<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny knife - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny knife - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Knife Licker</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86780/Knife-Licker.html</link><description>I&#039;ve never really understood why bad guys in films lick their knives. Not only is it totally unhygienic but they&#039;re risking cutting their tongues as well. Licking a plunger would be much safer.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86780/Knife-Licker.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86780.jpg</image><media:title>Knife Licker</media:title><media:description>I&#039;ve never really understood why bad guys in films lick their knives. Not only is it totally unhygienic but they&#039;re risking cutting their tongues as well. Licking a plunger would be much safer.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Knife,Licker</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86780.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Butcher Knife Nunchucks</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84363/Butcher-Knife-Nunchucks.html</link><description>Whoever thought that cooking wasn&#039;t dangerous needs to watch this insanity. This dude takes Iron Chef way too seriously. Dangerously serious.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84363/Butcher-Knife-Nunchucks.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84363.jpg</image><media:title>Butcher Knife Nunchucks</media:title><media:description>Whoever thought that cooking wasn&#039;t dangerous needs to watch this insanity. This dude takes Iron Chef way too seriously. Dangerously serious.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Butcher,Knife,Nunchucks</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84363.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Knife Throwing... Like a Boss</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84010/Knife-Throwing-Like-a-Boss.html</link><description>Now this guys can throw some knives, he&#039;s so good his friend will happily stand there like they do in the circus while he launches them all around him just missing his face &amp; his family jewels. One wrong move and it&#039;s hello pain.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84010/Knife-Throwing-Like-a-Boss.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84010.jpg</image><media:title>Knife Throwing... Like a Boss</media:title><media:description>Now this guys can throw some knives, he&#039;s so good his friend will happily stand there like they do in the circus while he launches them all around him just missing his face &amp; his family jewels. One wrong move and it&#039;s hello pain.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Knife,Throwing,Like,Boss</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84010.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Knife Hand Demonstration</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79239/Knife-Hand-Demonstration.html</link><description>This guy successfully demonstrates on his older brother how to throw the knife hand and knock someone out cold. Piece of piss, anyone could do it - But i think i will refrain from ever trying it out!</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79239/Knife-Hand-Demonstration.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79239.jpg</image><media:title>Knife Hand Demonstration</media:title><media:description>This guy successfully demonstrates on his older brother how to throw the knife hand and knock someone out cold. Piece of piss, anyone could do it - But i think i will refrain from ever trying it out!</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Knife,Hand,Demonstration</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79239.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Psychic Knife Skills</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74169/Psychic-Knife-Skills.html</link><description>Oh man this is a classic case of looking like a complete idiot. Even if you think you have got this trick down sooner or later you are going to come up short and get hurt.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74169/Psychic-Knife-Skills.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74169.jpg</image><media:title>Psychic Knife Skills</media:title><media:description>Oh man this is a classic case of looking like a complete idiot. Even if you think you have got this trick down sooner or later you are going to come up short and get hurt.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Psychic,Knife,Skills</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74169.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Psychic Knife Skills</title><link>http://www.abum.com/71551/Psychic-Knife-Skills.html</link><description>Oh man this is a classic case of looking like a complete idiot. Even if you think you have got this trick down sooner or later you are going to come up short and get hurt.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-71551/Psychic-Knife-Skills.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/71551.jpg</image><media:title>Psychic Knife Skills</media:title><media:description>Oh man this is a classic case of looking like a complete idiot. 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