<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny mouth - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny mouth - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Jessie J Sings With Her Mouth Closed</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94213/Jessie-J-Sings-With-Her-Mouth-Closed.html</link><description>No matter what you think of Jessie J’s music, you can’t deny she’s got talent. And by talent I mean the ability to sing with her mouth closed, which is surely the greatest accomplishment she’s ever achieved?</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94213/Jessie-J-Sings-With-Her-Mouth-Closed.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94213.jpg</image><media:title>Jessie J Sings With Her Mouth Closed</media:title><media:description>No matter what you think of Jessie J’s music, you can’t deny she’s got talent. And by talent I mean the ability to sing with her mouth closed, which is surely the greatest accomplishment she’s ever achieved?</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Jessie,Sings,With,Her,Mouth,Closed</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94213.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>WTF Mouth Eyes</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86886/WTF-Mouth-Eyes.html</link><description>I have no idea what this is or where it&#039;s from but it&#039;s total nightmare fuel. The only way it could be even marginally less horrifying is if he was eating hot-dogs through his eye mouths.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86886/WTF-Mouth-Eyes.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86886.jpg</image><media:title>WTF Mouth Eyes</media:title><media:description>I have no idea what this is or where it&#039;s from but it&#039;s total nightmare fuel. The only way it could be even marginally less horrifying is if he was eating hot-dogs through his eye mouths.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>WTF,Mouth,Eyes</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86886.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Frozen Stuck Mouth</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86168/Frozen-Stuck-Mouth.html</link><description>In Russia if you&#039;re mouth gets stuck to a bar like you were a cartoon character in a Looney Tunes episode they fix it the only way they know how: vodka. It cures many ills in Russia, from stuck mouths to breakups.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86168/Frozen-Stuck-Mouth.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86168.jpg</image><media:title>Frozen Stuck Mouth</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/86168.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="64" height="606" width="348" /><media:description>In Russia if you&#039;re mouth gets stuck to a bar like you were a cartoon character in a Looney Tunes episode they fix it the only way they know how: vodka. It cures many ills in Russia, from stuck mouths to breakups.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Frozen,Stuck,Mouth</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86168.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Is That A Saussage In Your Mouth?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76745/Is-That-A-Saussage-In-Your-Mouth.html</link><description>....Or are you just pleased to see me? You can learn a LOT about chicks from how they masticate, yep, the subtle ways they put food into their mouths defines how other oral activities would be performed - If you are kinky, like me, you look for biters!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76745/Is-That-A-Saussage-In-Your-Mouth.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76745.jpg</image><media:title>Is That A Saussage In Your Mouth?</media:title><media:description>....Or are you just pleased to see me? 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It just goes to show how good the original was that it gets endlessly parodied. This is a fun version though &amp; made me LOL. Have they got any room left in their mouths for, you know? ROFL</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75282/Puke-In-My-Mouth-OMG.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75282.jpg</image><media:title>Puke In My Mouth - OMG!</media:title><media:description>Girl power in action and a response to Jizz In My Pants. It just goes to show how good the original was that it gets endlessly parodied. This is a fun version though &amp; made me LOL. Have they got any room left in their mouths for, you know? ROFL</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Puke,Mouth,OMG</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75282.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>I Puke In My Mouth</title><link>http://www.abum.com/72079/I-Puke-In-My-Mouth.html</link><description>A hilarious follow up to the epic funny &#039;Jizz In My Pants&#039; song, this time out it&#039;s the female version, letting us know how they feel about the whole &#039;Jizzpants&#039; subject. 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Braun over brains again and no animals were actually harmed in this experiment!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-71208/Strongest-Mouth-in-The-South.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/71208.jpg</image><media:title>Strongest Mouth in The South</media:title><media:description>Axle ripped out by lunatic with the strongest teeth ever - seeing is believing! Braun over brains again and no animals were actually harmed in this experiment!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Strongest,Mouth,The,South</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/71208.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Roman Candle to the Mouth</title><link>http://www.abum.com/67248/Roman-Candle-to-the-Mouth.html</link><description>This dumbnut leaves his mouth open while his friend shoots roman candles at him. Low and behold, he gets one square in the chops.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-67248/Roman-Candle-to-the-Mouth.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67248.jpg</image><media:title>Roman Candle to the Mouth</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/67248.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="53" height="522" width="348" /><media:description>This dumbnut leaves his mouth open while his friend shoots roman candles at him. Low and behold, he gets one square in the chops.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Roman,Candle,the,Mouth</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67248.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>WTF?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/66898/WTF.html</link><description></description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66898/WTF.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66898.jpg</image><media:title>WTF?</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Hot,Dog,Girl,Mouth,Tongue</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66898.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:01:02 -0400</pubDate><title>Awesome statue vomits day after day</title><link>http://www.abum.com/66569/Awesome-statue-vomits-day-after-day.html</link><description>He&#039;ll never stop puking!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66569/Awesome-statue-vomits-day-after-day.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66569.jpg</image><media:title>Awesome statue vomits day after day</media:title><media:description>He&#039;ll never stop puking!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>puke,vomit,water,mouth</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66569.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:25:43 -0500</pubDate><title>A chair that&#039;ll eat you</title><link>http://www.abum.com/63326/A-chair-that-ll-eat-you.html</link><description>Sitting down here might be the last thing you ever do.</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-63326/A-chair-that-ll-eat-you.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63326.jpg</image><media:title>A chair that&#039;ll eat you</media:title><media:description>Sitting down here might be the last thing you ever do.</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>chair,mouth,upset,angry,teeth</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63326.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Don&#039;t do this at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/63295/Don-t-do-this-at-home.html</link><description>That croc is about to have itself a tasty human head meal</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-63295/Don-t-do-this-at-home.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63295.jpg</image><media:title>Don&#039;t do 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piss!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>pee,Bush,mouth,urinal</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63141.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Bird craps in the mouth of a reporter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62715/Bird-craps-in-the-mouth-of-a-reporter.html</link><description>Bet that tasted good, and made for a good story too!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62715/Bird-craps-in-the-mouth-of-a-reporter.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62715.jpg</image><media:title>Bird craps in the mouth of a reporter</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62715.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="21" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Bet that tasted good, and made for a good story too!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>reporter,poop,bird,mouth</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62715.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Sink stares at you every time you stare at it</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61971/Sink-stares-at-you-every-time-you-stare-at-it.html</link><description>Kind of creepy, to be honest.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61971/Sink-stares-at-you-every-time-you-stare-at-it.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61971.jpg</image><media:title>Sink stares at you every time you stare at it</media:title><media:description>Kind of creepy, to be honest.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>sink,stare,face,mouth</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61971.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>No gun required, this guy is a human super soaker</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61387/No-gun-required-this-guy-is-a-human-super-soaker.html</link><description>From the mouth to the bottle, gushing like a geyser</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61387/No-gun-required-this-guy-is-a-human-super-soaker.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61387.jpg</image><media:title>No gun required, this guy is a human super soaker</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/61387.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="149" height="464" width="348" /><media:description>From the mouth to the bottle, gushing like a geyser</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>spit,water,gun,mouth</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61387.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Go ahead, pee in those big lips</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61356/Go-ahead-pee-in-those-big-lips.html</link><description>I don&#039;t know about you, but I&#039;d feel a little weird pissing in that. Especially with that camera up there.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61356/Go-ahead-pee-in-those-big-lips.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61356.jpg</image><media:title>Go ahead, pee in those big lips</media:title><media:description>I don&#039;t know about you, but I&#039;d feel a little weird pissing in that. Especially with that camera up there.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>piss,mouth,pee,urinal</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61356.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Catching Snowflakes</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61206/Catching-Snowflakes.html</link><description>I saw this loser in my front yard eating MY snowflakes. Well I really showed him.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61206/Catching-Snowflakes.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61206.jpg</image><media:title>Catching Snowflakes</media:title><media:description>I saw this loser in my front yard eating MY snowflakes. 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