<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny never - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny never - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Johnny Depp Plays &#039;Never Have I Ever</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94196/Johnny-Depp-Plays-Never-Have-I-Ever.html</link><description>The cast of new film Mortdecai—Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Paul Bettany—play some revealing rounds of classic party game &quot;Never have I ever.&quot;</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94196/Johnny-Depp-Plays-Never-Have-I-Ever.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94196.jpg</image><media:title>Johnny Depp Plays &#039;Never Have I Ever</media:title><media:description>The cast of new film Mortdecai—Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Paul Bettany—play some revealing rounds of classic party game &quot;Never have I ever.&quot;</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Johnny,Depp,Plays,Never,Have,Ever</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94196.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Girls Never Know What To Eat</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93959/Girls-Never-Know-What-To-Eat.html</link><description>Girls never know what they want to eat, you ask them and they become crippled with indecision and ineptitude. 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