http://www.abum.com/Funny ninja - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comWed, 11 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86759/Ninja-Cat.htmlThis little furious furball has the most godlike reflexes ever seen in nature. If you like having eyelids without perforations it's advisable not to mess with him. Just saying.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-86759/Ninja-Cat.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86759.jpgNinja CatThis little furious furball has the most godlike reflexes ever seen in nature. If you like having eyelids without perforations it's advisable not to mess with him. Just saying.FunnyNinja,CatWed, 04 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86684/Ninja-Volleyball.htmlIt's not enough that Asians have got to be top of the tree when it comes to everything on the planet, now they can't even play volleyball properly -- instead they have to adapt it to the way of the ninja and use their feet.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86684/Ninja-Volleyball.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86684.jpgNinja VolleyballIt's not enough that Asians have got to be top of the tree when it comes to everything on the planet, now they can't even play volleyball properly -- instead they have to adapt it to the way of the ninja and use their feet.EntertainmentNinja,VolleyballTue, 03 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86663/Rock-And-Roll-Ninja.htmlSo you didn't realise that Shaolin monks played electric guitar? Hahahah get ready for one of the best combinations in the world, martial arts and rock n roll. Mid guitar solo he punches through burning timber. Awesome!!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86663/Rock-And-Roll-Ninja.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86663.jpgRock And Roll NinjaSo you didn't realise that Shaolin monks played electric guitar? Hahahah get ready for one of the best combinations in the world, martial arts and rock n roll. Mid guitar solo he punches through burning timber. Awesome!!EntertainmentRock,And,Roll,NinjaFri, 23 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86511/Ninja-Cats.htmlIt's a little known fact but cats are actually reincarnated ninjas, when ninjas die their energy is too awesome to disappear so they come back as cats, which is why cats are so good at catching little animals and fighting cockerels and stuff. True story.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86511/Ninja-Cats.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86511.jpgNinja CatsIt's a little known fact but cats are actually reincarnated ninjas, when ninjas die their energy is too awesome to disappear so they come back as cats, which is why cats are so good at catching little animals and fighting cockerels and stuff. True story.EntertainmentNinja,CatsWed, 14 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86392/Don-t-Mess-With-Ninja-Cow.htmlNEVER go near a ninja cow, specially when she is in the middle of giving birth. She is on edge as it is, but this is a very personal time in her life, you know and a savage kick in the face might just offend you. OUCH!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-86392/Don-t-Mess-With-Ninja-Cow.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86392.jpgDon't Mess With Ninja CowNEVER go near a ninja cow, specially when she is in the middle of giving birth. She is on edge as it is, but this is a very personal time in her life, you know and a savage kick in the face might just offend you. OUCH!FunnyDont,Mess,With,Ninja,CowSun, 19 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/86030/Ninja-Monkey.htmlAs the alpha male this monkey will 'attack' any male that he sees who is tall and imposing as a way of maintaining his alpha male status. He's obviously a ninja though, so that glass won't hold him for long...Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86030/Ninja-Monkey.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86030.jpgNinja MonkeyAs the alpha male this monkey will 'attack' any male that he sees who is tall and imposing as a way of maintaining his alpha male status. He's obviously a ninja though, so that glass won't hold him for long...EntertainmentNinja,MonkeyThu, 16 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/86000/American-Ninja-Warrior-2012.htmlAs an Asian American, this guy conforms to all the stereotypes, except one. So he sets out to prove that he has the capabilities to become a world class ninja warrior in this here video. And by the looks of it, he's doing it right.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-86000/American-Ninja-Warrior-2012.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86000.jpgAmerican Ninja Warrior 2012As an Asian American, this guy conforms to all the stereotypes, except one. So he sets out to prove that he has the capabilities to become a world class ninja warrior in this here video. And by the looks of it, he's doing it right.FunnyAmerican,Ninja,Warrior,2012Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85926/Jedi-Ninja-Cat-Attacks.htmlWow, this cat would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet strapped to a Formula 1 car. Maybe this is the long lost cat of Obi Wan, who he thought had been run over by a landspeeder?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85926/Jedi-Ninja-Cat-Attacks.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85926.jpgJedi Ninja Cat AttacksWow, this cat would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet strapped to a Formula 1 car. Maybe this is the long lost cat of Obi Wan, who he thought had been run over by a landspeeder?FunnyJedi,Ninja,Cat,AttacksSun, 08 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85406/Ceiling-Fan-Ninja-Trick.htmlIt's takes the skill of a highly trained ninja who's mastered the shinobi arts of war to pull off a trick of this complexity: taking a tomato down through spinning fan blades. Watch and learn and... ouch.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85406/Ceiling-Fan-Ninja-Trick.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85406.jpgCeiling Fan Ninja TrickIt's takes the skill of a highly trained ninja who's mastered the shinobi arts of war to pull off a trick of this complexity: taking a tomato down through spinning fan blades. Watch and learn and... ouch.EntertainmentCeiling,Fan,Ninja,TrickMon, 02 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85308/Ninja-Fail-WIN.htmlNow this guy is a true ninja, look at the grace with which he flies through the air, attacking that ball with the venom of a warrior. And then he does it again and gets that guy in the face. Awesome.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85308/Ninja-Fail-WIN.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85308.jpgNinja Fail = WIN!Now this guy is a true ninja, look at the grace with which he flies through the air, attacking that ball with the venom of a warrior. And then he does it again and gets that guy in the face. Awesome.EntertainmentNinja,Fail,WINThu, 29 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85278/Shooting-A-Ninja-Glock.htmlIf Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85278/Shooting-A-Ninja-Glock.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85278.jpgShooting A Ninja GlockIf Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.EntertainmentShooting,Ninja,GlockWed, 23 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84775/Flaming-Ninja-FAIL.htmlOnly a true ninja sets their crotch on fire, it takes great skill, finesse, aptitude and flammable pants. Just look at this tubby excuse for a human being, after this act of prime idiocy a painful world of faceplants & nutshots awaits him.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84775/Flaming-Ninja-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84775.jpgFlaming Ninja FAIL!Only a true ninja sets their crotch on fire, it takes great skill, finesse, aptitude and flammable pants. Just look at this tubby excuse for a human being, after this act of prime idiocy a painful world of faceplants & nutshots awaits him.FunnyFlaming,Ninja,FAILSun, 20 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84734/Boomerang-Throwing-Ninja.htmlThis man is a perfectionist, only happy with 100% accuracy. He's like Batman but with a boomerang--we should all just be grateful he doesn't take to throwing shuriken around because then if you fell foul of him, his 100% accuracy wouldn't be so entertaining then.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-84734/Boomerang-Throwing-Ninja.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84734.jpgBoomerang Throwing NinjaThis man is a perfectionist, only happy with 100% accuracy. He's like Batman but with a boomerang--we should all just be grateful he doesn't take to throwing shuriken around because then if you fell foul of him, his 100% accuracy wouldn't be so entertaining then.How ToBoomerang,Throwing,NinjaWed, 09 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84564/Dodge-Ball-Ninja.htmlYou may have thought Ben Stiller had some neat tricks in that movie about dodgeball, whatever it was called. But he's got nothing on this badass, just look at him fly through the air like he WAS the air. This is dodging a ball... like a boss.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84564/Dodge-Ball-Ninja.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84564.jpgDodge Ball NinjaYou may have thought Ben Stiller had some neat tricks in that movie about dodgeball, whatever it was called. But he's got nothing on this badass, just look at him fly through the air like he WAS the air. This is dodging a ball... like a boss.EntertainmentDodge,Ball,NinjaFri, 04 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84485/Ninja-Squirrel-VS-Stoners.htmlAfter hearing a noise in their garbage can these intrepid couch potatoes haul themselves up and go outside to investigate. But they could never have expected to find what they did… ladies and gentlemen… Ninja Squirrel!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84485/Ninja-Squirrel-VS-Stoners.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84485.jpgNinja Squirrel VS StonersAfter hearing a noise in their garbage can these intrepid couch potatoes haul themselves up and go outside to investigate. But they could never have expected to find what they did… ladies and gentlemen… Ninja Squirrel!FunnyNinja,Squirrel,StonersFri, 04 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84468/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turles-For-REAL.htmlYou probably remember them from the 1990s cartoon where they'd fight Shredder, hang with April and Casey and generally keep the world from falling into the clutches of evil. But they just looked like your average kids' cartoon, but not these bad mofos.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84468/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turles-For-REAL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84468.jpgTeenage Mutant Ninja Turles For REALYou probably remember them from the 1990s cartoon where they'd fight Shredder, hang with April and Casey and generally keep the world from falling into the clutches of evil. But they just looked like your average kids' cartoon, but not these bad mofos.EntertainmentTeenage,Mutant,Ninja,Turles,For,REALMon, 31 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84382/Hangin-Out-With-A-Real-Ninja.html"Just hangin' out". Only true ninja-warrior badasses wear shorts like this. That's how you can tell them apart from the pretenders. This man is your neighbor, he will come round and steal your cereal. Fear his shorts.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84382/Hangin-Out-With-A-Real-Ninja.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84382.jpgHangin' Out With A Real Ninja"Just hangin' out". Only true ninja-warrior badasses wear shorts like this. That's how you can tell them apart from the pretenders. This man is your neighbor, he will come round and steal your cereal. Fear his shorts.FunnyHangin,Out,With,Real,NinjaThu, 27 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84362/Stella-Angelova-Slow-Mo-Ninja.htmlThis woman is a total badass anyway but when you slow down her sword chucking skills into then you can witness the awesome in a whole new super slow level. She must be Chuck Norris' personal body guard.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84362/Stella-Angelova-Slow-Mo-Ninja.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84362.jpgStella Angelova: Slow-Mo NinjaThis woman is a total badass anyway but when you slow down her sword chucking skills into then you can witness the awesome in a whole new super slow level. She must be Chuck Norris' personal body guard.EntertainmentStella,Angelova,Slow-Mo,NinjaTue, 11 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84078/Ninja-Say-What.htmlNinja WHAT?!!! How has it take till now for an edit like this to have been made? Pure genius! But the main thing to remember here is its "Ninja" not "Ninjer". A mistake like that could cost you your life in certain parts of China town!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84078/Ninja-Say-What.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84078.jpgNinja Say What?!Ninja WHAT?!!! How has it take till now for an edit like this to have been made? Pure genius! But the main thing to remember here is its "Ninja" not "Ninjer". A mistake like that could cost you your life in certain parts of China town!FunnyNinja,Say,WhatWed, 05 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83977/Epic-Stop-Motion-Ninja.htmlThis is a awesome at is best based, centered around a good old-fashioned ninja duel. Just a couple of covert agents from the feudal Japan era, duking it out to see who's the one ninja to rule them all. It even has shuriken. Enjoy.Arts & Animationhttp://www.abum.com/comments-83977/Epic-Stop-Motion-Ninja.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83977.jpgEpic Stop-Motion NinjaThis is a awesome at is best based, centered around a good old-fashioned ninja duel. Just a couple of covert agents from the feudal Japan era, duking it out to see who's the one ninja to rule them all. It even has shuriken. Enjoy.Arts & AnimationEpic,Stop-Motion,Ninja