http://www.abum.com/Funny news - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Thu, 15 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700Thu, 15 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comSun, 13 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87200/Daniel-Simonsen-on-Good-News.htmlA comedian without any actual jokes is a rare creature. Not only does this guy not have any jokes but he’s agonisingly awkward. Plus a thick Norwegian accent and you’d expect him to be terrible. Somehow though he’s totally hilarious.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-87200/Daniel-Simonsen-on-Good-News.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87200.jpgDaniel Simonsen on Good NewsA comedian without any actual jokes is a rare creature. Not only does this guy not have any jokes but he’s agonisingly awkward. Plus a thick Norwegian accent and you’d expect him to be terrible. Somehow though he’s totally hilarious.FunnyDaniel,Simonsen,Good,NewsThu, 15 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86397/Rap-News-12-Yes-We-Kony.htmlThe unstoppable, Kony 2012 video, which has highlighted the plight of African child soldiering like never before, but is it good, bad, painfully oversimplified, or praiseworthy for going viral without boobs or cats?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86397/Rap-News-12-Yes-We-Kony.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86397.jpgRap News 12 – Yes We KonyThe unstoppable, Kony 2012 video, which has highlighted the plight of African child soldiering like never before, but is it good, bad, painfully oversimplified, or praiseworthy for going viral without boobs or cats?EntertainmentRap,News,Yes,KonyThu, 23 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/86110/Cassetteboy-vs-The-News.htmlIf only the news was this amusing every day, or the least they could do is have Cassetteboy edit the previous day’s headlines into mega-lulz and run it at the end of the programme.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-86110/Cassetteboy-vs-The-News.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86110.jpgCassetteboy vs The NewsIf only the news was this amusing every day, or the least they could do is have Cassetteboy edit the previous day’s headlines into mega-lulz and run it at the end of the programme.CelebsCassetteboy,The,NewsSun, 29 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85722/WTF-News-Report.htmlProbably the most refreshingly original news report you will ever see. This guy has obviously not been fully briefed on what it is he's meant to report and as a result the report is truly memorable.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85722/WTF-News-Report.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85722.jpgWTF News ReportProbably the most refreshingly original news report you will ever see. This guy has obviously not been fully briefed on what it is he's meant to report and as a result the report is truly memorable.FunnyWTF,News,ReportTue, 10 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85439/Chinese-News-Reporter-Screams.htmlSometimes you have to go the extra mile to get a good story. Sometimes. Either this reporter is terrified riding the slide or she is just practicing her Angry Bird impersonation?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85439/Chinese-News-Reporter-Screams.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85439.jpgChinese News Reporter ScreamsSometimes you have to go the extra mile to get a good story. Sometimes. Either this reporter is terrified riding the slide or she is just practicing her Angry Bird impersonation?EntertainmentChinese,News,Reporter,ScreamsFri, 30 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85291/Best-Local-News-Bloopers-of-2011.html2011 is nearly over so what better time to reflect back on 365 days of fail from local news stations across the states. nothing goes wrong quite as spectacularly as when it's all being broadcast live.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85291/Best-Local-News-Bloopers-of-2011.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85291.jpgBest Local News Bloopers of 20112011 is nearly over so what better time to reflect back on 365 days of fail from local news stations across the states. nothing goes wrong quite as spectacularly as when it's all being broadcast live.FunnyBest,Local,News,Bloopers,2011Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84927/News-Anchor-Fail-Compilation-2011.htmlThe only way these news anchors could be any more incompetent is if Ron Burgundy rolled into shot high as a kite on whiskey smelling of sex panther and looking for some afternoon delight. In fact, that would definitely turn this from a fail to a win.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84927/News-Anchor-Fail-Compilation-2011.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84927.jpgNews Anchor Fail Compilation 2011The only way these news anchors could be any more incompetent is if Ron Burgundy rolled into shot high as a kite on whiskey smelling of sex panther and looking for some afternoon delight. In fact, that would definitely turn this from a fail to a win.FunnyNews,Anchor,Fail,Compilation,2011Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84894/Pedobear-on-KRQE-News.htmlPEDOBEAR!!!! HE'S COMING! The monstrous cuddly little comic bear that has razed the internet is now coming offline and heading for your children! This is investigative reporting at its very best, give this news team a Pulitzer.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84894/Pedobear-on-KRQE-News.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84894.jpgPedobear on KRQE NewsPEDOBEAR!!!! HE'S COMING! The monstrous cuddly little comic bear that has razed the internet is now coming offline and heading for your children! This is investigative reporting at its very best, give this news team a Pulitzer.EntertainmentPedobear,KRQE,NewsThu, 13 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84123/Fox-News-Throughout-History.htmlYou can't beat great journalism, but it requires effort so much better to just go for the lowest common denominator and get your viewers by sensationalising everything. Just imagine if Fox News had existed throughout history, this is how they'd report it.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84123/Fox-News-Throughout-History.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84123.jpgFox News Throughout HistoryYou can't beat great journalism, but it requires effort so much better to just go for the lowest common denominator and get your viewers by sensationalising everything. Just imagine if Fox News had existed throughout history, this is how they'd report it.FunnyFox,News,Throughout,HistoryMon, 03 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83930/World-s-Most-Generic-News-Report.htmlGood old Charlie Brooker, here he gives a spot on parody of lazy news editing, taken from his awesome TV shows Newswipe. He manages to inform, take the piss, all while using their own methods for ridiculing them.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-83930/World-s-Most-Generic-News-Report.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83930.jpgWorld’s Most Generic News ReportGood old Charlie Brooker, here he gives a spot on parody of lazy news editing, taken from his awesome TV shows Newswipe. He manages to inform, take the piss, all while using their own methods for ridiculing them.How ToWorlds,Most,Generic,News,ReportTue, 06 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83520/Ultimate-News-Fail.htmlJesus, everyone involved in this giant cock-up needs to pack up and go home. They fail. At everything. It isn't just one thing that goes wrong, but a whole sequence of fail starts this broadcast off and then like dominoes the whole show just falls down from there.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83520/Ultimate-News-Fail.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83520.jpgUltimate News FailJesus, everyone involved in this giant cock-up needs to pack up and go home. They fail. At everything. It isn't just one thing that goes wrong, but a whole sequence of fail starts this broadcast off and then like dominoes the whole show just falls down from there.EntertainmentUltimate,News,FailTue, 06 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83516/Local-News-Arachnophobe.htmlJim, the weather guy doesn’t like spiders too much, so when a tarantula comes to the studio. And we all know the best way to deal with someone who’s afraid of anything is to come at them with it, until they run screaming from the studio. Win.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83516/Local-News-Arachnophobe.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83516.jpgLocal News ArachnophobeJim, the weather guy doesn’t like spiders too much, so when a tarantula comes to the studio. And we all know the best way to deal with someone who’s afraid of anything is to come at them with it, until they run screaming from the studio. Win.EntertainmentLocal,News,ArachnophobeTue, 06 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83495/World-s-Most-Embarassing-News-Blooper.htmlTime to crap yourselves laughing! We first saw this clip about 2 years ago and it suddenly started going around again this week. Can anyone think of another news blooper more embarrassing than this one?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-83495/World-s-Most-Embarassing-News-Blooper.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83495.jpgWorld's Most Embarassing News Blooper?Time to crap yourselves laughing! We first saw this clip about 2 years ago and it suddenly started going around again this week. Can anyone think of another news blooper more embarrassing than this one?FunnyWorlds,Most,Embarassing,News,BlooperWed, 20 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82906/The-End-Of-News-Of-The-World.htmlWe’ve seen the Murdochs and their adopted ginger hair-being sat in front of the Select Committee and now we finally know the truth! Well, we know Rupert Murdoch is pretty old and frail.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-82906/The-End-Of-News-Of-The-World.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82906.jpgThe End Of News Of The WorldWe’ve seen the Murdochs and their adopted ginger hair-being sat in front of the Select Committee and now we finally know the truth! Well, we know Rupert Murdoch is pretty old and frail.CelebsThe,End,News,WorldSun, 10 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82742/News-of-the-World-Der-Untergang.htmlThe News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-82742/News-of-the-World-Der-Untergang.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82742.jpgNews of the World: Der UntergangThe News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.CelebsNews,the,World,Der,UntergangSun, 03 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82637/Newsflash-News-Drought.htmlYes, it was the day that nothing was happening anywhere in the world, so the news people had nothing to do but stand around and try to look like they weren’t just a waste of salary.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82637/Newsflash-News-Drought.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82637.jpgNewsflash: News DroughtYes, it was the day that nothing was happening anywhere in the world, so the news people had nothing to do but stand around and try to look like they weren’t just a waste of salary.FunnyNewsflash,News,DroughtSun, 12 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82318/Charlie-Brooker-s-How-to-Report-the-News.htmlMr Brooker expertly analyses and demonstrates how TV news is just a fluff of soundbites, animated charts, and stupid camera shots, endlessly repeated no matter what dreary piece of parping crud is touting itself as “news”.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-82318/Charlie-Brooker-s-How-to-Report-the-News.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82318.jpgCharlie Brooker’s How to Report the NewsMr Brooker expertly analyses and demonstrates how TV news is just a fluff of soundbites, animated charts, and stupid camera shots, endlessly repeated no matter what dreary piece of parping crud is touting itself as “news”.How ToCharlie,Brookers,How,Report,the,NewsTue, 10 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81846/Shake-Weight-Cracks-Up-News-Station.htmlSometimes a news storyy gets waaay out of hand and there's no way of reigning it back in. The last time I saw this many jerk-offs on the news, they were showing Lakers highlights. Oooooooooooooh!!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81846/Shake-Weight-Cracks-Up-News-Station.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81846.jpgShake Weight Cracks Up News StationSometimes a news storyy gets waaay out of hand and there's no way of reigning it back in. The last time I saw this many jerk-offs on the news, they were showing Lakers highlights. Oooooooooooooh!!FunnyShake,Weight,Cracks,News,StationMon, 11 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81424/Breaking-news-We-Heart-Sluts.htmlMost guys are going to be able to get behind the message of this march, the ability for women to wear what ever skimpy clothes they want. If they want to expose their Munchkin's purse by not wearing any underwear, so be it.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-81424/Breaking-news-We-Heart-Sluts.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81424.jpgBreaking news: "We Heart Sluts"Most guys are going to be able to get behind the message of this march, the ability for women to wear what ever skimpy clothes they want. If they want to expose their Munchkin's purse by not wearing any underwear, so be it.EntertainmentBreaking,news,Heart,SlutsWed, 12 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/79941/Car-Catches-Fire-Behind-News-Anchor.htmlLet this be a lesson to anyone who is living in their car and thinking of adding a fireplace. It's tacky, and nine times out of ten, your car will explode.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-79941/Car-Catches-Fire-Behind-News-Anchor.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79941.jpgCar Catches Fire Behind News AnchorLet this be a lesson to anyone who is living in their car and thinking of adding a fireplace. It's tacky, and nine times out of ten, your car will explode.EntertainmentCar,Catches,Fire,Behind,News,Anchor