http://www.abum.com/Funny machine - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Wed, 02 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700Wed, 02 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comMon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87121/Duckface-Machine.htmlWow, this is a special pump that lets girls get that oh-so adorable duckface look, just put this over your lips, leave for a few minutes and then you get to look like a complete idiot when you looked perfectly fine before.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87121/Duckface-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87121.jpgDuckface MachineWow, this is a special pump that lets girls get that oh-so adorable duckface look, just put this over your lips, leave for a few minutes and then you get to look like a complete idiot when you looked perfectly fine before.EntertainmentDuckface,MachineWed, 02 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87093/Nawtie-Coke-Machine.htmlGive people a command and they’ll ignore you. Give people a command and put it on the front of a coke machine and they’ll lose their minds trying to execute whatever is written in that swirly white writing. Anything for a free drink, eh?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87093/Nawtie-Coke-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87093.jpgNawtie Coke MachineGive people a command and they’ll ignore you. Give people a command and put it on the front of a coke machine and they’ll lose their minds trying to execute whatever is written in that swirly white writing. Anything for a free drink, eh?EntertainmentNawtie,Coke,MachineTue, 24 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86953/Epic-Quadrotor-with-Machine-Gun.htmlHoly crapwad, Skynet has arrived! Drones are pretty scary things and drones flying in formation are even scarier but then add a machine gun to them and we're in Skynet territory and before you know it we'll all be enslaved to the master race of machines.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86953/Epic-Quadrotor-with-Machine-Gun.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86953.jpgEpic Quadrotor with Machine GunHoly crapwad, Skynet has arrived! Drones are pretty scary things and drones flying in formation are even scarier but then add a machine gun to them and we're in Skynet territory and before you know it we'll all be enslaved to the master race of machines.EntertainmentEpic,Quadrotor,with,Machine,GunThu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85795/Washing-Machine-Destruction.htmlEver seen a washing machine commit a slow and painful suicide before being put out of it's misery with a brick? Well now you have! Another item ticked of the to-do/bucket list. You're welcome.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-85795/Washing-Machine-Destruction.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85795.jpgWashing Machine DestructionEver seen a washing machine commit a slow and painful suicide before being put out of it's misery with a brick? Well now you have! Another item ticked of the to-do/bucket list. 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Inside that metal drum who knows what kind of auto-erotic action is taking place?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84137/Washing-Machine-Orgasm.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84137.jpgWashing Machine OrgasmEven machines need love and this one's having a very good time, god knows what it's up to but it's making the sounds of something caught in the throes of passion. Inside that metal drum who knows what kind of auto-erotic action is taking place?EntertainmentWashing,Machine,OrgasmThu, 15 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83636/Delmer-Builds-A-Machine.htmlNot sure what this young kid's done, he looks like he may've divided by zero at one point though, because things get a bit weird.He builds a machine that can shoot so high, it finds god. But the last thing you want to do is start a war with the heavens.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83636/Delmer-Builds-A-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83636.jpgDelmer Builds A MachineNot sure what this young kid's done, he looks like he may've divided by zero at one point though, because things get a bit weird.He builds a machine that can shoot so high, it finds god. But the last thing you want to do is start a war with the heavens.EntertainmentDelmer,Builds,MachineTue, 02 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83082/Big-Blue-Ball-Machine.htmlFreddie Wong pays tribute to a gif of old, namely that blue ball gif that was like a Rube Goldberg machine featuring a blue ball made by the Something Awful Forums. And now there's this actual video. With a blue ball.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-83082/Big-Blue-Ball-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83082.jpgBig Blue Ball MachineFreddie Wong pays tribute to a gif of old, namely that blue ball gif that was like a Rube Goldberg machine featuring a blue ball made by the Something Awful Forums. And now there's this actual video. With a blue ball.FunnyBig,Blue,Ball,MachineWed, 06 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82697/Chick-Pwns-2-Guys-a-Washing-Machine.htmlThis chick watches in amusement at two workers as they struggle to carry out her washing machine. Finally she pushes them to aside and loads it by herself. Cool, but wasn't she meant to be making then a sammich?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-82697/Chick-Pwns-2-Guys-a-Washing-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82697.jpgChick Pwns 2 Guys & a Washing MachineThis chick watches in amusement at two workers as they struggle to carry out her washing machine. 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This has to be the most patriotic machine gun of all, except, i guess, as long as we forget all those bald eagles it killed :(Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-77062/Epically-MASSIVE-Fireworks-Machine-Gun.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77062.jpgEpically MASSIVE Fireworks Machine Gun!There's awesome....and then there's AWESOME! How bad would you want one of these in your back yard? This has to be the most patriotic machine gun of all, except, i guess, as long as we forget all those bald eagles it killed :(EntertainmentEpically,MASSIVE,Fireworks,Machine,Gun