<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny maiden - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny maiden - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Flying Car - Maiden Flight</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86727/Flying-Car-Maiden-Flight.html</link><description>That&#039;s the thing about the future, if you wait for it for long enough along it will come, delivering all the stuff you dreamed of, like flying cars. 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Just look at the frown turn upside down as the crowd starts cheering &amp; Bruce Dickinson &amp; the band start laying down some R-O-C-K.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84279/Iron-Maiden-Make-Me-Happy.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84279.jpg</image><media:title>&quot;Iron Maiden Make Me Happy&quot;</media:title><media:description>This 2yr-old knows that there&#039;s only one thing that&#039;s going to lift him out of the blues, and that&#039;s Iiiiiron Maaaaaiden! 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