<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny lines - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny lines - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Remember Tan Lines?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85632/Remember-Tan-Lines.html</link><description>It&#039;s really difficult to remember, as the cold winter winds whip around your face and chill your milky-white skin that not so long ago those pale bits of our bodies were only consigned to areas of our body that rarely saw the sun. 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Do you enjoy saying &#039;Hello!&#039; to your little friend? Bueller? Bueller? Then you may well enjoy this journey into some catchphrases from celluloid&#039;s history. Now go chew some bubble gum and kick some ass.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80709/150-Movie-Lines-Catch-Phrases.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80709.jpg</image><media:title>150 Movie Lines &amp; Catch-Phrases</media:title><media:description>Do you love the smell of napalm in the morning? Do you enjoy saying &#039;Hello!&#039; to your little friend? Bueller? Bueller? Then you may well enjoy this journey into some catchphrases from celluloid&#039;s history. 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It&#039;s like watching 100 great movies in under 4 minutes, it ticks all the boxes babes, funnies, one liners, the lot.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-69897/100-Best-Movie-Lines.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69897.jpg</image><media:title>100 Best Movie Lines</media:title><media:description>Man i love watching compilations videos like this. 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