probably is better that he can&#039;t smell anything because you never really forget the smell of burning charred flesh and brain cells cooking (if he has any at all) - WTF!?!.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Kid,Lights,His,Nose,And,Cries</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85392.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Nose Worms Say &#039;HELLO!&#039;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84960/Nose-Worms-Say-HELLO.html</link><description>Worms. Up his nose. Puke. In my mouth! Before viewing this astonishing and rather horrible footage make sure your lunch was eaten a long time ago otherwise you may be seeing it again. Personally having watched it I feel I may never eat again - OMG!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84960/Nose-Worms-Say-HELLO.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84960.jpg</image><media:title>Nose Worms Say &#039;HELLO!&#039;</media:title><media:description>Worms. Up his nose. Puke. In my mouth! Before viewing this astonishing and rather horrible footage make sure your lunch was eaten a long time ago otherwise you may be seeing it again. 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Humbling.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83910/World-Championship-Nose-Cleansing.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83910.jpg</image><media:title>World Championship Nose Cleansing?</media:title><media:description>There are a lot of world championships out there, but none can match the skill &amp; dedication displayed by this bastions of Olympian ideals &amp; sportsmanship. These guys are an inspiration to every human being alive. Humbling.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>World,Championship,Nose,Cleansing</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83910.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Super Mario On Nose Flute</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82477/Super-Mario-On-Nose-Flute.html</link><description>Dayam, I&#039;ll give her something to play with...my pink oboe, we&#039;ll see how well she can play on that! 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