<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny maid - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny maid - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>How to Prank a Hotel Maid</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87191/How-to-Prank-a-Hotel-Maid.html</link><description>Why just leave a hotel room in a messy state when you can be much more creative and prank the maid so badly she&#039;ll need therapy. 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Give me a pair!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-12293/Magic-Sunglasses.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/12293.jpg</image><media:title>Magic Sunglasses</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/12293.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="28" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>These magic sunglasses are something else!  Give me a pair!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>glasses,maid</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/12293.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 00:00:13 -0500</pubDate><title>Hot French Maids Teach Stuff</title><link>http://www.abum.com/11662/Hot-French-Maids-Teach-Stuff.html</link><description>In their first episode, you get to learn how to podcast. 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