<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny microsoft - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny microsoft - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Dear Microsoft (an open letter by Dan Bull)</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80357/Dear-Microsoft-an-open-letter-by-Dan-Bull.html</link><description>The cockney poet of the interwebs has a rant (rap) about the bane of all our computer lives: Microsoft. 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